Mads Holm Lauridsen
@madsholm.bsky.social
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Polyglot. World traveler. Danish. Socialist and a fan of nice clever people.
Waiting for someone to ask about my profile pic.
Polyglot. World traveler. Danish. Socialist and a fan of nice clever people.
Waiting for someone to ask about my profile pic.
I have always wondered with the new fad where tennis players get more balls before serving, and discard some.
They also discard when serving with fresh balls.
Keeps me up at night.
They also discard when serving with fresh balls.
Keeps me up at night.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I have always wondered with the new fad where tennis players get more balls before serving, and discard some.
They also discard when serving with fresh balls.
Keeps me up at night.
They also discard when serving with fresh balls.
Keeps me up at night.
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When your presidency runs on manual transmission.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
When your presidency runs on manual transmission.
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Putting your clocks back this weekend? Useful advice here...
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Putting your clocks back this weekend? Useful advice here...
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I love these dudes
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love these dudes
As an owner of many watches: Winter time is a fucking pain in the ass, and makes no sense any more.
When my kids where small it took two weeks before they adjusted.
Tik tok for this stupid idea.
When my kids where small it took two weeks before they adjusted.
Tik tok for this stupid idea.
October 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
As an owner of many watches: Winter time is a fucking pain in the ass, and makes no sense any more.
When my kids where small it took two weeks before they adjusted.
Tik tok for this stupid idea.
When my kids where small it took two weeks before they adjusted.
Tik tok for this stupid idea.
Who the fuck wants a ballroom when you have no sense of rythm?
October 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Who the fuck wants a ballroom when you have no sense of rythm?
Melania should be a bit worried. Donny is building that Trump Mahal.
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Melania should be a bit worried. Donny is building that Trump Mahal.
At this rate Trump will empty all prisons before Christmas.
October 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
At this rate Trump will empty all prisons before Christmas.
Imagine the French government collapsing over the theft of royal jewellery.
The irony.
The irony.
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Imagine the French government collapsing over the theft of royal jewellery.
The irony.
The irony.
I have reached the pinnacle of my life: Getting canceled on Reddit for a Chuch Norris joke.
September 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I have reached the pinnacle of my life: Getting canceled on Reddit for a Chuch Norris joke.
One of our big documentarians has passed away in Denmark. He documented Eddy Merckx. “En forårsdag i Helvede”. “Spring day in Hell”. Paris Roubaix. The best man to intellectualize the converging importance between play and sport.
But my favourite is this:
youtu.be/Pzvr02UV9Ic?...
Jørgen Leth 🙏
But my favourite is this:
youtu.be/Pzvr02UV9Ic?...
Jørgen Leth 🙏
Pelota 1983
YouTube video by Basque Cultural Center
youtu.be
September 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
One of our big documentarians has passed away in Denmark. He documented Eddy Merckx. “En forårsdag i Helvede”. “Spring day in Hell”. Paris Roubaix. The best man to intellectualize the converging importance between play and sport.
But my favourite is this:
youtu.be/Pzvr02UV9Ic?...
Jørgen Leth 🙏
But my favourite is this:
youtu.be/Pzvr02UV9Ic?...
Jørgen Leth 🙏
Love letters when you break up are to long for Bluesky.
September 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Love letters when you break up are to long for Bluesky.
Miss the Atlantic. Always drawn but never wise. Portugal 2024, Aguda.
September 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Miss the Atlantic. Always drawn but never wise. Portugal 2024, Aguda.
So let me get this straight:
Argentina has practiced state corruption for decades, fucked up a country with Malbec and the best beef in the world, and the chainsaw didn’t work. And now they want free gas.
Que pasada de la ostia. 🤡
Argentina has practiced state corruption for decades, fucked up a country with Malbec and the best beef in the world, and the chainsaw didn’t work. And now they want free gas.
Que pasada de la ostia. 🤡
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So let me get this straight:
Argentina has practiced state corruption for decades, fucked up a country with Malbec and the best beef in the world, and the chainsaw didn’t work. And now they want free gas.
Que pasada de la ostia. 🤡
Argentina has practiced state corruption for decades, fucked up a country with Malbec and the best beef in the world, and the chainsaw didn’t work. And now they want free gas.
Que pasada de la ostia. 🤡
Shrooming. Boletus in absolute abundance. First major flush in eight years in Scandinavia
September 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Shrooming. Boletus in absolute abundance. First major flush in eight years in Scandinavia
Absolut Bonanza 🍄🟫🕺😍
September 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Absolut Bonanza 🍄🟫🕺😍
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Jewish New Year kicks off
For Jews it's not 2025, but 5786 which explains why Jews always seem so tired.
For Jews it's not 2025, but 5786 which explains why Jews always seem so tired.
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Jewish New Year kicks off
For Jews it's not 2025, but 5786 which explains why Jews always seem so tired.
For Jews it's not 2025, but 5786 which explains why Jews always seem so tired.
Waiting for an answer.
September 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Waiting for an answer.
This is Fidel Castro domain
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is Fidel Castro domain
Everybody is experiencing a stroke in New York right now.
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Everybody is experiencing a stroke in New York right now.
Fuck me. All muscles have + and - - paracetamol and ibrufin are essential.
September 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fuck me. All muscles have + and - - paracetamol and ibrufin are essential.
AI will never get you laid.
September 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
AI will never get you laid.
Epstein is a death my a thousand leeks.
September 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Epstein is a death my a thousand leeks.
Not since 2018. Astounding flushing of Boletus Boletus this year.
I love all seasons, but early autumn has a special magic.
Death and bounty 👌
I love all seasons, but early autumn has a special magic.
Death and bounty 👌
September 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Not since 2018. Astounding flushing of Boletus Boletus this year.
I love all seasons, but early autumn has a special magic.
Death and bounty 👌
I love all seasons, but early autumn has a special magic.
Death and bounty 👌