The charred remains of Madeline
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The charred remains of Madeline
@maddypockets.bsky.social
The ghost that's possessing your new stepmom
Reloaded for 20 min but managed a Switch 2 pre-order
April 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
INSIDE (2016)
Oh to be a big tangle of 200lb boys slip sliding around in the snow
January 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi
October 25, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Listen, if politics has to be about compromise then how about we outlaw guns for everyone except billionaire assassins?
December 5, 2024 at 4:17 PM
BBNO$ looks like he'd invite you over and make you a 'special sandwich' that could cure your childhood trauma
November 30, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Ever think about how all these liberals hate the male gaze and yet they love the male gays? Very curious
November 29, 2024 at 4:39 AM
You won't be very Popular or Defying Gravity in heaven if you stick with that Wicked lifestyle. Hi, I'm maddypockets and today I want to talk to you about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ
November 29, 2024 at 4:36 AM
The worm in RFK Jr's brain is the only cure for the woke mind virus
November 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Wonder if Dr. Disrespect had a bad Thanksgiving. Hope so.
November 29, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Becoming fully self sufficient by growing my own weed and making my own gummies
November 13, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Bummed that Fuentes' house didn't burn down but hey, who knows what the future holds
November 13, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Why the hell were seven spark plugs embedded in my front yard?
May 6, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Gonna shoot up .25ccs of 20mg/ml estradiol valerate just to feel something
April 24, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Gonna steal a lime scooter just to feel something
April 24, 2024 at 6:56 PM
PSA: Those creepy robot dogs only have a load capacity of 30 lbs so any full grown adult can Mario stomp them pretty effectively
April 21, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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Happy “Pi Day” (March 15, or 3.15) to all the math heads who follow me!
March 15, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Funny how you get trans'd and then find yourself making a living in cock and ball torture
March 6, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Consider, if you will, the humble manatee
March 6, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Back on my bullshit telling men I'm 5'9"
February 20, 2024 at 3:28 AM
A reality show where trans girls are in a competition to see who gets vaginoplasty first. I call it "Race to the Bottom"
January 18, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Surrounded by unmasked boomers in the hospital. If I manage to avoid covid it'll be a miracle
January 8, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Planning a heist on the anime store in the mall so I can steal their gashapon machines
December 30, 2023 at 6:14 AM
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📖
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
August 30, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
August 23, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Funny how I get tits and my immediate next thought is "I'd look great with a 6 pack"
August 17, 2023 at 11:47 PM