Q: Why did you cut snap and health care research?

Rep. Flood: We do not have unlimited money in the United States.

[Crowd booing]

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

old twitter is so back. god i missed these types of freaks who had no profit incentive to act this way. beautiful brains as smooth as polished marble

alexander graham bell slipping a piece of paper with the number 1 written on it to a babe at the bar

“I shall kill Snow White with this magic poison apple!” um did you know a regular poison apple will also kill her and it won’t come with the ability for the death to be reversed by a kiss