maddie patterson
@maddiepatterson.bsky.social
nerd of sufficient intensity
gone now (2017) stan account
gone now (2017) stan account
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why does she look 85 years old and also evil
July 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
why does she look 85 years old and also evil
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There's something I need people to understand.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
November 20, 2024 at 9:12 PM
There's something I need people to understand.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
twitters down so now im here for the first time in months !
December 21, 2023 at 5:53 AM
twitters down so now im here for the first time in months !
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yeah as far as presidential statements about the death of an american official goes, this is the closest you’re going to get to “yes he deserved to die and i hope he burns in hell”
This statement from Biden about Henry Kissinger is one cold-blooded shiv of a paragraph, to a degree that I truly didn't expect we were going to get.
I'm impressed.
I'm impressed.
November 30, 2023 at 11:53 PM
yeah as far as presidential statements about the death of an american official goes, this is the closest you’re going to get to “yes he deserved to die and i hope he burns in hell”
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You *really* need to see the side-by-side comparison to fully appreciate the differences. Especially if you don't get why people are saying that the Kissinger statement is cold.
December 1, 2023 at 12:48 AM
You *really* need to see the side-by-side comparison to fully appreciate the differences. Especially if you don't get why people are saying that the Kissinger statement is cold.
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You’ve seen the dog outside of town, lying where the witches were buried.
October 31, 2023 at 10:46 PM
You’ve seen the dog outside of town, lying where the witches were buried.
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Parents... please check your children's candy tonight. I just went through Salomé Athena's haul and I found a copy of the Jorge Luis Borges short story collection "The Garden of Forking Paths". This metatextual exploration may be too advanced for young readers.
October 31, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Parents... please check your children's candy tonight. I just went through Salomé Athena's haul and I found a copy of the Jorge Luis Borges short story collection "The Garden of Forking Paths". This metatextual exploration may be too advanced for young readers.
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Finally I can sleep well knowing my family is safe from Mongolian Steppe archers on our way to Starbucks 🙏
October 31, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Finally I can sleep well knowing my family is safe from Mongolian Steppe archers on our way to Starbucks 🙏
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Autumn is here, time to get spooky 🍂🕯️🍂
September 23, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Autumn is here, time to get spooky 🍂🕯️🍂
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cask of amontillado is the first story about being blocked
September 17, 2023 at 7:44 PM
cask of amontillado is the first story about being blocked
who up blueing
September 16, 2023 at 4:55 PM
who up blueing
peepee poopoo
September 12, 2023 at 3:50 PM
peepee poopoo