Mad At The Internet
@madattheinternet.bsky.social
Dad of 4. Husband of 1. Comedy fan. Leans left enough to fall over. Anything I say or do is an attempt to be funny—frankly it’s kind of pathetic. I love vintage tech, cars, tinkering, learning and talking too much.
Veteran of SA, refugee of Reddit.
Veteran of SA, refugee of Reddit.
On the topic of historically significant circumcisions:
On August 14, 1945, in an act that effectively ended WWII, Hirohito, the last emperor of Japan, likely surrendered with his schmeckle sashimi still attached—but we’ll never know for sure because of all the pixelation on the historical record.
On August 14, 1945, in an act that effectively ended WWII, Hirohito, the last emperor of Japan, likely surrendered with his schmeckle sashimi still attached—but we’ll never know for sure because of all the pixelation on the historical record.
October 31, 2023 at 1:18 PM
On the topic of historically significant circumcisions:
On August 14, 1945, in an act that effectively ended WWII, Hirohito, the last emperor of Japan, likely surrendered with his schmeckle sashimi still attached—but we’ll never know for sure because of all the pixelation on the historical record.
On August 14, 1945, in an act that effectively ended WWII, Hirohito, the last emperor of Japan, likely surrendered with his schmeckle sashimi still attached—but we’ll never know for sure because of all the pixelation on the historical record.
I think the bigger news is that he was in the race in the first place.
October 28, 2023 at 7:08 PM
I think the bigger news is that he was in the race in the first place.
You know who I feel the worst for in all this? Joey Fatone.
October 17, 2023 at 5:16 PM
You know who I feel the worst for in all this? Joey Fatone.
Imagine glancing up from your cappuccino to see Kanye administering an Italian breathalyzer.
August 30, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Imagine glancing up from your cappuccino to see Kanye administering an Italian breathalyzer.
This is the stupid freckle that I wind up licking EVERY time I eat Nutella and I’m ALWAYS left disappointed!
August 19, 2023 at 3:18 PM
This is the stupid freckle that I wind up licking EVERY time I eat Nutella and I’m ALWAYS left disappointed!
One thing they can’t accuse Lizzo of is fostering a potassium deficient work environment.
August 2, 2023 at 11:28 PM
One thing they can’t accuse Lizzo of is fostering a potassium deficient work environment.
Afraid to eat Ben & Jerry’s because it’s too Jewy? 7-11 gotchu!
August 2, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Afraid to eat Ben & Jerry’s because it’s too Jewy? 7-11 gotchu!
If Ms. Pat is coming to your town, go see her! Two hours of painful laughter and she nearly threw down with a couple hecklers. She delivered on her promise of a much needed night of laughs (and she signed my book!)
July 29, 2023 at 9:33 PM
If Ms. Pat is coming to your town, go see her! Two hours of painful laughter and she nearly threw down with a couple hecklers. She delivered on her promise of a much needed night of laughs (and she signed my book!)
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While I cannot program a Clippy, I can provide this:
July 24, 2023 at 7:43 PM
While I cannot program a Clippy, I can provide this:
It was a fantastic flick!
I can see why a lot of right wing dudes hate the Barbie movie because unlike a lot of these right wing dudes, the Barbie movie can make a woman laugh and come away satisfied after a couple of hours in a dark room together
July 22, 2023 at 4:15 AM
It was a fantastic flick!
Barbeaster egg.
July 22, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Barbeaster egg.
Nobody wants to work anymore. I tried teaching them how to fish and they just stared at me while sitting next to their bowls.
July 21, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Nobody wants to work anymore. I tried teaching them how to fish and they just stared at me while sitting next to their bowls.
Entering Costco: just get the rotisserie chicken, don’t buy anything else
Leaving Costco: “Spared no expense!”
Leaving Costco: “Spared no expense!”
July 19, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Entering Costco: just get the rotisserie chicken, don’t buy anything else
Leaving Costco: “Spared no expense!”
Leaving Costco: “Spared no expense!”
Is there any way to look up how many rape kits and SA cases are still awaiting processing and prosecution in Polk County?
Man who siphoned 80 gallons of stolen gas caught thanks to DNA sample, Polk County deputies say
After almost a year of investigating, the Polk County Sheriff’s Office found an alleged gasoline thief who stole about 80 gallons of fuel from a Lake Wales business, according to an affidavit…
www.wfla.com
July 18, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Is there any way to look up how many rape kits and SA cases are still awaiting processing and prosecution in Polk County?
Proud of my DIY accomplishments today. I’ve had an on and off charging system message for a couple weeks now and bit the bullet and replaced my alternator. The message is gone and my battery is charging fine!
Today, a 20 year old truck with enough miles to have gone to the moon is back in business!
Today, a 20 year old truck with enough miles to have gone to the moon is back in business!
July 16, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Proud of my DIY accomplishments today. I’ve had an on and off charging system message for a couple weeks now and bit the bullet and replaced my alternator. The message is gone and my battery is charging fine!
Today, a 20 year old truck with enough miles to have gone to the moon is back in business!
Today, a 20 year old truck with enough miles to have gone to the moon is back in business!
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Damn. No underscores in user names? Weaksauce
July 15, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Damn. No underscores in user names? Weaksauce
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Seriously, we're not talking shit to be dicks. We like the app. It's a nice app. It's got cool stuff. And cool people. It's all pretty looking and shit. I like it.
But we ALSO like not-racism. This app could be perfect if you could just focus on the not-racism.
That's all we're saying, man. 😭
But we ALSO like not-racism. This app could be perfect if you could just focus on the not-racism.
That's all we're saying, man. 😭
July 14, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Seriously, we're not talking shit to be dicks. We like the app. It's a nice app. It's got cool stuff. And cool people. It's all pretty looking and shit. I like it.
But we ALSO like not-racism. This app could be perfect if you could just focus on the not-racism.
That's all we're saying, man. 😭
But we ALSO like not-racism. This app could be perfect if you could just focus on the not-racism.
That's all we're saying, man. 😭
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These are the vibes now
July 15, 2023 at 12:07 AM
These are the vibes now
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there’s something inherently funny about a bunch of coders developing a new platform and then, mostly through a series of coincidences, finding themselves at the mercy of online leftists
July 14, 2023 at 6:00 PM
there’s something inherently funny about a bunch of coders developing a new platform and then, mostly through a series of coincidences, finding themselves at the mercy of online leftists
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the great thing about this is how good the general public is at digesting nuanced information
July 13, 2023 at 10:35 PM
the great thing about this is how good the general public is at digesting nuanced information
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I need bluesky to get its shit together bc I’m not gonna have the energy to join another platform for at least 7 or 8 more months
July 13, 2023 at 7:51 PM
I need bluesky to get its shit together bc I’m not gonna have the energy to join another platform for at least 7 or 8 more months
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Responding to individual, specific issues is not how you root out systematic bigotry. It’s how you train it.
July 13, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Responding to individual, specific issues is not how you root out systematic bigotry. It’s how you train it.