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Tess of the D’Ysfunctional
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Librarian
Women's Football Enthusiast(USWNT/Spirit/Liverpool)
TedBecca Pedestrian+
Musical Theater Pilgrim
Old Hollywood Binger
Would invade France for Hannah Waddingham
Parasocially, I’m so so glad Croix and Weezy have each other for camp because I would hate for one of them to be alone

*yes I have been watching the NT videos with a full on pout
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
🫩 The hits keep coming and they don’t stop coming fr
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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On media day, I asked Kysha what it was like coming into this tight Spirit squad:

“I called my mom and I was like ‘damn, why didn’t you tell me I have a lot of sisters in Washington?’”
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Kysha 😭 I’m not ready.
Kysha Sylla posted a goodbye message on Instagram.

No announcements from the Spirit yet, but it seems clear they're not going to renew her loan from Lyonnes.

The Spirit enter the offseason with an intl. roster spot crunch: 13 players (incl. Sylla) for 10 spots...but that'll be 8 spots on 1/1/2026.
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Michelle Kang has me weeping?????
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Tell me you don’t know NWSL history without telling me you don’t know NWSL history.
Also, preemptively blocking anyone who’s a Spirit fan whether they said anything about your post or not is really surviving in them trenches. Great job.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Mood
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Berman, now you absolutely have to raise the cap cause Trin has to win another championship with the Spirit. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules.
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Need a Spirit fan to give Hal the biggest hug. I’m so gutted for her.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just gonna say, I hope Hal and Trin are ok and that theyre all taking care of each other. They had a hell of a season and a hell of a game. It honestly could have gone either way imo and I can’t wait to be back in Audi next season to cheer then on. 🫶🏽 @washingtonspirit.com I love ya
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The Spirit Witch says cheer for the Spirit or else.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sandy speaking TRUTH about cooking for your (single)self. Can't I just purchase enough to make a meal and not have leftover ingredients that will then just rot on me? What if I don't want asparagus 5 days in a row??
And finally, I went long with Sandy MacIver about hashbrowns, eggs Benedict, and what it’s like to cook as a professional athlete who lives alone:
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
NWSL is the best league but we're loosing the BEST players left and right because they want to be paid in money. Do nothing and instead of having a good league, we're going to be the MLS.
"They're going to come for the VibEs" Not if you're NOT GOING TO PAY THEM WHAT THEY'RE WORTH.
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*berman on TWG live
Ic0niclisa Throwing GIF
ALT: Ic0niclisa Throwing GIF
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
SHE WANTS TO STAY.
Berman and the nwsl is seriously fumbling this and I hope they never find sleep again
Trinity Rodman killing it on the blue carpet tonight! #NWSL
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
WEEZY AND CROIX
WEEZY AND CROIX
WEEZY AND CROIX

No Hal is disappointing and I'm SURE Tara would be here but I'm pretty sure her wedding is around here
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s always Gotham 🫩
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ohhhhh
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So glad I get to just watch this game for the vibes. As Es said yesterday, I have equal reasons to want to beat both teams so bring it on.
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I think I hurt my vocal chords very lightly yesterday 😂
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Oh hey, I’m in this
the brick wall to honor aura kingsbury (as seen from 117)

@spiritsquadron.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
No voice, no problem. MY TEAM IS GOING TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP 😭
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Even with leaving early, metro delays will cause me to just make kick off. As long as nothing else happens 🙄 Never change wmata
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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This comment means the world! The library is for everyone. For autistic you, ADHD you, dyslexic you, neurodivergent you 💚

It is difficult for some to use a library voice, to whisper. THAT’S OKAY. You belong in the library, we will work together. I admire YOU 😊

Take a look, it’s in a book 💛
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
After that Seattle game, I would notttttt be speaking on Marta/Pride that way
Live your life in a way that you don't ever end up on Marta's shitlist
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM