Madame Kelli
@madamekelli.bsky.social
Polyam sapphic demisexual, AuDHD, witchy, shibari artist, love games (TTRPG, board, video), playing/making music (guitar, bass, uke), various crafting, reading (light sci fi and fantasy), and cooking
It's just an avocado, Michael
What could it cost? 2 for 10 bucks?
What could it cost? 2 for 10 bucks?
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's just an avocado, Michael
What could it cost? 2 for 10 bucks?
What could it cost? 2 for 10 bucks?
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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I'm not ashamed of who I am.
That's my family's job.
That's my family's job.
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm not ashamed of who I am.
That's my family's job.
That's my family's job.
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Would love to see some reporting on how the airline lobby put on the pressure.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Would love to see some reporting on how the airline lobby put on the pressure.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Disney paid $16 million to Trump to settle a bogus lawsuit involving George Stephanopoulos.
Disney fired Terry Moran for calling Stephen Miller a “world-class hater.”
Disney suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
That Disney has walked back one of those after immense public pressure doesn't change who they are.
Disney fired Terry Moran for calling Stephen Miller a “world-class hater.”
Disney suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
That Disney has walked back one of those after immense public pressure doesn't change who they are.
September 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Disney paid $16 million to Trump to settle a bogus lawsuit involving George Stephanopoulos.
Disney fired Terry Moran for calling Stephen Miller a “world-class hater.”
Disney suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
That Disney has walked back one of those after immense public pressure doesn't change who they are.
Disney fired Terry Moran for calling Stephen Miller a “world-class hater.”
Disney suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
That Disney has walked back one of those after immense public pressure doesn't change who they are.
Has anyone had a chance to ask Susan Collins if she's now "concerned" about her choice to support RFKjr?
September 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Has anyone had a chance to ask Susan Collins if she's now "concerned" about her choice to support RFKjr?
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Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
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You can condemn murder and political violence without whitewashing Charlie Kirk's shameful history of hate, racism, white nationalism and promotion of dangerous conspiracies that radicalized Trump supporters to violence.
You can do both.
You can do both.
September 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You can condemn murder and political violence without whitewashing Charlie Kirk's shameful history of hate, racism, white nationalism and promotion of dangerous conspiracies that radicalized Trump supporters to violence.
You can do both.
You can do both.
I just learned there's a company called "Brick 'em Young" that makes Mormon legos
August 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I just learned there's a company called "Brick 'em Young" that makes Mormon legos
You know who would have blocked this Cracker Barrel logo redesign?
Brad's wife
Brad's wife
August 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You know who would have blocked this Cracker Barrel logo redesign?
Brad's wife
Brad's wife
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CHIEF: I’ll need your badge and your service weapon.
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
August 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
CHIEF: I’ll need your badge and your service weapon.
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
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[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
I mean, I suppose it's positive that Jeffries is filibustering the inevitable horrors, but where was this level of willingness to obstruct everyday since January? #TooLittleTooLate
July 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I mean, I suppose it's positive that Jeffries is filibustering the inevitable horrors, but where was this level of willingness to obstruct everyday since January? #TooLittleTooLate
It's the empty bleachers for me
June 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It's the empty bleachers for me
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We may make the squeaking our ringtone
June 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
We may make the squeaking our ringtone
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Donald Trump gave a speech at #nokings #Amsterdam! And je sang Happy Birthday to himself! The audience❤️❤️❤️Donald!!
June 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Donald Trump gave a speech at #nokings #Amsterdam! And je sang Happy Birthday to himself! The audience❤️❤️❤️Donald!!
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Same here.
June 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Same here.
2 men making a big scene in public with their messy breakup is pretty Pride coded, ngl
June 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
2 men making a big scene in public with their messy breakup is pretty Pride coded, ngl
What First Amendment?
March 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What First Amendment?
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Garcia: "I find it ironic that our chairman, Rep. Greene, is in charge of running this committee. In the last Congress, Chairwoman Greene literally showed a dick pic in our Oversight hearing, so I thought I'd bring one as well. This, of course, is President Elon Musk ... "
February 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Garcia: "I find it ironic that our chairman, Rep. Greene, is in charge of running this committee. In the last Congress, Chairwoman Greene literally showed a dick pic in our Oversight hearing, so I thought I'd bring one as well. This, of course, is President Elon Musk ... "
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BREAKING: Donald trump is actually doing something GREAT, promising to crack down on overdraft fees and to BLOCK medical debt from being listed on credit reports! WOW!!!
LOL, just kidding. Actually, President Biden did all that stuff to help Americans, and trump wants to reverse it.
Fucking idiot.
LOL, just kidding. Actually, President Biden did all that stuff to help Americans, and trump wants to reverse it.
Fucking idiot.
February 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
BREAKING: Donald trump is actually doing something GREAT, promising to crack down on overdraft fees and to BLOCK medical debt from being listed on credit reports! WOW!!!
LOL, just kidding. Actually, President Biden did all that stuff to help Americans, and trump wants to reverse it.
Fucking idiot.
LOL, just kidding. Actually, President Biden did all that stuff to help Americans, and trump wants to reverse it.
Fucking idiot.
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“Today, DEI has become the new N-word; the new rightwing abstraction deployed by Republicans to conceal their anti-Black racism.”
My latest for the Guardian, in which I cite Lee Atwater, and bring lots of receipts.
Sorry, but it has to be said:
My latest for the Guardian, in which I cite Lee Atwater, and bring lots of receipts.
Sorry, but it has to be said:
What Republicans really mean when they blame 'DEI' | Mehdi Hasan
Referencing DEI is the new rightwing abstraction deployed by Republicans to conceal their anti-Black racism
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“Today, DEI has become the new N-word; the new rightwing abstraction deployed by Republicans to conceal their anti-Black racism.”
My latest for the Guardian, in which I cite Lee Atwater, and bring lots of receipts.
Sorry, but it has to be said:
My latest for the Guardian, in which I cite Lee Atwater, and bring lots of receipts.
Sorry, but it has to be said:
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Over 100 ICE agents spent 5 hrs in Chicago last week, arresting only 2.
In Denver & Aurora, CO, over 400 agents were dispatched for migrant violence linked to Tren de Aragua. After knocking on hundreds of doors, only 1 member was arrested. (NYP, ABC News)
In Denver & Aurora, CO, over 400 agents were dispatched for migrant violence linked to Tren de Aragua. After knocking on hundreds of doors, only 1 member was arrested. (NYP, ABC News)
February 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Over 100 ICE agents spent 5 hrs in Chicago last week, arresting only 2.
In Denver & Aurora, CO, over 400 agents were dispatched for migrant violence linked to Tren de Aragua. After knocking on hundreds of doors, only 1 member was arrested. (NYP, ABC News)
In Denver & Aurora, CO, over 400 agents were dispatched for migrant violence linked to Tren de Aragua. After knocking on hundreds of doors, only 1 member was arrested. (NYP, ABC News)