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Mad Alice
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🇨🇦 🦄 🩷💜🩵 🏳️‍🌈 GenX

Mostly sane now.

Woke as fuck.

☠️ Aspiring adult.
🕸️ Fur baby Mom.
☠️ Terrible fibre artist and potter.
🕸️ Awful home barista.
☠️ Stay at home kayak camper.
🕸️ Severe depression & anxiety disorder survivor.
☠️ She/Her/Elle.

[🖕Don't DM me🖕]
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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · Mar 4
#ElbowsUP #Canada !

Canada is #NotForSale!

#FuckTrump
Canadian flag. The maple leaf has angry eyes, elbows up and boxing gloves. True North at the top, Elbows Up at the bottom.
mad-alice.bsky.social
Day 4 post-op:

I like Dilaudid. It works.
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

I choose: Baby Shark
twinsurvivalist.bsky.social Twin Dad’s Jingle Balls @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 27d
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.

I choose: "Puttin’ on the Ritz” by Taco
jakevig.bsky.social Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27d
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.

I choose: "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
Started my last #weightLoss push on October 9th.

I'm down 21lbs so far

I'm 3 days post-op for #GastricBypass #BariatricSurgery.

#Roux-En-Y.

Still sore from the surgery. Thank gawd for good prescription drugs.
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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proudcanadaveteran.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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People just can't take a joke. Personally, I would love a visit from a #GrimReaper instead of a priest. 🤣
A Grim Reaper standing in front of a building. "In 1994, Los Angeles police arrested a man for dressing like the Grim Reaper, complete with a scythe, who was standing in front of old people's homes, starring inside."
July 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Leo: There is absolutely nothing to fear in your future. Hold on, I was reading your star chart upside down.
July 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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solitudex.bsky.social
AND WE ARE NOT
COMING BACK ANY
TIME SOON SO... 🖕

BEST,
🍁🇨🇦💪
solitudex.bsky.social X Solitude ∞ 🍁🇨🇦 EH! @solitudex.bsky.social · Jun 2
🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁
🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁
Sorry💪NOT SORRY
🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁
🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁
Dear America, WE ARE DOING JUST FINE WITHOUT YOU... 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁 Sorry💪NOT SORRY EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
mad-alice.bsky.social
#Summer #BBQ #Tip:

#Wasp #Wasps
Avoid being bothered by wasps at BBQs this summer by put8a blob of jam on a small child.
June 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
#CanadaStrong

The orange menace is aboot to find oout just how strong a united #Canada is.
Canada Strong. White writing on red background.
April 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
Last time I visited my mom I put my wedding ring in a " #SafeSpot " so I wouldn't lose it.

I found it again a month later.
April 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
These ugly bastards were out en masses tonight. Frikken #ToeBiter.
You're welcome #Entomologists.

#Bugs
#CountryLife
#RiverLiving
#LethocerusAmericanus
#GiantWaterBug
#Entomology
April 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
Gotta show my Husb this!
jonathanslater.bsky.social Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · Apr 25
Every pose somehow makes sense.
April 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
#Senators vs #Leafs

It's a big annoyance when the #Sens host the Leafs at home because #Toronto fans buy a good portion of the seats.

GO SENS GO!

#NHL #Playoffs #StanleyCup
Bart Simpson in class writing lines on the black board saying: "I will not sell my tickets to Leaf fans."
April 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
Tired of #politics.
Shall we play a #game?

How many animals can you see?

Solution in the comments.
An optical illusion of a bunch of animals.
April 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
#woke
Woke spelled out using images for human Rights etc.. Books. Black lives matter. LGBTQ2S+ rainbow community. Woke It's not the insult you think it is.
April 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
Started a new #crochet pattern using Loops & Threads Silky Soft rayon from bamboo #yarn.

Link to #pattern:

www.expressionfiberarts.com/products/ray...
First rows of a new crochet pattern in shades of mauve & blue.
April 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
mad-alice.bsky.social
This is why I don't let my Husb go shopping alone:

An older gent accosted him at #Metro and asked where he could find cheap sandwich meat that wasn't bologna.

My wonderful #husband recommended he ask for Soilent Green and directed him towards the deli counter.

#IMarriedAnAsshole 🤣
March 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
mad-alice.bsky.social
Trying to forget politics for a while.

Starting a new #book series by #MichaelAnderle.

What's on your #eReader ?

www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...
Paid in Blood (Watchdogs of the Veil Book 1)
The government may have given up on Carlton Pierce, but…
www.goodreads.com
March 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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krassenstein.bsky.social
March 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
mad-alice.bsky.social
I'm no rocket surgeon but...

Why can't the #CommonWealth and/or the rest of the world just stop dealing with the #USA?

Just completely shun them? Cut all ties, coms & kick them out of our countries.

#CanadaStrong #CanadaResilient
#Never51st
#FuckTrump #FuckMaga #FuckMusk
March 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
1/4

This is who we are.
#Canadian

#CanadaStrong
#FuckTrump #USA #MAGA
Dear 77,301,997 Americans who voted for Trump (and to a few of our own MAGA-loving Canadians), Let's take a moment to reflect on who we Canadians actually are, as you may have been misled lately. We are compassionate. We are polite. We value education and children, our elders and the vulnerable. We are proud, we are strong, we are free. We quietly (sometimes not so quietly) go about our business. See, being Canadian has never been about shouting the loudest or demanding attention. That’s not who we are. We’re the quiet ones — the ones who shovel our neighbour’s driveway without being asked, who hold the door open, who say “sorry” when you bump into us, and who believe that getting along is better than shouting each other down. We believe in fairness, decency, and looking out for each other — not just here at home, but around the world. It’s part of why we’ve always been proud to be your greatest neighbour. We’ve always shown up for you — time and time again. From the beaches of Normandy to the mountains of Korea, from the fields of Flanders to the streets of Kandahar, Canadians have stood beside you, fought beside you, and yes, died beside you during your darkest hours. When Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, we were there. When California burned, we sent our finest firefighters and water bombers. And on September 11, 2001, when the world stood still, we opened our homes and airports to thousands of your citizens, because that’s what good neighbours do. It would certainly never occur to us to ask for expressions of gratitude, let alone demand it. Who does that? To be frank, it’s hard — really hard — to watch your president, a convicted criminal who built his entire persona on insults, cruelty, and division, turn that hostility on us. We’ve been your friend, your ally, your partner — and now we’re treated like a inconvenient commodity at best, an enemy at worst. Now, to the Canadian MAGA cheerleaders telling me to “mind my own broken country” — let's t… We believe in fairness, decency, looking out for each other — not just here at home, but around the world. It’s part of why we’ve always been proud to be your greatest neighbour. We’ve always shown up for you — time and time again. From the beaches of Normandy to the mountains of Korea, from the fields of Flanders to the streets of Kandahar, Canadians have stood beside you, fought beside you, and yes, died beside you during your darkest hours. When Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, we were there. When California burned, we sent our finest firefighters and water bombers. And on September 11, 2001, when the world stood still, we opened our homes and airports to thousands of your citizens, because that’s what good neighbours do. It would certainly never occur to us to ask for expressions of gratitude, let alone demand it. Who does that? To be frank, it’s hard — really hard — to watch your president, a convicted criminal who built his entire persona on insults, cruelty, and division, turn that hostility on us. We’ve been your friend, your ally, your partner — and now we’re treated like a inconvenient commodity at best, an enemy at worst. Now, to the Canadian MAGA cheerleaders telling me to “mind my own broken country” — let's take a moment and clear a few things up. Canada isn’t broken. Do we have problems? Of course we do — name a country that doesn’t. But we’re not on the verge of civil war because we can’t even agree on basic facts. We don’t rally to round up immigrants or people who don’t look like us, or cheer when our leaders mock the disabled and vulnerable. We don’t vote convicted criminals into office — we vote them out. We don’t cling to political labels like they’re our whole identity. We’re Canadian first — not Liberal or Conservative first. We actually understand how tariffs work. We know that affordable health care for all isn’t some radical fantasy — it’s basic human decency. We don’t fantasize about dragging society back to the 1940s. An…
March 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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charlieangus104.bsky.social
Have you signed the petition to strip Elon Musk-olini of his Canadian citizenship?
Mr. Musk is pissed.
He has posted snarky comments claiming Canada is not a real country.
We can make this the largest parliamentary petition in CDN history.
Please sign and pass on.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-5353 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
March 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
Creepy ass spider with the Stanley Cup on its back.
It tried to cross check me.

I think it's a #WolfSpider.

#Spider
Creepy ass spider with the Stanley Cup on its back. Might be a wolf spider.
March 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Canadian terminology explained.
#ElbowsUp #GlovesOff #JerseyEm #OverTheBoards #ClearTheBench
#CanadaStrong
For our international crowd, Canadian fight terminology: Elbows Up: we mean business and we aren't backing down. Gloves Off: it's go time. Jersey 'em: we're yanking their own jersey over their head and using it to incapacitate them while we pound on them. Over the Boards: we're bringing supports into this skirmish. Clear the Bench: we're ALL in the fight and it's not going to be pretty. We'll take it for the team and no man gets left behind. Hope this clears things up.
March 7, 2025 at 7:16 AM
mad-alice.bsky.social
Prime Minister Justin The Governor Trudeau.

#ElbowsUp #CanadaFights
#CanadaStrong
#JustinTrudeau
#TheGovernor
#FuckTrump #FuckMaga
From Bonjour-Hi Québec on Facebook: From one of our dear members... Pete made this last night; a play on Donald’s name calling. "I was taught young that the best way to deal with a bully is to disarm his words. We should embrace “The Governor “ as our PM’s wartime nickname, and make the name bigger than Donald could ever imagine. Regardless of how you feel about Trudeau, he has been handling this affair like a boss and a true leader. He gained my respect again." Canadian flag. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau flexing & rolling up his shirt sleeves with elbows up. Caption below: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. "The Governor".
March 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM