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the longer I pursue bottom surgery, the more I understand that the purpose of even the most "progressive" healthcare institutions is to demoralize, hurt, and ultimately kill trans people.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
the longer I pursue bottom surgery, the more I understand that the purpose of even the most "progressive" healthcare institutions is to demoralize, hurt, and ultimately kill trans people.
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
working at the nyt
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
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Why do they make TV shows for boys? Go chop some wood
September 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Why do they make TV shows for boys? Go chop some wood
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Salem's other outfit
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September 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Salem's other outfit
(HE/HIM) 🐇✨🏳️⚧️
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Decades of deregulation have had a devastating impact on America’s natural resources, nowhere more apparent than at Big Rock Candy Mountain, where the famed Cigarette Trees, once heavy with fresh cartons, now struggle to produce a single pack.
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Decades of deregulation have had a devastating impact on America’s natural resources, nowhere more apparent than at Big Rock Candy Mountain, where the famed Cigarette Trees, once heavy with fresh cartons, now struggle to produce a single pack.
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They should make it Juliet and Juliet laws
July 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
They should make it Juliet and Juliet laws
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he tells me he's a boy but he's got a Kate Spade iphone case 🤨🤨🤨
June 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
he tells me he's a boy but he's got a Kate Spade iphone case 🤨🤨🤨
doin my brows is so scary like who's that bug eye bitch in the mirror
June 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
doin my brows is so scary like who's that bug eye bitch in the mirror
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having sex in church is being against colonialism and oppression
May 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
having sex in church is being against colonialism and oppression
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Eggs being “down 97/98% is insane”, if we take the $8 eggs reached in March and brought it down by 97% you would get $0.24, which is as you might be able to guess not the price of eggs
not to mention that a year ago eggs cost ~$2.5 but today even with the recent price drops they’re ~$4
not to mention that a year ago eggs cost ~$2.5 but today even with the recent price drops they’re ~$4
Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."
May 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Eggs being “down 97/98% is insane”, if we take the $8 eggs reached in March and brought it down by 97% you would get $0.24, which is as you might be able to guess not the price of eggs
not to mention that a year ago eggs cost ~$2.5 but today even with the recent price drops they’re ~$4
not to mention that a year ago eggs cost ~$2.5 but today even with the recent price drops they’re ~$4
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“Revolution is not for the sane” is such a wild quote to find in star wars
May 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“Revolution is not for the sane” is such a wild quote to find in star wars
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The marketing guys at Malört have been rocking insuppressible stiffies since they heard the news
May 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The marketing guys at Malört have been rocking insuppressible stiffies since they heard the news
im like if Stein(Soul Eater) was a woman
May 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
im like if Stein(Soul Eater) was a woman
if i could pause time id do so much fuckin shoplifting like holy shit
April 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
if i could pause time id do so much fuckin shoplifting like holy shit
is this how christians do oral?
lord please bless this cock I am about to suck
April 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
is this how christians do oral?
getting to do self injections is so awesome cause it's the coolest body modification project EVER
April 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
getting to do self injections is so awesome cause it's the coolest body modification project EVER
subcutaneously injecting 150mg of jovial merriment into my thigh
April 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
subcutaneously injecting 150mg of jovial merriment into my thigh
i dotn need cigarettes i have boyfreind hoodie
April 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i dotn need cigarettes i have boyfreind hoodie