Ended the year by peeing on a closed toilet seat in the dark!

Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/

anyone else think this whole Dick Cheney death narrative is a little... off? ex-VPs just don't suddenly die. I have questions and so should you.

every year I procrastinate and end up using the previous year’s costume, and every year I have to explain to more and more people who ken bone was

The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to

Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse
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I'm like an empty bottle
Drained of everything left in my mind
Checking out life on the dark side
Riding down the road 'til the end of time

I'm like a broken lantern
Stuffed of everything good and light
Hanging 'round waiting for something
To pick me up or hang me dry

Fill Me Up Again...

"tRump" this "elmo" that. shut the fuck up!!!

Great band name,,,
YEAH BOY GEORGE HARRISON FORD COPPOLA