mark p
@m4rkp.bsky.social
living an individual life in linear time
yeah I’ll have the uhhh
February 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
yeah I’ll have the uhhh
play ja ja ding dong!!
🚨 Lady Gaga premieres the ‘Abracadabra’ music video during a #GRAMMYs commercial break.
February 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
play ja ja ding dong!!
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my six year old re: thanksgiving: “are we making a big chicken body thing?”
November 22, 2024 at 2:31 PM
my six year old re: thanksgiving: “are we making a big chicken body thing?”
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haven’t stopped thinking about this since I first read it
November 19, 2024 at 10:22 AM
haven’t stopped thinking about this since I first read it
any toronto people know whether john sakamoto’s writing anywhere these days?
November 17, 2024 at 4:58 PM
any toronto people know whether john sakamoto’s writing anywhere these days?
doordashed a restaurant order where a $10 item was forgotten and doordash's automated support thing decided to give me a $5 credit as apology. i don't really care about the food but like... how is this legal
November 17, 2024 at 2:02 AM
doordashed a restaurant order where a $10 item was forgotten and doordash's automated support thing decided to give me a $5 credit as apology. i don't really care about the food but like... how is this legal
once I went underwear shopping with dizzee rascal
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
November 16, 2024 at 9:56 PM
once I went underwear shopping with dizzee rascal
jonathan glazer once paid me 50 pounds to crack his phone
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
November 16, 2024 at 9:55 PM
jonathan glazer once paid me 50 pounds to crack his phone
when I was 11 I had one of the first documented cases of a video game seizure
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
November 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM
when I was 11 I had one of the first documented cases of a video game seizure
anyone feel like adding me to a 'lurked for 15 years but rarely posts' starter pack
November 15, 2024 at 10:52 PM
anyone feel like adding me to a 'lurked for 15 years but rarely posts' starter pack
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I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 AM
I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.
the oldest I’ve ever felt in my life was when I was recently going through old emails and realized that I half-edited a then-boring business book that I subsequently went on to read, without realizing, as a consumer, fifteen years later
November 12, 2024 at 4:02 PM
the oldest I’ve ever felt in my life was when I was recently going through old emails and realized that I half-edited a then-boring business book that I subsequently went on to read, without realizing, as a consumer, fifteen years later
bluesky is like moving somewhere with trees and run paths after a decade of living in a nuclear bomb site. what do you mean I can just go outside
November 12, 2024 at 2:34 PM
bluesky is like moving somewhere with trees and run paths after a decade of living in a nuclear bomb site. what do you mean I can just go outside
also “mad about what google news considers a news source”
I feel like this site's demographics can be described as "still mad about the loss of Google Reader"
November 12, 2024 at 1:45 PM
also “mad about what google news considers a news source”
I’m ready to go back to BBSes
Instead of trying to recreate some idealized version of how people remember twitter on here I think it’s time to return to the only good online community that’s ever really worked: message boards
November 11, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I’m ready to go back to BBSes
nice country you got there. it’d be a shame if the systematic degradation of infrastructure and institution in a place that geographically vast drove everyone to either the internet or religion in search of community.
November 7, 2024 at 7:17 AM
nice country you got there. it’d be a shame if the systematic degradation of infrastructure and institution in a place that geographically vast drove everyone to either the internet or religion in search of community.
just want to say that i'm listening to more music and fewer podcasts these days and i find myself enjoying and appreciating life more as a result
October 24, 2024 at 3:49 PM
just want to say that i'm listening to more music and fewer podcasts these days and i find myself enjoying and appreciating life more as a result
the other day i remembered that momus exists and i couldn't stop laughing
October 23, 2024 at 9:39 PM
the other day i remembered that momus exists and i couldn't stop laughing
just heard an interviewer say 'at the same flipside of that token' instead of 'on the other hand'
October 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
just heard an interviewer say 'at the same flipside of that token' instead of 'on the other hand'
they call this the linda yaccarino effect
October 23, 2024 at 6:03 PM
they call this the linda yaccarino effect
this is funny because he just looks like a polish guy now
October 23, 2024 at 4:48 PM
this is funny because he just looks like a polish guy now
there’s a scene in the eno doc where he talks about how he gave up eating and reading and emailing in the morning because it was all inputs and no outputs and now I think about it every time I scroll
October 23, 2024 at 1:59 PM
there’s a scene in the eno doc where he talks about how he gave up eating and reading and emailing in the morning because it was all inputs and no outputs and now I think about it every time I scroll
imagine just being able to add notes/links to different songs and albums in your spotify collection. why can't we do this
October 21, 2024 at 3:43 PM
imagine just being able to add notes/links to different songs and albums in your spotify collection. why can't we do this