M00nton
@m00nton.bsky.social
Accidentally English. Literally Autistic. Groucho-Marxist.
Just testing something real quick:
Rest in piss, Charlie Kirk
Rest in piss, Charlie Kirk
September 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just testing something real quick:
Rest in piss, Charlie Kirk
Rest in piss, Charlie Kirk
Dear Charlie Kirk:
If your blood is meant to be on the inside, why is it outside everywhere?
Curious.
If your blood is meant to be on the inside, why is it outside everywhere?
Curious.
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Dear Charlie Kirk:
If your blood is meant to be on the inside, why is it outside everywhere?
Curious.
If your blood is meant to be on the inside, why is it outside everywhere?
Curious.
Decided to take a chance and changed the soil yesterday (got some of that authentic Japanese stuff, even!) so I decided to reweigh the boy
He's almost doubled his weight in, what, almost 20 days? That seems pretty good!
He's almost doubled his weight in, what, almost 20 days? That seems pretty good!
July 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Decided to take a chance and changed the soil yesterday (got some of that authentic Japanese stuff, even!) so I decided to reweigh the boy
He's almost doubled his weight in, what, almost 20 days? That seems pretty good!
He's almost doubled his weight in, what, almost 20 days? That seems pretty good!
My strange insectoid son is definitely getting bigger, but I can't tell if they're close to pupating or not.
I bought them and 3rd instar a couple weeks ago, and rainbow stags take about seven months from egg to pupa, so it must be close, right?
#beetles #entomology
I bought them and 3rd instar a couple weeks ago, and rainbow stags take about seven months from egg to pupa, so it must be close, right?
#beetles #entomology
July 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My strange insectoid son is definitely getting bigger, but I can't tell if they're close to pupating or not.
I bought them and 3rd instar a couple weeks ago, and rainbow stags take about seven months from egg to pupa, so it must be close, right?
#beetles #entomology
I bought them and 3rd instar a couple weeks ago, and rainbow stags take about seven months from egg to pupa, so it must be close, right?
#beetles #entomology
July 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Finally finished my Onager
Halfway through building it I realised that, when you think about it, having smoke launchers on a tank whose main weapon is a disintegration beam is a bit silly
#Warhammer #40K
Halfway through building it I realised that, when you think about it, having smoke launchers on a tank whose main weapon is a disintegration beam is a bit silly
#Warhammer #40K
May 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Finally finished my Onager
Halfway through building it I realised that, when you think about it, having smoke launchers on a tank whose main weapon is a disintegration beam is a bit silly
#Warhammer #40K
Halfway through building it I realised that, when you think about it, having smoke launchers on a tank whose main weapon is a disintegration beam is a bit silly
#Warhammer #40K
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I don’t think you can summarize the fatal problem with modern liberalism any better than “My issue with the way people are being deported and disappeared is procedural.”
April 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don’t think you can summarize the fatal problem with modern liberalism any better than “My issue with the way people are being deported and disappeared is procedural.”
Aah, nothing like reading about Orphan Source Incidents to calm your nerves on your lunch break
Have you heard about the Kramatorsk one?
Caesium-137 capsule gets lost in a quarry. Quarry is mined for concrete. Capsule ends up in an apartment wall for nearly a decade
Cripes
Have you heard about the Kramatorsk one?
Caesium-137 capsule gets lost in a quarry. Quarry is mined for concrete. Capsule ends up in an apartment wall for nearly a decade
Cripes
April 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Aah, nothing like reading about Orphan Source Incidents to calm your nerves on your lunch break
Have you heard about the Kramatorsk one?
Caesium-137 capsule gets lost in a quarry. Quarry is mined for concrete. Capsule ends up in an apartment wall for nearly a decade
Cripes
Have you heard about the Kramatorsk one?
Caesium-137 capsule gets lost in a quarry. Quarry is mined for concrete. Capsule ends up in an apartment wall for nearly a decade
Cripes
It's cool that they've made a standardised drop pod model so people will stop arguing about it, I guess
But having one you can close the doors on (maybe pose askew in a jaunty diorama) is also nice? Conflicted
#Warhammer
But having one you can close the doors on (maybe pose askew in a jaunty diorama) is also nice? Conflicted
#Warhammer
April 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It's cool that they've made a standardised drop pod model so people will stop arguing about it, I guess
But having one you can close the doors on (maybe pose askew in a jaunty diorama) is also nice? Conflicted
#Warhammer
But having one you can close the doors on (maybe pose askew in a jaunty diorama) is also nice? Conflicted
#Warhammer
Devastated to learn I've been blocked by a voice actor I follow but I've no idea why
We don't even interact!
We don't even interact!
April 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Devastated to learn I've been blocked by a voice actor I follow but I've no idea why
We don't even interact!
We don't even interact!
I started learning Chinese a couple of days after Trump was inaugerated (not a joke) but the news has me increasingly feeling the need to up the pace
My ass is NOT passing the Imperial Examinations at this rate
My ass is NOT passing the Imperial Examinations at this rate
April 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I started learning Chinese a couple of days after Trump was inaugerated (not a joke) but the news has me increasingly feeling the need to up the pace
My ass is NOT passing the Imperial Examinations at this rate
My ass is NOT passing the Imperial Examinations at this rate
Presumably this was placed there for birds that like to live dangerously
March 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Presumably this was placed there for birds that like to live dangerously
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Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
March 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
The cynic in me suspects that the reason the Tories gave NHS England its name when they created it in 2012 was so when someone got rid of it, people would half-read the headline and have a heart attack
March 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The cynic in me suspects that the reason the Tories gave NHS England its name when they created it in 2012 was so when someone got rid of it, people would half-read the headline and have a heart attack
The fact that you've disabled replies to this tells everyone that you KNOW you're full of it. Yet you decided to post it anyway
The replies: I'm on the right and I believe it's biased. I'm on the left and I believe it's biased.
Goodness. What a turn up.
Goodness. What a turn up.
March 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The fact that you've disabled replies to this tells everyone that you KNOW you're full of it. Yet you decided to post it anyway
Big shout to the Chinese for having almost zero inflection
Marvelous development. Wish we used that here
Marvelous development. Wish we used that here
March 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Big shout to the Chinese for having almost zero inflection
Marvelous development. Wish we used that here
Marvelous development. Wish we used that here
I dunno why a dozen people have started to follow me out of nowhere but, hi, I guess?
Can I offer you some mushrooms in this trying time?
Can I offer you some mushrooms in this trying time?
March 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I dunno why a dozen people have started to follow me out of nowhere but, hi, I guess?
Can I offer you some mushrooms in this trying time?
Can I offer you some mushrooms in this trying time?
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It’s been maddening to see libs go all “well we have to follow public polling” about trans rights when every single one of those people thought it was fine to run an ardently Zionist campaign despite all public polling indicating that’s not popular anymore
March 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It’s been maddening to see libs go all “well we have to follow public polling” about trans rights when every single one of those people thought it was fine to run an ardently Zionist campaign despite all public polling indicating that’s not popular anymore
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by age 34 you should:
-own an air fryer
-identify with an animal
-regularly forget to take pills
-be in a groupchat with sex perverts
-have a collection of useless artifacts you think are neat
-maintain a to do list of things you'll never actually do
-harbour soul crushing regret about what happened
-own an air fryer
-identify with an animal
-regularly forget to take pills
-be in a groupchat with sex perverts
-have a collection of useless artifacts you think are neat
-maintain a to do list of things you'll never actually do
-harbour soul crushing regret about what happened
March 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
by age 34 you should:
-own an air fryer
-identify with an animal
-regularly forget to take pills
-be in a groupchat with sex perverts
-have a collection of useless artifacts you think are neat
-maintain a to do list of things you'll never actually do
-harbour soul crushing regret about what happened
-own an air fryer
-identify with an animal
-regularly forget to take pills
-be in a groupchat with sex perverts
-have a collection of useless artifacts you think are neat
-maintain a to do list of things you'll never actually do
-harbour soul crushing regret about what happened
On the offchance anyone else still plays Pikmin Bloom, my friend code is
625563722908
Please help me destroy these goddamn fungi, I beg of you
625563722908
Please help me destroy these goddamn fungi, I beg of you
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
On the offchance anyone else still plays Pikmin Bloom, my friend code is
625563722908
Please help me destroy these goddamn fungi, I beg of you
625563722908
Please help me destroy these goddamn fungi, I beg of you