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Elle
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they/them. queer, polyam, leftist, autistic. learning how to feel.
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jesus christ
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The loins.
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.

But we do need your time. ⏰

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September 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I just want a body and brain that allow me to eat food. Surely that’s not a lot to ask, right?? It doesn’t even have to be good food! I’d even take one food over and over forever if I KNEW it wouldn’t make me gag!
March 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Self-growth and accountability are annoying because sometimes I just want to be messssssyyyy onliiiiiiineeee.
March 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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And we will still royally fuck this up.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Mar 17
A new type of vaccine based on mRNA technology is seen by many as a potential breakthrough in the fight against cancer.

We sat down with oncologist Lennard Lee to discuss why he hopes these vaccines will prove to be the “silver lining of the pandemic.”
Covid Vaccines Have Paved the Way for Cancer Vaccines
The mRNA technology behind coronavirus vaccines is now being used to create bespoke vaccines for cancer patients.
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March 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Does Bluesky have an option to turn off others’ reposts in your feed or have a locked profile yet? I just want Secret Twitter™️ back! I need my Emotional Support Ten or Fewer Internet Journal Besties.
March 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Me: maybe I can set aside that petty grievance

Also me:
February 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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how HOW did we have TWO (2) commercials with flying facial hair…. that’s BONKERS. that’s legitimately wilder than anything that’s happened during this game.
February 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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That “HE GETS US” ad is funded by an extreme right wing org. Using Johnny Cash’s cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” - a scathing critique of right-wing televangelists preying on the unwary - is a spectacular self-own.
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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kendrick to drake literally any chance he gets
February 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Practicing more with #ink today. Really working on a flash portfolio.

#flashtattoodesign #rosetattoodesign #rose #roseflash
January 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“I’m not going to dress up, but I am going to shower. And I am going to be on time.”
Autistic calculations for a vague meeting invitation.
January 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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so these homeschool clonetank claremont institute guys thought "grants" was just shit that went to the Woke University Basketweaving College For Dyed Hair Bisexuals Who Won't Fuck Me and not the way that, like, 90% of government programs worked, huh
January 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
He’s so fucking good 🤩
Inking is a whole new medium for me. Practicing like a mad man over here.
January 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Evangelical Christians: "I don't have a gender identity!"
Also Evangelical Christians: *put "husband and father" or "wife and mother" in their social media bios*
January 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Please don't come on here doing like a character. Please we are all so old now please. Let's just hang out
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 AM