🌘Lynette🌒
@lynetteg62.bsky.social
Big fan of esoteric agendas beyond my mortal comprehension
Once at work I explained to my conservative coworkers that chickens who live w/o a rooster can start presenting as male- crop and tail feathers grow, they look more rooster-like. They laughed & asked if the chickens prefer he/him pronouns. I said they dont speak English. Got really quiet after that
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Once at work I explained to my conservative coworkers that chickens who live w/o a rooster can start presenting as male- crop and tail feathers grow, they look more rooster-like. They laughed & asked if the chickens prefer he/him pronouns. I said they dont speak English. Got really quiet after that
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Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
http://theonion.com/...
http://theonion.com/...
April 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
http://theonion.com/...
http://theonion.com/...
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Protesters in Paris, France set an American flag and a cardboard Tesla on fire.
April 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Protesters in Paris, France set an American flag and a cardboard Tesla on fire.
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a reminder: women in pants used to be seen as cross we dressing
April 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
a reminder: women in pants used to be seen as cross we dressing
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Who’s in charge?
March 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Who’s in charge?
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"So you want freedom.. without responsibility?
Son, there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal."
"Mm. The President.."
"A Baby.
You're fighting for your right to be a baby."
Son, there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal."
"Mm. The President.."
"A Baby.
You're fighting for your right to be a baby."
March 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"So you want freedom.. without responsibility?
Son, there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal."
"Mm. The President.."
"A Baby.
You're fighting for your right to be a baby."
Son, there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal."
"Mm. The President.."
"A Baby.
You're fighting for your right to be a baby."
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March 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Netflix era kids will never know the adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/ bedroom in a single ad break with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN" to send you hurtling over furniture to get back in time.
March 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Netflix era kids will never know the adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/ bedroom in a single ad break with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN" to send you hurtling over furniture to get back in time.
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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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March 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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theonion.com/son-of-...
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My wife's cousin has necrotizing pneumonia because of this years flu virus. Luckily, they caught it early, but if they hadn't her lungs would be turning into liquid right now. Just get the flu shot, please.
February 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My wife's cousin has necrotizing pneumonia because of this years flu virus. Luckily, they caught it early, but if they hadn't her lungs would be turning into liquid right now. Just get the flu shot, please.
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You cannot make this up
February 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You cannot make this up
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This is what oligarchy looks like.
February 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is what oligarchy looks like.
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Money talks
We got a Costco membership for the first time in our lives today. They asked why & I said because treat your workers well, you value diversity, & you didn’t cave in to authoritarian demands. He said: “We’ve been getting lots of folks saying that, thanks for joining.”
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
February 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Money talks
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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