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✨ lydia ✨
@lydiaski.bsky.social
"good" writer - amateur musician - aspiring Jeopardy! contestant

i sell cars and wear big stompy boots to work 💅
been a while since my last update

I graduated with a BA in English and got a job at a car dealership. still making my way through the process of getting onto my favorite game show. yes I am still in love with
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
update: we are in love 🌸
yo i came down with a fever while i was cuddling on the couch with the boyfriend and i shit you not he helped me up the stairs, tucked me into bed, and left a whole box of capri suns on my table

am i in love??
March 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
if the exercise scientist™️ only does two sets of bulgarians then i am only doing two sets fr
March 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
yo i came down with a fever while i was cuddling on the couch with the boyfriend and i shit you not he helped me up the stairs, tucked me into bed, and left a whole box of capri suns on my table

am i in love??
January 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Elon Musk is the worst thing to happen to autistic people since the invention of microfiber
January 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
nice
January 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
snl should do the nation a favor and scrap Chappelle and have Timothée Chalamet host two times in a row

have Timmy perform one week as Bob Dylan and the next week entirely as $mokedcheddathaassgetta
January 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
yo in the past week or so i stepped in wet dog shit after my date ignored the puppy for too long and she got mad

then he rear ended me getting onto the freeway after leaving trivia night

he is my boyfriend now
January 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
my friends, you haven't lived until you date someone you can exchange ✨spicy poetry✨ with

my creative energy and libido have never been higher
January 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i resolve only to be more ridiculous and unhinged this year. nobody will be able to stand me. 😎
January 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
new year's eve is for eating as many pizza rolls and as much french onion dip as possible

it's my night to shine
December 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
it's christmas and i'm spending the rest of it on my couch with my cat and all the movies

quiet christmas is underrated
December 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
you either die a wine aunt or live long enough to become the weed aunt
December 25, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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getting visited by three ghosts but they're all just telling me how to Post better??
December 24, 2024 at 4:28 PM
all i want for christmas is a job that pays well that i don't hate and i hope santa and baby jesus can put aside their differences to make this christmas miracle happen amen
December 24, 2024 at 3:48 PM
yeah so that first date had me worrying i would feel too much like his mother but the second date had me thinking "...daddy?"

o holy fuck merry frickin christmas to me
December 24, 2024 at 3:46 PM
ok my final grades are in

i'm graduating summa cum laude 😎 take that, nerds

wait, i mean
December 21, 2024 at 6:06 AM
today i went to ikea and got a proper bookcase for my book piles and proper shelving for my vinyl piles and now i feel like a true and proper adult god blesss
December 21, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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if your apparel isn’t gay you can get the fuck outta my life
December 20, 2024 at 4:10 AM
i don't love acrylic nails, spandex or leopard print enough to be a cougar 😭😭
December 20, 2024 at 12:03 AM
i mean i was literally learning html to code neopets pages for the LOTR film fandom when he was thrust forth into the material realm. am i in my cougar era???
December 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM
literally knocking at the door of 35 and i just had a date with a freshly 23 y/o and he was so unfazed?? we're going on another date???
December 19, 2024 at 11:49 PM
idk but ever since october, every time i try to go on a date, i get sick or injured the night before?? what is the universe tryin to say??
December 17, 2024 at 4:24 PM
no matter what happens i must remember that i am both hot and silly and no one can take that from me
December 12, 2024 at 8:31 PM
well i finished my last exam so that means i finally got my bachelor's degree at the sprightly age of 34
December 12, 2024 at 6:55 PM