Lars Warnstedt
@lwarnstedt.bsky.social
Rather nice a-hole from Germany. Owned by a small dog. If you made it this far, you might as well press the follow button.
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Dems need to talk about Martial Law, right now!
I've been thinking a bit about how to best approach US democracy's endgame.
A few ground rules:
1. Trump and the GOP only stop when met with resistance.
(1/18)
I've been thinking a bit about how to best approach US democracy's endgame.
A few ground rules:
1. Trump and the GOP only stop when met with resistance.
(1/18)
I've heard good things about trebuchets.
March 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I've heard good things about trebuchets.
Thinking about fathering twin sons to give them the good old Persian names Megabates and Megabazus. Eat your heart out, Elon.
Also, I hope Jeff doesn't get any ideas, like Megabezos.
Also, I hope Jeff doesn't get any ideas, like Megabezos.
March 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Thinking about fathering twin sons to give them the good old Persian names Megabates and Megabazus. Eat your heart out, Elon.
Also, I hope Jeff doesn't get any ideas, like Megabezos.
Also, I hope Jeff doesn't get any ideas, like Megabezos.
Since the US is no longer a dependable ally, select European and Asian nations, Canada, and maybe Mexico should rapidly form a new transcontinental defense alliance. They could name it NATWO.
February 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Since the US is no longer a dependable ally, select European and Asian nations, Canada, and maybe Mexico should rapidly form a new transcontinental defense alliance. They could name it NATWO.
He's absolutely right, they're gonna get what they voted for.
Asked to respond to people who say he's orchestrating a hostile takeover of government, Elon Musk lies that "a majority of the public voted for President Trump"
February 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
He's absolutely right, they're gonna get what they voted for.
At least have the decency to fake modesty.
Looks like Noem is wearing a Gold Rolex Daytona - that’s $40k if you can get one from Rolex (not easy).
It’s possible she, or whomever bought it for her, paid much more.
Remember when she had to do sponcon as a sitting governor for veneers?
It’s possible she, or whomever bought it for her, paid much more.
Remember when she had to do sponcon as a sitting governor for veneers?
Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem is visiting Guantanamo Bay.
February 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
At least have the decency to fake modesty.
Dems need to talk about Martial Law, right now!
I've been thinking a bit about how to best approach US democracy's endgame.
A few ground rules:
1. Trump and the GOP only stop when met with resistance.
(1/18)
I've been thinking a bit about how to best approach US democracy's endgame.
A few ground rules:
1. Trump and the GOP only stop when met with resistance.
(1/18)
February 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Dems need to talk about Martial Law, right now!
I've been thinking a bit about how to best approach US democracy's endgame.
A few ground rules:
1. Trump and the GOP only stop when met with resistance.
(1/18)
I've been thinking a bit about how to best approach US democracy's endgame.
A few ground rules:
1. Trump and the GOP only stop when met with resistance.
(1/18)
Elon Musk might be a long way from being the world's first dollar trillionaire, but he certainly is our very first Trollionaire.
January 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Elon Musk might be a long way from being the world's first dollar trillionaire, but he certainly is our very first Trollionaire.
Honest mistake by Elmo to throw up a couple of "Roman salutes", lots of people confuse being from Pretoria with being a Praetorian.
January 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Honest mistake by Elmo to throw up a couple of "Roman salutes", lots of people confuse being from Pretoria with being a Praetorian.
8 years to the day; from "alternative facts" straight to "Roman salute". This isn't just a golden thread, it's a gilded hawser.
January 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
8 years to the day; from "alternative facts" straight to "Roman salute". This isn't just a golden thread, it's a gilded hawser.
I was astoundingly close.
Stephen Miller interrupted Nazi salute count:
a group of men are standing in front of a large map of the world .
ALT: a group of men are standing in front of a large map of the world .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I was astoundingly close.
If Canada became part of the US, Justin Trudeau could do a very funny thing...
January 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If Canada became part of the US, Justin Trudeau could do a very funny thing...
"Unconditional discharge" sounds more like something Donald's diapers are sentenced to every day.
January 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Unconditional discharge" sounds more like something Donald's diapers are sentenced to every day.
Very interested where Donald J. Trump will rank in future historian's list of US Presidents: last place or last two places?
January 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Very interested where Donald J. Trump will rank in future historian's list of US Presidents: last place or last two places?
Apparently, Elon is a real helicopter parent. Just not to his own kids.
Richest dude in the world is a perma house guest at Bed, Bugs & Beyond.
Nothing weird to see here.
Nothing weird to see here.
January 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Apparently, Elon is a real helicopter parent. Just not to his own kids.
Wether in Washington DC or Florida, Matt Gaetz can't last.
Donald Trump's first pick to be America's top cop:
December 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Wether in Washington DC or Florida, Matt Gaetz can't last.
I read that as her reliving her Catholic school years...
New Jersey Republican gubernatorial candidate Bill Spadea with a supporter who is wearing a shirt intended to be homophobic
December 13, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I read that as her reliving her Catholic school years...
Damn, Donald got to her?
The police report on an altercation Nancy Mace publicly described as "violence" says she was the victim of a "hand shaking motion," per The Hill. Mace wore her arm in a sling today in the Capitol (pic by Joe Khalil).
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
December 12, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Damn, Donald got to her?
So the man not only not understands what a tariff is, he doesn't even know the meaning of the word trade. 🤦
Trump: We're subsidizing Canada to the tune of over 100 billion a year. We're subsidizing Mexico to almost $300 billion. If we're going to subsidize them, let them become a state
December 9, 2024 at 2:12 AM
So the man not only not understands what a tariff is, he doesn't even know the meaning of the word trade. 🤦
Good thing RFK Jr. doesn't have a license.
Scientists have already investigated this. The result? The doctor pushing this junk science had his license revoked for spreading deadly lies about vaccines.
December 8, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Good thing RFK Jr. doesn't have a license.
I wonder what the French Revolution would've looked like if they would've had social media.
December 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I wonder what the French Revolution would've looked like if they would've had social media.
Does anybody know what Kyle Rittenhouse has been up to lately? 🤔
December 8, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Does anybody know what Kyle Rittenhouse has been up to lately? 🤔
Over at Threads:
November 30, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Over at Threads:
"You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful TV's... I just start adjusting them. It's like a magnet. Just turn off motion smoothing. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the settings. You can do anything."
November 29, 2024 at 3:47 AM
"You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful TV's... I just start adjusting them. It's like a magnet. Just turn off motion smoothing. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the settings. You can do anything."
Is it going in or coming out? Perspective is everything.
November 28, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Is it going in or coming out? Perspective is everything.