The old woman began a slow clap. "Bravo for once again not listening to me about the clams."

Urinal cake? Nah, that’s a pisscuit

slow down pal when I said I liked basketball I only meant the shape

I’m just a girl, standing in a pothole, asking it to become a sinkhole that swallows me whole.

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