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Send this around. Trying to make it stick.
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Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.

The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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These people are deep into committing election fraud, so they assume everyone else is too

"Every accusation is a confession" remains undefeated
Austin Smith, a former Republican state representative and onetime leader within Turning Point Action—the political arm of Turning Point USA—pleaded guilty to forging signatures on nominating petitions for his 2024 reelection bid.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Incoming! A Purple Sandpiper doing an impression of a helicopter? For #PhotoFailFriday

#WorstBirdPic #birds 🌿
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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5th place Riley
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Watching The Revolution on PBS, but I already know that breaking the chains of empire resulted in the chains of capital being violent and belligerent for centuries.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Not a Reagan fan, but I am a fan of this speech on #tarrifs and #fairtrade.
BTW, how bout those Epstein papers?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5t5Q...
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
m.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My girlfriend just learned that her sister in law is pregnant, so I looked it up and there is a German word for twee child hating.

Let the kindfeindliche begin!
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Independent C-SPAN caller to Rep. Mark Alford: "You're taking credit for $50b that you just gave to the hospital industry. That's after you took away $150b. You don't take credit for just giving back a little bit of money after taking away so much. So quit lying. It just makes you look horrible."
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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“Honestly, he can also keep the private gym he built for himself at City Hall too – I already get plenty of exercise between all the walking and lifting up my daughter.”
Katie Wilson Assures Bruce Harrell She Just Wants the Seattle Mayor’s Office, Not Parking Spot: tinyurl.com/yc3twhwy
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Q: “Can you clarify where you said the Presidential Medal of Freedom is better than the Congressional Medal of Honor? Many veterans are upset about that”

TRUMP: “People who get the Congressional Medal of Honor are often horribly wounded or dead...”

#VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What kind of autism is it when you can stare a ceiling fans without getting dizzy?
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When you see me crying on November 10th it’s because of Gordon Lightfoot and the wives and the sons and the daughters.

Fuck the witches of November and their cold ass tiddies.
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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he looks fucking terrible. every week, he looks worse than he did the week before.
Trump lies shamelessly: "Every price is down."
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
3654 votes would be close to enough to win an election in Rice Lake, Wisconsin.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Worth remembering…
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM