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32. Kpop, Nascar, tomfoolery. In that order.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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I fear that "Mr Krabs start diggin in your butt twin" being my newest vocal stim is going to be the thing that gets me fired.
July 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I fear that "Mr Krabs start diggin in your butt twin" being my newest vocal stim is going to be the thing that gets me fired.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
July 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
Usually work smells like weed on Saturday mornings. Today it smells like farts. What a disappointing way to start the day.
June 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Usually work smells like weed on Saturday mornings. Today it smells like farts. What a disappointing way to start the day.
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Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria
June 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria
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Breaking: The Trevor Project received a stop-work order last night on its contract with the national 988 suicide prevention hotline. The Trump administration is eliminating the option for LGBTQ callers to the hotline to press 3 and connect with someone who specializes in LGBTQ mental health.
June 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Breaking: The Trevor Project received a stop-work order last night on its contract with the national 988 suicide prevention hotline. The Trump administration is eliminating the option for LGBTQ callers to the hotline to press 3 and connect with someone who specializes in LGBTQ mental health.
Not sure who gave Vernon the right but the Daredevil vers pcs are so 🔥
June 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Not sure who gave Vernon the right but the Daredevil vers pcs are so 🔥
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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈🏁
Rainbows may be disappearing across motorsports and organizations as a whole, but we're not going anywhere.
We discussed the state of Pride in motorsports as well as NASCAR at Nashville and IndyCar at Detroit! Out now on YouTube and podcast platforms.
Rainbows may be disappearing across motorsports and organizations as a whole, but we're not going anywhere.
We discussed the state of Pride in motorsports as well as NASCAR at Nashville and IndyCar at Detroit! Out now on YouTube and podcast platforms.
🏳️🌈IT'S PRIDE MONTH! ...But is Pride in Motorsports Over?
🎸 It's Blaney Season! What finally went right for the 12?
🏆Carson Hocevar's first win is coming sooner than you think...
🧡 IndyCar: Tony Kanaan is mad online
💥 Is Max Verstappen out of the F1 Championship?
YouTube: youtu.be/qkJgYrHGCB0
🎸 It's Blaney Season! What finally went right for the 12?
🏆Carson Hocevar's first win is coming sooner than you think...
🧡 IndyCar: Tony Kanaan is mad online
💥 Is Max Verstappen out of the F1 Championship?
YouTube: youtu.be/qkJgYrHGCB0
June 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈🏁
Rainbows may be disappearing across motorsports and organizations as a whole, but we're not going anywhere.
We discussed the state of Pride in motorsports as well as NASCAR at Nashville and IndyCar at Detroit! Out now on YouTube and podcast platforms.
Rainbows may be disappearing across motorsports and organizations as a whole, but we're not going anywhere.
We discussed the state of Pride in motorsports as well as NASCAR at Nashville and IndyCar at Detroit! Out now on YouTube and podcast platforms.
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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
(And if by now you don’t understand why Pride Month is a thing, you are willfully choosing to be the reason why Pride Month is a thing.)
(And if by now you don’t understand why Pride Month is a thing, you are willfully choosing to be the reason why Pride Month is a thing.)
June 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
(And if by now you don’t understand why Pride Month is a thing, you are willfully choosing to be the reason why Pride Month is a thing.)
(And if by now you don’t understand why Pride Month is a thing, you are willfully choosing to be the reason why Pride Month is a thing.)
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I am Mexican and I didn’t learned about this guy till I was in COLLEGE. This topics are important.
Learning about the past is important cause there’s always excuses in the present on why being queer is abnormal cause it’s new, but it isn’t
Learning about the past is important cause there’s always excuses in the present on why being queer is abnormal cause it’s new, but it isn’t
Remembering this trans man for Pride. Mexican Revolutionary Amelio Robles Ávila, who threatened to shoot anyone who misgendered him and said "he did not want to die without being known as a man,” lived his life as a man after transitioning. One of Zapata’s top commanders.
We have always been here.
We have always been here.
June 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I am Mexican and I didn’t learned about this guy till I was in COLLEGE. This topics are important.
Learning about the past is important cause there’s always excuses in the present on why being queer is abnormal cause it’s new, but it isn’t
Learning about the past is important cause there’s always excuses in the present on why being queer is abnormal cause it’s new, but it isn’t
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Remembering trans man Albert Cashier for Pride, Union soldier during the civil war, was captured, marched a thousand miles without them figuring out his assigned sex at birth, escaped, and went right back to fighting them.
Lived the rest of his life as a man.
We have always been here.
Lived the rest of his life as a man.
We have always been here.
June 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Remembering trans man Albert Cashier for Pride, Union soldier during the civil war, was captured, marched a thousand miles without them figuring out his assigned sex at birth, escaped, and went right back to fighting them.
Lived the rest of his life as a man.
We have always been here.
Lived the rest of his life as a man.
We have always been here.
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A true legend!
She was one of the finest sword duelists of her time, making a living from her fights.
She was a friend of the world's best chess player, Philidor, and even beat him once.
There was a betting pool at the London Stock Exchange about her true gender.
I visited her museum in Bourgogne.
She was one of the finest sword duelists of her time, making a living from her fights.
She was a friend of the world's best chess player, Philidor, and even beat him once.
There was a betting pool at the London Stock Exchange about her true gender.
I visited her museum in Bourgogne.
June 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A true legend!
She was one of the finest sword duelists of her time, making a living from her fights.
She was a friend of the world's best chess player, Philidor, and even beat him once.
There was a betting pool at the London Stock Exchange about her true gender.
I visited her museum in Bourgogne.
She was one of the finest sword duelists of her time, making a living from her fights.
She was a friend of the world's best chess player, Philidor, and even beat him once.
There was a betting pool at the London Stock Exchange about her true gender.
I visited her museum in Bourgogne.
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Her stats line up with CDC data…
May 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Her stats line up with CDC data…
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(jack me off) jack me off inside
(i cant jack off) jack me off inside
GOOON ME
(i cant jack off) jack me off inside
GOOON ME
May 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
(jack me off) jack me off inside
(i cant jack off) jack me off inside
GOOON ME
(i cant jack off) jack me off inside
GOOON ME
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It’s strange to watch Americans memorialize soldiers who died for democracy whilst they giddily embrace fascism.
May 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It’s strange to watch Americans memorialize soldiers who died for democracy whilst they giddily embrace fascism.
Going outside is not my favorite but today was very good.
May 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Going outside is not my favorite but today was very good.
Sinners might just be the best movie I've seen in YEARS. 10/10 no notes
May 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sinners might just be the best movie I've seen in YEARS. 10/10 no notes
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1. Terrifying news for transgender people across the United States. In a late night development, the House Spending Bill was amended to ban transgender coverage for transgender ADULTS on medicaid!
A manager's amendment removed the words "for minors."
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A manager's amendment removed the words "for minors."
Subscribe to support my journalism.
House Spending Bill Now Bans Medicaid For Transition Care For Adults
The provision was stricken late at night to appeal to hardline conservatives.
www.erininthemorning.com
May 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
1. Terrifying news for transgender people across the United States. In a late night development, the House Spending Bill was amended to ban transgender coverage for transgender ADULTS on medicaid!
A manager's amendment removed the words "for minors."
Subscribe to support my journalism.
A manager's amendment removed the words "for minors."
Subscribe to support my journalism.
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AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.
April 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.
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We've gotta get more Black drivers in the pipeline. Someone needs to start opening their wallet. The "work twice as hard to go half as far" problem is a million times worse in this sport for us and I'm tired of it.
May 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We've gotta get more Black drivers in the pipeline. Someone needs to start opening their wallet. The "work twice as hard to go half as far" problem is a million times worse in this sport for us and I'm tired of it.
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Remember when we said that what Signalgate is REALLY about is ensuring American pilots don't get shot down because attack plans are shared in non-secure Signal chats?
Now not one but TWO F/A-18s have been lost over the Red Sea.
Where is Pete Hegseth? And what is he texting?
Now not one but TWO F/A-18s have been lost over the Red Sea.
Where is Pete Hegseth? And what is he texting?
May 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Remember when we said that what Signalgate is REALLY about is ensuring American pilots don't get shot down because attack plans are shared in non-secure Signal chats?
Now not one but TWO F/A-18s have been lost over the Red Sea.
Where is Pete Hegseth? And what is he texting?
Now not one but TWO F/A-18s have been lost over the Red Sea.
Where is Pete Hegseth? And what is he texting?