sam
@lunarriviera.info
she/her 🏳️🌈 #默读 #光渊 #猎罪图鉴 #致命游戏 #雪迷宫 | p大 enjoyer, 肉包 enthusiast | tsundere liker, gong whisperer | late-stage psychological ebola haver | fake idgafer | entitled to #dmbj compensation | lunarriviera.carrd.co 🍵
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lbr bsky is not ready for my ~moves
You enter a dance contest, pick your moves
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
lbr bsky is not ready for my ~moves
last office hours of the semester. the more our governor fires academics who acknowledge the existence of gender identity to students, the stroppier i get and the more i wear t-shirts about it. like what are you gonna do, take away my $3000/term NON-JOB no not that boo hoo hoo however will i survive
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
last office hours of the semester. the more our governor fires academics who acknowledge the existence of gender identity to students, the stroppier i get and the more i wear t-shirts about it. like what are you gonna do, take away my $3000/term NON-JOB no not that boo hoo hoo however will i survive
me and who
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
me and who
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this. Photo from my collection, 1949.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this. Photo from my collection, 1949.
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look, we eat turkey on thanksgiving, not because it's delicious, but because we are paying our respects to Benjamin Franklin's fursona
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
look, we eat turkey on thanksgiving, not because it's delicious, but because we are paying our respects to Benjamin Franklin's fursona
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in case you haven’t noticed i’m weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in, and I don’t want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that’s weird
November 17, 2024 at 8:11 PM
in case you haven’t noticed i’m weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in, and I don’t want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that’s weird
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He’s so tall and handsome as hell
#猎罪图鉴 #猎罪图鉴2 #undertheskin
#undertheskin2 #shenyi #tanjianci #ducheng #jinshijia
#猎罪图鉴 #猎罪图鉴2 #undertheskin
#undertheskin2 #shenyi #tanjianci #ducheng #jinshijia
May 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
He’s so tall and handsome as hell
#猎罪图鉴 #猎罪图鉴2 #undertheskin
#undertheskin2 #shenyi #tanjianci #ducheng #jinshijia
#猎罪图鉴 #猎罪图鉴2 #undertheskin
#undertheskin2 #shenyi #tanjianci #ducheng #jinshijia
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pure chaos breaking loose in the #undertheskin tag today
March 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
pure chaos breaking loose in the #undertheskin tag today
me: ah, finally home at 8 pm after a long day—time to grade 60 homeworks and watch the new film for class tomorrow!
also me: it is midnight. there is an empty box of mexican wedding cookies on the bed, i have no memory of eating it. i am on the last chapter of a 90k cherik fic, a fandom i am not in
also me: it is midnight. there is an empty box of mexican wedding cookies on the bed, i have no memory of eating it. i am on the last chapter of a 90k cherik fic, a fandom i am not in
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
me: ah, finally home at 8 pm after a long day—time to grade 60 homeworks and watch the new film for class tomorrow!
also me: it is midnight. there is an empty box of mexican wedding cookies on the bed, i have no memory of eating it. i am on the last chapter of a 90k cherik fic, a fandom i am not in
also me: it is midnight. there is an empty box of mexican wedding cookies on the bed, i have no memory of eating it. i am on the last chapter of a 90k cherik fic, a fandom i am not in
literally instead of going to therapy #thespirealm #致命游戏
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
literally instead of going to therapy #thespirealm #致命游戏
just learned people still out here eating what they used to call "meals," how very charming and archaic, but i have found a better way! you can just hyperfocus for 12 hours then ingest a bag of these! they're not legally food but will technically sustain life, anyway hows everyone doing [passes out]
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
just learned people still out here eating what they used to call "meals," how very charming and archaic, but i have found a better way! you can just hyperfocus for 12 hours then ingest a bag of these! they're not legally food but will technically sustain life, anyway hows everyone doing [passes out]
zoë just danced across the laptop, opened a new tab and threw F in the chat. don't know whose respects we're paying but they were a real one, rip
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
zoë just danced across the laptop, opened a new tab and threw F in the chat. don't know whose respects we're paying but they were a real one, rip
also i just want to say for the record, in case anyone is actually keeping one: sorry i had to stop taking the magic makes-me-write-things drug and now am no longer capable of writing things. i tried to keep you supplied with tiny fandoms, freaky rarepairs and weird rpf as long as i could, dui bu qi
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
also i just want to say for the record, in case anyone is actually keeping one: sorry i had to stop taking the magic makes-me-write-things drug and now am no longer capable of writing things. i tried to keep you supplied with tiny fandoms, freaky rarepairs and weird rpf as long as i could, dui bu qi
to this day i mutter to the cat "i WILL sell you to 1D" and then i laugh for like 6 solid minutes without breathing
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
to this day i mutter to the cat "i WILL sell you to 1D" and then i laugh for like 6 solid minutes without breathing
all yall with the "careers" how adorable
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
all yall with the "careers" how adorable
but they were all of them deceived, for a third potato was made
CORRECTION: A *third* potato has been named after Prince.
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
but they were all of them deceived, for a third potato was made
if i had a sign on my desk, like normal people do with their name and job title, mine would be this
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
if i had a sign on my desk, like normal people do with their name and job title, mine would be this
me: [wakes up, still lying flat, haven't even opened my eyes yet]
my brain: hey why is it called reduplicative
me: …
my brain [helpfully]: in chinese grammar when a character—
me: yes i'm aware
my brain: it's like using flammable instead of inflammable. hey you know something else?
me [faintly]: 帮帮我
my brain: hey why is it called reduplicative
me: …
my brain [helpfully]: in chinese grammar when a character—
me: yes i'm aware
my brain: it's like using flammable instead of inflammable. hey you know something else?
me [faintly]: 帮帮我
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
me: [wakes up, still lying flat, haven't even opened my eyes yet]
my brain: hey why is it called reduplicative
me: …
my brain [helpfully]: in chinese grammar when a character—
me: yes i'm aware
my brain: it's like using flammable instead of inflammable. hey you know something else?
me [faintly]: 帮帮我
my brain: hey why is it called reduplicative
me: …
my brain [helpfully]: in chinese grammar when a character—
me: yes i'm aware
my brain: it's like using flammable instead of inflammable. hey you know something else?
me [faintly]: 帮帮我
if sad, look at tenochtitlán. restores perspective
a portrait of Tenochtitlan
a 3D reconstruction of the capital of the Aztec Empire
tenochtitlan.thomaskole.nl
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
if sad, look at tenochtitlán. restores perspective
hey quick question does anyone know how to write
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
hey quick question does anyone know how to write
wow look at the time, its google your exes o'clock
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
wow look at the time, its google your exes o'clock
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
sometimes life is just what happens in between wating to work the phrase "bogos binted" into conversation
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sometimes life is just what happens in between wating to work the phrase "bogos binted" into conversation