sam
@lunarriviera.info
she/her 🏳️🌈 #默读 #光渊 #猎罪图鉴 #致命游戏 #雪迷宫 | p大 enjoyer, 肉包 enthusiast | tsundere liker, gong whisperer, late-stage psychological ebola haver | entitled to #dmbj compensation | fake idgafer | lunarriviera.carrd.co 🍵
someone just take me out
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
someone just take me out
do you ever think about the ways in which the ripped-open lacuna of xiaoge's absence in #shahai offers its own kind of thrumming, resonant presence, and how it delivers utterly wall-clawing levels of agony when you notice each tiny reference to him, well i do and now so will you #沙海 #dmbj #盗墓笔记
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
possibly nothing worse than clawing through a tag on your hands and knees trying to find one (1) specific thing only to have to wade through half the content being YOUR OWN SHITPOSTS the gods are punishing me for my sins even as i have made you all suffer pls forgive me
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
possibly nothing worse than clawing through a tag on your hands and knees trying to find one (1) specific thing only to have to wade through half the content being YOUR OWN SHITPOSTS the gods are punishing me for my sins even as i have made you all suffer pls forgive me
yes like two people will get this no i don't care i'm hilarious #binganben #thousandautumns #病案本 #千秋
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
yes like two people will get this no i don't care i'm hilarious #binganben #thousandautumns #病案本 #千秋
it's his BIRFDAY he's the BEST BOY EVER?
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
it's his BIRFDAY he's the BEST BOY EVER?
i swear on a stack of meatbun someday i really am going to write the BAB AU where xie qingcheng's big secret is that he is a jellyfish. i feel it in my SOUL it's what he was MEANT TO BE. look at him! let! this! man! be! a bioluminescent siphonophore! #病案本
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i swear on a stack of meatbun someday i really am going to write the BAB AU where xie qingcheng's big secret is that he is a jellyfish. i feel it in my SOUL it's what he was MEANT TO BE. look at him! let! this! man! be! a bioluminescent siphonophore! #病案本
to the tiniest most perfect sketch artist who never did anything wrong ever (except a FEW times which were NOT his fault)—happy birthday, shen yi! you're 32 today! hope this year you have a party & du cheng doesn't just shove your present at you and flee in a visible cloud of gay panic #生日快乐沈翊 #猎罪图鉴
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
to the tiniest most perfect sketch artist who never did anything wrong ever (except a FEW times which were NOT his fault)—happy birthday, shen yi! you're 32 today! hope this year you have a party & du cheng doesn't just shove your present at you and flee in a visible cloud of gay panic #生日快乐沈翊 #猎罪图鉴
HIS FACE PLS (also this is such a perfect antidote to the various horrors of s2, thank u for my life)
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
HIS FACE PLS (also this is such a perfect antidote to the various horrors of s2, thank u for my life)
YES zhang kangle is 900% the next big thing, i cannot WAIT for the world to know (plus he's already been a xiaoge!)
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
YES zhang kangle is 900% the next big thing, i cannot WAIT for the world to know (plus he's already been a xiaoge!)
of the many things i would not ever do, i would certainly never mention that t/a/r/g/e/t is having a buy-2-get-1-free paperback sale rn, which just so happens to extend to certain danmei preorders, 我的天 why would i do that, what a ridiculous idea etc. [coughs in 默读]
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
of the many things i would not ever do, i would certainly never mention that t/a/r/g/e/t is having a buy-2-get-1-free paperback sale rn, which just so happens to extend to certain danmei preorders, 我的天 why would i do that, what a ridiculous idea etc. [coughs in 默读]
wish i had one (1) dollar for every time i've dropped a twt link into discord then had to go back in and add "vx" or "fx" LIKE SOME KIND OF AN OLD PERSON, okay boomer
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
wish i had one (1) dollar for every time i've dropped a twt link into discord then had to go back in and add "vx" or "fx" LIKE SOME KIND OF AN OLD PERSON, okay boomer
delightedly watching #thewayhome on mumble's rec and after 4 eps i have some observations 1) zhang kangle SIMMERS, he SMOULDERS, he is doing the MOST 2) there was no need to make this gay but wow did they ever 3) i'm totally in love w/ the token-straight/wingman character, seen here being reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
delightedly watching #thewayhome on mumble's rec and after 4 eps i have some observations 1) zhang kangle SIMMERS, he SMOULDERS, he is doing the MOST 2) there was no need to make this gay but wow did they ever 3) i'm totally in love w/ the token-straight/wingman character, seen here being reasonable
far be it from me in these unprecedented times to harsh the buzz. i only hold these facts in one hand, and gesture towards @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social and @sevenseasentertainment.com with the other, and wonder how well they sleep at night without ever making even one single official statement.
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
far be it from me in these unprecedented times to harsh the buzz. i only hold these facts in one hand, and gesture towards @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social and @sevenseasentertainment.com with the other, and wonder how well they sleep at night without ever making even one single official statement.
…okay well this is CLOSE ENOUGH, i might have to try it? www.etsy.com/listing/4330...
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
…okay well this is CLOSE ENOUGH, i might have to try it? www.etsy.com/listing/4330...
the feminine urge to buy this and put a photo of 29yo luo wenzhou inside is far greater than any of you realize www.etsy.com/listing/1703...
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
the feminine urge to buy this and put a photo of 29yo luo wenzhou inside is far greater than any of you realize www.etsy.com/listing/1703...
area woman reenacts onion headline
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
area woman reenacts onion headline
the sexual tension between a neurodivergent girl and the involuntary audible sound of sheer relief she makes when she finally manages to change the interface to FUCKING DARK MODE, FINALLY, JESUS CRISP
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
the sexual tension between a neurodivergent girl and the involuntary audible sound of sheer relief she makes when she finally manages to change the interface to FUCKING DARK MODE, FINALLY, JESUS CRISP
oh no that one bts jitd clip finally dropped OH NO
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
oh no that one bts jitd clip finally dropped OH NO
tfw you stay up until 2 am writing a lecture on henry james, then you are too buzzed to fall asleep so you wind up researching katherine mansfield and virginia woolf's literary frenemy relationship until unspeakable hours. no? no one else? just me? anyway here is mansfield struggling with her wips
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
tfw you stay up until 2 am writing a lecture on henry james, then you are too buzzed to fall asleep so you wind up researching katherine mansfield and virginia woolf's literary frenemy relationship until unspeakable hours. no? no one else? just me? anyway here is mansfield struggling with her wips
from drawerfic that will never see the light of day. technically it is about money but patently it's about something else #dmbj #wipwednesday
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
from drawerfic that will never see the light of day. technically it is about money but patently it's about something else #dmbj #wipwednesday
also I'M SO SORRY BRAWLS DON'T BLOCK US WE'RE LEAVING NOW I SWEAR
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
also I'M SO SORRY BRAWLS DON'T BLOCK US WE'RE LEAVING NOW I SWEAR
overly long day toiling on the aura farm
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
overly long day toiling on the aura farm