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LoonMunit
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The neighborhood threat
Five yards from a fuckwit
Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

Not a culture warrior, sorry.
Pinned
Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
a large rock is in the middle of a body of water
ALT: a large rock is in the middle of a body of water
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December 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I hear him in my sleep
I see him in my dreams
I watch him kneel before some terrible machine
And then I face a mirror and he steps in between
Can you tell me
What does this mean
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Fine. You wanna get nuts?

youtu.be/U_7-g4zHbsM
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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"This is just like the prisoner's dilemma," I think, as I'm devoured by some weird ball thing for your entertainment.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Merry Christmas, infidels.

youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI
Pearl Jam - Do the Evolution (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by PearljamVEVO
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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This year all the kids want the same thing for Christmas: the powerful jaws of a wolf and the ability to digest heavy metals.
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Bastards
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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After the rain, the sun came out.

I didn't think I could get my shoes on, tromp around the tree roots and get to the light before it disappeared.
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“If Moses had heard about this, there would have been another commandment”
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If it’s any consolation, this is all happening mostly just because Americans are a bunch of vain, parochial, easily misled rubes.
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This app sucks.
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Why the fuck is there a line out to the street for the car wash on Christmas Eve? Is this a thing that people do? Do people get shamed by their family for showing up to Christmas in a dirty car?

Why don’t you get a new family that doesn’t suck asshole?
December 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
There’s this occasional trope in some supernatural horror stories, where you have to evoke the unseen evil so it manifests in a corporeal form, before you can hope to eliminate it.
a picture of a black hole with the words get real written on it
ALT: a picture of a black hole with the words get real written on it
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December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
In any case, Gotterdammerung? Seriously?
a man with long hair and a beard wearing a top hat
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard wearing a top hat
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December 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If China wanted a nuclear war they would not keep us waiting this long.

youtu.be/HIqtVpKrVUg
Project #PISSNYE
YouTube video by Ali Boudadi
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
🫤
December 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Probably the greatest obstacle to spirituality is spirituality.
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Individualism is for the privileged.
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This society does not work without new frontiers. It barely works with them.
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM