rockcock64
@rockcock64.bsky.social
I’m not a dickhead like I used to be. Just a little dickhead.
http://twitch.tv/rc64
https://youtube.com/rockcock64fullstreams
http://twitch.tv/rc64
https://youtube.com/rockcock64fullstreams
There’s nothing that infuriates me more than people who think jokingly saying shit like “Woah, slow down! Nobody’s gonna take it from you!” is funny when you’re trying to eat.
I am FUCKING eating my FUCKING food at the pace I am FUCKING comfortable with & I am FUCKING enjoying it. Shut the FUCK up.
I am FUCKING eating my FUCKING food at the pace I am FUCKING comfortable with & I am FUCKING enjoying it. Shut the FUCK up.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
There’s nothing that infuriates me more than people who think jokingly saying shit like “Woah, slow down! Nobody’s gonna take it from you!” is funny when you’re trying to eat.
I am FUCKING eating my FUCKING food at the pace I am FUCKING comfortable with & I am FUCKING enjoying it. Shut the FUCK up.
I am FUCKING eating my FUCKING food at the pace I am FUCKING comfortable with & I am FUCKING enjoying it. Shut the FUCK up.
Do people get excited when a movie they like wins an Oscar or whatever? I’m genuinely asking, I have no idea. I think I’m socially stupid.
It’s just, the idea of getting excited when a video game you like wins an award is so weird to me. You didn’t work on it, you purchased (a license to play) it.
It’s just, the idea of getting excited when a video game you like wins an award is so weird to me. You didn’t work on it, you purchased (a license to play) it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Do people get excited when a movie they like wins an Oscar or whatever? I’m genuinely asking, I have no idea. I think I’m socially stupid.
It’s just, the idea of getting excited when a video game you like wins an award is so weird to me. You didn’t work on it, you purchased (a license to play) it.
It’s just, the idea of getting excited when a video game you like wins an award is so weird to me. You didn’t work on it, you purchased (a license to play) it.
I don’t know what this meme is about waiting for Half-Life 3 to be announced today is, but I do have an opinion on it.
My opinion is: stop having fun.
My opinion is: stop having fun.
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don’t know what this meme is about waiting for Half-Life 3 to be announced today is, but I do have an opinion on it.
My opinion is: stop having fun.
My opinion is: stop having fun.
Whenever somebody gets cancelled I usually end up forgetting exactly why they were cancelled and I default to assuming they were a pedophile.
Joss Whedon was a pedophile, right? I dunno something like that, fuck him.
Joss Whedon was a pedophile, right? I dunno something like that, fuck him.
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Whenever somebody gets cancelled I usually end up forgetting exactly why they were cancelled and I default to assuming they were a pedophile.
Joss Whedon was a pedophile, right? I dunno something like that, fuck him.
Joss Whedon was a pedophile, right? I dunno something like that, fuck him.
Pro tip for duping your Taco Bell order:
1. Put in a DoorDash order for Taco Bell.
2. Completely take down Cloudflare.
3. Profit! Your Taco Bell order gets delivered twice!
1. Put in a DoorDash order for Taco Bell.
2. Completely take down Cloudflare.
3. Profit! Your Taco Bell order gets delivered twice!
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Pro tip for duping your Taco Bell order:
1. Put in a DoorDash order for Taco Bell.
2. Completely take down Cloudflare.
3. Profit! Your Taco Bell order gets delivered twice!
1. Put in a DoorDash order for Taco Bell.
2. Completely take down Cloudflare.
3. Profit! Your Taco Bell order gets delivered twice!
I really hope these Metroid Prime 4 leaks are actually an incredibly elaborate hoax.
But deep down, I know they’re not.
But deep down, I know they’re not.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I really hope these Metroid Prime 4 leaks are actually an incredibly elaborate hoax.
But deep down, I know they’re not.
But deep down, I know they’re not.
Just a reminder that there is no possible reality where a live action Legend of Zelda movie is anything but shit.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just a reminder that there is no possible reality where a live action Legend of Zelda movie is anything but shit.
I don’t really know what Marvel Rivals is, but based solely on fan produced content I’m assuming it’s a homoerotic porno game.
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I don’t really know what Marvel Rivals is, but based solely on fan produced content I’m assuming it’s a homoerotic porno game.
He’s seen too much death. Too much suffering.
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
He’s seen too much death. Too much suffering.
I finally watched the Super Mario Galaxy movie trailer. I’m not really thrilled about them casting Jared Leto as Waluigi.
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I finally watched the Super Mario Galaxy movie trailer. I’m not really thrilled about them casting Jared Leto as Waluigi.
Firefox why the fuck did you delete my desktop shortcut and replace it with an exe?
What is this virus-ass shit what the fuck do you think you’re doing?
What is this virus-ass shit what the fuck do you think you’re doing?
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Firefox why the fuck did you delete my desktop shortcut and replace it with an exe?
What is this virus-ass shit what the fuck do you think you’re doing?
What is this virus-ass shit what the fuck do you think you’re doing?
Oh man. I haven’t touched my Valve Index in years but I’m kind of itching for the new Steam Frame headset.
They haven’t said how much it costs yet, have they?
They haven’t said how much it costs yet, have they?
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Oh man. I haven’t touched my Valve Index in years but I’m kind of itching for the new Steam Frame headset.
They haven’t said how much it costs yet, have they?
They haven’t said how much it costs yet, have they?
That thing that cops do when they think you’re drunk & ask you to say the alphabet backwards really worries me.
I could never do that, not on my best day at my prime. My brain doesn’t work that way, the alphabet isn’t stored that way in my brain.
I could never do that, not on my best day at my prime. My brain doesn’t work that way, the alphabet isn’t stored that way in my brain.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
That thing that cops do when they think you’re drunk & ask you to say the alphabet backwards really worries me.
I could never do that, not on my best day at my prime. My brain doesn’t work that way, the alphabet isn’t stored that way in my brain.
I could never do that, not on my best day at my prime. My brain doesn’t work that way, the alphabet isn’t stored that way in my brain.
Is the entire internet down again?
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Is the entire internet down again?
As I’m checking out at Walgreens:
Cashier: Hey you mess with computers?
Me: Yea.
Cashier: You know how to hack?
Cashier: Hey you mess with computers?
Me: Yea.
Cashier: You know how to hack?
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
As I’m checking out at Walgreens:
Cashier: Hey you mess with computers?
Me: Yea.
Cashier: You know how to hack?
Cashier: Hey you mess with computers?
Me: Yea.
Cashier: You know how to hack?
I saw a headline that the PlayStation Portal is getting an update to allow cloud gaming.
What the fuck do you mean it couldn’t do that before? lmfao that bitch cost $200 and you couldn’t even play games on it without owning another $500 console?
What the fuck do you mean it couldn’t do that before? lmfao that bitch cost $200 and you couldn’t even play games on it without owning another $500 console?
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I saw a headline that the PlayStation Portal is getting an update to allow cloud gaming.
What the fuck do you mean it couldn’t do that before? lmfao that bitch cost $200 and you couldn’t even play games on it without owning another $500 console?
What the fuck do you mean it couldn’t do that before? lmfao that bitch cost $200 and you couldn’t even play games on it without owning another $500 console?
I’m really glad that fish can’t scream.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m really glad that fish can’t scream.
Why doesn’t Batman just kick the Joker in the balls as hard as he can over and over?
That wouldn’t violate his no kill policy.
That wouldn’t violate his no kill policy.
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Why doesn’t Batman just kick the Joker in the balls as hard as he can over and over?
That wouldn’t violate his no kill policy.
That wouldn’t violate his no kill policy.
In Super Mario 64, Mario has a half inch wide hole in his underwear over the right butt cheek.
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
In Super Mario 64, Mario has a half inch wide hole in his underwear over the right butt cheek.
What happens when a Pokémon trainer forgets a Pokémon in their pokeball in a pants pocket and puts it through a wash cycle?
What if an occupied pokeball gets dropped and rolls down a storm drain or a deep crevice?
What if a trainer with tons of Pokémon in the storage system dies of old age?
What if an occupied pokeball gets dropped and rolls down a storm drain or a deep crevice?
What if a trainer with tons of Pokémon in the storage system dies of old age?
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What happens when a Pokémon trainer forgets a Pokémon in their pokeball in a pants pocket and puts it through a wash cycle?
What if an occupied pokeball gets dropped and rolls down a storm drain or a deep crevice?
What if a trainer with tons of Pokémon in the storage system dies of old age?
What if an occupied pokeball gets dropped and rolls down a storm drain or a deep crevice?
What if a trainer with tons of Pokémon in the storage system dies of old age?
No, random app or website. I’m not going to set up a passkey. I’m going to keep using my password, that I have full control of, and understand how it works.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No, random app or website. I’m not going to set up a passkey. I’m going to keep using my password, that I have full control of, and understand how it works.
I was buying some batteries on Amazon and I decided to ask the Amazon AI for help.
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I was buying some batteries on Amazon and I decided to ask the Amazon AI for help.