Love not getting an invite to my graduating class’s 10-year reunion 🥰

Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.

Seeing all these old white people say “I didn’t understand a word” when talking about the halftime show is so metaphorically fitting

Thriving because my dad hated the half time show and I got to yap aggressively at him about what the show was really saying 😌

i’m tired of the football men taking up kendrick’s space

Absolutely waiting for Drake and the tangerine’s reactions to the halftime show 🥰

Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks

Kendrick was literally so good. That entire show was a work of fucking art.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Thinking about how LinkedIn thinks $40/month is a reasonable price for their premium which makes 0 difference when searching for a job.

Hey guys. There no fucking way Angela Bassett is 66.

i'm not built for a 9-5 life. i was built to live inside a haunted 18th century castle with my cats, where it's spooky season all year round while i sip on coffee, watch true crime docs and cast spells.

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

hot skeletons in your area, pt. II

Rippin’ 4 Good Day 1 starts now!!

Raising $100k for Project Hope

twitch.tv/chrismelberger

my infinity nikki exploration outfit #pixelart #ドット絵

I have finally arrived