lumpyprol
@lumpyprol.bsky.social
the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of old society, he/him
A pool table, don't you understand?
Friend, either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster
Indicated by the presence of a pool table
Friend, either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster
Indicated by the presence of a pool table
THIS IS REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT I NEED YOU TO WEIGH IN TO SETTLE A MARTIAL DEBATE: HAVE YOU HUNG OUT AT A POOL /BILLIARDS/ SNOOKER HALL? IS THIS A NORMAL THING TO DO? DO YOU THE WHAT I'M TAKING ABOUT? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A pool table, don't you understand?
Friend, either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster
Indicated by the presence of a pool table
Friend, either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster
Indicated by the presence of a pool table
we need a second terror
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
we need a second terror
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If you die in the Lego Movie you die in real life.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If you die in the Lego Movie you die in real life.
everyone without a muffler is getting the wall
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
everyone without a muffler is getting the wall
I need to listen to the album a couple dozen more times to decide how I feel about it as a whole, but it opens strong with this runs
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I need to listen to the album a couple dozen more times to decide how I feel about it as a whole, but it opens strong with this runs
a major problem living rurally is that if you get high after work and think "be nice not to have to figure dinner out tonight" YOU CANNOT BECAUSE IT IS 7PM AND THE 3 OPTIONS ARE ALREADY CLOSED
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
a major problem living rurally is that if you get high after work and think "be nice not to have to figure dinner out tonight" YOU CANNOT BECAUSE IT IS 7PM AND THE 3 OPTIONS ARE ALREADY CLOSED
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i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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If the pee tape ends up coming out because of all this, I'm going back to church. Or some sort of temple. I'll find some kind of religion is what I'm saying.
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If the pee tape ends up coming out because of all this, I'm going back to church. Or some sort of temple. I'll find some kind of religion is what I'm saying.
The plan?
We shut down the government for 40 days, and then cave, making it all completely pointless. Vote blue
We shut down the government for 40 days, and then cave, making it all completely pointless. Vote blue
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The plan?
We shut down the government for 40 days, and then cave, making it all completely pointless. Vote blue
We shut down the government for 40 days, and then cave, making it all completely pointless. Vote blue
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it's unreal how far ahead of us China is in every way
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
it's unreal how far ahead of us China is in every way
Canada please come get your geese, they're shitting everywhere
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Canada please come get your geese, they're shitting everywhere
it's so peak american century that we gave the president a very large private jet that requires him to climb up and down a tall slippery staircase in front of cameras whenever he gets on/off and basically every president eventually falls on them
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
it's so peak american century that we gave the president a very large private jet that requires him to climb up and down a tall slippery staircase in front of cameras whenever he gets on/off and basically every president eventually falls on them
supreme court just seeing how close they can dance to the ancien regime
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
supreme court just seeing how close they can dance to the ancien regime
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"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.
time to listen to some real good, real sad shit
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
time to listen to some real good, real sad shit
he's gonna knock down the other wing now
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
he's gonna knock down the other wing now
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it is now illegal to be Italian in new york city
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
it is now illegal to be Italian in new york city
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He's shooting his friends in the face with the angels now
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
He's shooting his friends in the face with the angels now
rip to a real one (war criminal)
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
rip to a real one (war criminal)
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cosign
Your friend came to you because they respect your knowledge and opinion, and outsourcing the answer to a machine is lazy and rude. Just answer them yourself.
Your Friend Asked You a Question. Don't Copy and Paste an Answer From a Chatbot
Your friend came to you because they respect your knowledge and opinion, and outsourcing the answer to a machine is lazy and rude. Just answer them yourself.
wrd.cm
November 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
cosign
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Insane that google has lit so much money on fire for this
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Insane that google has lit so much money on fire for this
official "oh thank god, now i can go to bed" years old experiencing this series
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
official "oh thank god, now i can go to bed" years old experiencing this series
oh thank god, this might end
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
oh thank god, this might end
i was a little skeptical of the pitch clock before this series, but i'm fully convinced now and think it should be 3 seconds max
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i was a little skeptical of the pitch clock before this series, but i'm fully convinced now and think it should be 3 seconds max