Lump
@lump.bsky.social
Technical writer, yearner of colder weather, King Dedede enthusiast
@erikaishii.bsky.social You're getting your own POPCORN BUCKET???
Ghost of Yōtei Popcorn Bucket is up for preorder at Alamo Mart ($40) buff.ly/gVm5wTm
Way of the Samurai: Film Series Inspired by Ghost of Yotei at Alamo Drafthouse buff.ly/pGwnd73
Way of the Samurai: Film Series Inspired by Ghost of Yotei at Alamo Drafthouse buff.ly/pGwnd73
July 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
@erikaishii.bsky.social You're getting your own POPCORN BUCKET???
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Greetings. 4 months ago you posted “was sitting outside while it was dark and saw a gnome run past and he suspiciously looked like Ethan Klein” we are suing you for defamation and will try our best to repossess your house and prove the gnome looks nothing like our client.
June 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Greetings. 4 months ago you posted “was sitting outside while it was dark and saw a gnome run past and he suspiciously looked like Ethan Klein” we are suing you for defamation and will try our best to repossess your house and prove the gnome looks nothing like our client.
They’re having a stare off.
November 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
They’re having a stare off.
Don't let your dreams stay dreams, you too can achieve whatever you set out to do.
September 16, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Don't let your dreams stay dreams, you too can achieve whatever you set out to do.
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I haven’t said much about the protests because I’ve nothing original to say. (I know, innovative approach.)
But as a nervous-to-paranoid American Jew, I’m a lot more worried about the guys in the background than the woman in the foreground.
But as a nervous-to-paranoid American Jew, I’m a lot more worried about the guys in the background than the woman in the foreground.
JFC, this photo of a pro-Palestinian student protestor at the University of Mississippi with a jeering crowd of white boys in the background thedmonline.com/may-2nd-pro-...
May 3, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I haven’t said much about the protests because I’ve nothing original to say. (I know, innovative approach.)
But as a nervous-to-paranoid American Jew, I’m a lot more worried about the guys in the background than the woman in the foreground.
But as a nervous-to-paranoid American Jew, I’m a lot more worried about the guys in the background than the woman in the foreground.
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Oh, so you're mad about a bad thing? Well what if I told you that other bad things also exist. What would you say then smart guy
April 30, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Oh, so you're mad about a bad thing? Well what if I told you that other bad things also exist. What would you say then smart guy
Is it bad if a judge tells me that I’m losing all credibility with the court?
April 23, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Is it bad if a judge tells me that I’m losing all credibility with the court?
Chad and Stacy being the best of pals
April 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Chad and Stacy being the best of pals
@kenwhite.bsky.social “Ken, is Michael Avenatti a good witness?”
April 21, 2024 at 2:56 AM
@kenwhite.bsky.social “Ken, is Michael Avenatti a good witness?”
Chad and Stacy after feeding time
January 23, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Chad and Stacy after feeding time
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Trump provided counsel : keep your fucking mouth shut and the Boss got you covered
Witness : and what do u think
Federal provided defense counsel : my brother in christ you need to flip like a burger at wendys because holy shit lmao
Witness : and what do u think
Federal provided defense counsel : my brother in christ you need to flip like a burger at wendys because holy shit lmao
August 22, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Trump provided counsel : keep your fucking mouth shut and the Boss got you covered
Witness : and what do u think
Federal provided defense counsel : my brother in christ you need to flip like a burger at wendys because holy shit lmao
Witness : and what do u think
Federal provided defense counsel : my brother in christ you need to flip like a burger at wendys because holy shit lmao
“If they can arrest ME when I do crimes, then they can arrest YOU when you do crimes.”
August 3, 2023 at 5:32 PM
“If they can arrest ME when I do crimes, then they can arrest YOU when you do crimes.”
That one time I made a giant jiggly pancake using a Japanese rice cooker, that was a good day. YouTube tutorials are the spice of life.
August 3, 2023 at 1:45 AM
That one time I made a giant jiggly pancake using a Japanese rice cooker, that was a good day. YouTube tutorials are the spice of life.
“Conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership” is everything.
August 1, 2023 at 9:56 PM
“Conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership” is everything.
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*batman voice* alfred, it's the divorce signal
July 29, 2023 at 6:26 PM
*batman voice* alfred, it's the divorce signal