Lump
@lump.bsky.social
Technical writer, yearner of colder weather, King Dedede enthusiast
"I wish we had a president that will finally threaten to stop sending billions to Israel"
June 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"I wish we had a president that will finally threaten to stop sending billions to Israel"
☝️🤓 Technically, Clark used his super strength to compress the plexiglass of the glasses into something that super-accentuates his natural hypnotizing eyes, so it's still Superman doing the hypnotizing, it's just the glasses are maximally refracting the hypnosis.
June 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
☝️🤓 Technically, Clark used his super strength to compress the plexiglass of the glasses into something that super-accentuates his natural hypnotizing eyes, so it's still Superman doing the hypnotizing, it's just the glasses are maximally refracting the hypnosis.
Oh it’s just a funny edgy joke? Can you highlight the part that made you laugh? Which part did you personally find funny? Which part was supposed to be funny?
June 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Oh it’s just a funny edgy joke? Can you highlight the part that made you laugh? Which part did you personally find funny? Which part was supposed to be funny?
June 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In the end, Bluesky may not be the problem. No, the problem lies within us, the users. We who feed the beast of mean-spirited mirth. We who cannot abide sincerity without twisting it into satire. We who, in our quest to be clever, have forgotten to be kind.
November 22, 2024 at 1:29 PM
In the end, Bluesky may not be the problem. No, the problem lies within us, the users. We who feed the beast of mean-spirited mirth. We who cannot abide sincerity without twisting it into satire. We who, in our quest to be clever, have forgotten to be kind.
They’re having a stare off.
November 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
They’re having a stare off.
Don't let your dreams stay dreams, you too can achieve whatever you set out to do.
September 16, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Don't let your dreams stay dreams, you too can achieve whatever you set out to do.
Chad and Stacy being the best of pals
April 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Chad and Stacy being the best of pals
@kenwhite.bsky.social “Ken, is Michael Avenatti a good witness?”
April 21, 2024 at 2:56 AM
@kenwhite.bsky.social “Ken, is Michael Avenatti a good witness?”
Chad and Stacy after feeding time
January 23, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Chad and Stacy after feeding time
But does it rise to the gold standard
August 6, 2023 at 7:47 PM
But does it rise to the gold standard
That one time I made a giant jiggly pancake using a Japanese rice cooker, that was a good day. YouTube tutorials are the spice of life.
August 3, 2023 at 1:45 AM
That one time I made a giant jiggly pancake using a Japanese rice cooker, that was a good day. YouTube tutorials are the spice of life.
“Conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership” is everything.
August 1, 2023 at 9:56 PM
“Conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership” is everything.
Your Whole Foods is not a True Whole Foods. Only the Californians get the One True Produce.
July 31, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Your Whole Foods is not a True Whole Foods. Only the Californians get the One True Produce.