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lukezim
@lukez.im
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🎮⚽️ | Former: @sbnation.bsky.social, Futhead
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davidjroth.bsky.social
/Don Pardo voice, over blaring SNL theme saxophones "Muuuusical guest, Mike Vrabel."
October 15, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
I refuse to learn who anyone on this site is, that way any drama that happens is simply not my problem. I am Dr. Manhattan on Mars
August 29, 2023 at 3:18 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
AND THATS A DAMB FACT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETINE SMOKEN A BONE IN SIDE DA MUSEUM AND CHECKEN OUT ALL DA OTHER SKELETINES!!! WHY ARE MUSEUMS NOW JUST A BUCH OF IPADS YOU SWIPPE ON WE NEED MORE SKELTONES AND OTHER COOL SHIT MAYBE A OLD POLER BEAR YOU CAN TOUCH!! PUT A FUCKEN ALIVE RACOON IN THE MUSEUM AND YOU CAN PAY 1$ TO FEED THEM A ORANGE AND LINES WOULD BE OUT THE DOOR, BUT NO ONE ASKED ME, ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS : "THE ONLY MASTADON ACCOUNT I NEED IS A MEMBER SHIP TO THE NATRAL HISTORY MUSEUM" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
August 29, 2023 at 12:51 AM
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August 28, 2023 at 1:22 AM
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
Is Jim Harbaugh actually Hunter Biden
August 12, 2023 at 9:12 PM
lukez.im
You have been blessed by The Good Boy and The Good Girl. Pay it forward or you will be cursed with 7 more years of Conference Realignment news.
August 4, 2023 at 3:22 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
FUCK WEBP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETONG ANGEL WHOSE MAD BECAUSE THERE TRYING TO SAVE SOME IMAGE'S AND THEY KEEP COMING DOWN AS WEBP FILES AND WHAT DA FUCK ARE WEBP'S AND MY COMPUTER DOSENT OPEN THEM SO WHAT DA FUCK! AND IT SAYS : I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A WEBP IS JUST GIVE ME A JPG MOTHER FUCKER "FUCK WEBP AND WEBM @DASHAREZ0NE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
August 3, 2023 at 7:05 PM
lukez.im
Was given a reasonable amount of chances to say “cooookie crisp” in exchange for part of a cookie and declined. Sad!
July 26, 2023 at 7:48 PM
lukez.im
Crichton shouldve hooped instead of tryna reanimate dinosaurs cause he tall as hell!
runwithskizzers.bsky.social Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · Jul 22
omg it's like finding out that Michael Crichton was 6'9 all over again
July 22, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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merrittk.com
"dril isn't funny. Jon Bois is a rabid Twitter user" You have brain damage from inhaling computer gas. Please report to the hostpital
July 18, 2023 at 3:38 AM
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@jerkwheatery.bsky.social Órale SZN
July 9, 2023 at 1:16 AM
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i debased myself in the group chat to argue so now your brain has to be exposed to it too. you have 7 days
July 6, 2023 at 6:26 PM
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antm2424.bsky.social
What?? You don’t think this sounds natural?
July 6, 2023 at 3:41 AM
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Your office doesn’t have two dog beds? Couldn’t be me
July 4, 2023 at 4:57 AM
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Everyone knows "Flagpole Sitta", which yes, is a banger. But on the opener from the same LP, Harvey Danger also crushed it with "Carlotta Valdez" [sic], a lyrically faithful recounting of Hitchcock's "Vertigo"
Carlotta Valdez
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupCarlotta Valdez · Harvey DangerWhere Have All The Merrymakers Gone?℗ 1997 London Records Inc.Released on: 1997-01...
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July 2, 2023 at 5:24 AM
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Marvel Snap. Easy game
July 2, 2023 at 3:53 AM
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I can't take the USFL seriously because the Pittsburgh team looks like the one Bane blows up in The Dark Knight Rises
July 2, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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Fred VanVleet, Jock Landale, Dillon Brooks, and Patty Mills
July 1, 2023 at 11:26 PM
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what's the over/under on how long until the shitty CEO lady's direct deposits stop hitting? 6.5 weeks?
July 1, 2023 at 7:30 PM
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July 1, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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Dune 2 looks crazy
June 30, 2023 at 12:22 AM
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This song really whipped the llama's ass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApMxSYVpKh4
Beautiful Night
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesBeautiful Night · Burden BrothersBuried in Your Black Heart℗ 2003 Kirtland RecordsReleased on: 2003-11-18Auto-g...
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June 25, 2023 at 5:44 AM
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That’s right folks, even in the absence of hashtags, we’re bringing back #CanCheck’s
June 24, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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34 years ago today Michael Keaton dropped Jack Nicholson in a vat of acid.
June 23, 2023 at 9:37 PM
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maybe the only cool thing Mark Zuckerberg has ever done or will ever do
June 22, 2023 at 1:06 AM