lukesrage.bsky.social
@lukesrage.bsky.social
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“Mom, what’s for Thanksgiving?”

“We’ll find out when we get to the soup kitchen. Jeffrey Epstein’s ballroom isn’t going to pay for itself.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Everyday 💙💪🌊
June 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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A friend just asked me what I do to stay hopeful and I told him one of my favorite strategies…I stay hopeful by remembering that no one has any idea what the fuck is going to happen, so as long as we don’t know, we gotta do what we can.
June 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Good morning rebels...
June 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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For Reals
June 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Well, I think I could live on a comet. South Dakota looks like that half the year anyways
This is a view from the surface of Comet 67P.

The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice.

The dots moving in the background are stars.
May 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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imagine explaining to someone 10 years ago that this is about the vice president in 2025
April 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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April 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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if 5 years ago you told me I'd be interviewed by Rolling Stone about my silly ukulele songs I'd say "ummm I don't play ukulele"
April 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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March 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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March 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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True dat true dat
March 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Last night I dreamt Elon lost so much money that the bank repossessed his hair.
March 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Nebraska's state song about to be the "I never thought the leopards would eat my face" song 🐆🐆🐆
March 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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That is for sure
March 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Goodnight friends.
February 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM