having a good ol'-fashioned nervous breakdown ama

a picture of Moses but under his robes we see a bikini and he's throwing that ass back, title at the bottom says "EXODUSSY"

is this a thing

*GAAASP*

WHAT YEAR IS IT.

at the local redneck mechanic about to start googling dudes kissing ama

When Mom finally snaps at you because she's sick of you barking at your own butthole.

M*A*S*H stands for Mom I'd Like to Fuck Army Surgical Hospital

Why do mice have such little balls?

Because not many of them can dance.

I have decided Chris Pine is Maude and Jeffery Lebowski’s kid

GYMNAST: [does a sequence consisting of some of the most challenging and beautiful movement a human body is capable of]

ANNOUNCER: Well that was dogshit. Disgraceful.

When I was writing Press Reset, I spoke to a lot of former 38 Studios employees about their CEO, Curt Schilling. Most described him as a generous and inspiring (if ultimately incompetent) leader. I don't think anyone expected him to transform into a purveyor of actual Nazi propaganda

With all of us coming here to Bluesky, we are all essentially hitting a big reset button.

Twitter promoted a lot of toxic unhealthy traits in the pursuit for clout thanks to its awful algorithm.

Here, those toxic fucks don't have an algorithm to push their bullshit. This is a huge chance for us.

it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z

This. Is. My. Jam.

I often think I would like a day after tomorrow apocalypse or a talking heads nothing but flowers apocalypse but we’re probably getting mad max and I realize this is a Wendy’s and not a Burger King.

Finally here.