News outlets declaring “Trump Accepts Nobel Peace Prize” is a red alert state media indicator

we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

I got 19. I never had an AOL account. I thought they were weird, sending CDs to my mailbox all the time like they were Columbia House.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Lollapalooza 3
Ween
Los Lobos
Skankin Pickle
Stephen Wilson, Jr.

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Connections: Sports Edition
Puzzle #331
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This summer's variations on the Arnold Palmer (lemonade+iced tea) include:
The John Daly (Arnie+vodka)
The Mike Weir (Arnie+Kirkland Canadian)
The Lorena Ochoa (Arnie+tequila)
The Justin Rose (limeade+iced tea)
The Sir Nick (Justin Rose+gin)

Will probably make a Michelle Wie soon (POG+iced tea).

I hear the trumpets in my sleep. When I walk, they're playing in my head. If the universe has assigned me a theme song (which every hero must have), this is it: youtu.be/mjfYLKOGdqU?...

Quite text this post with a bridge pic from your gallery, if you got one. We should all have one. Bridge pics are universal.

Jimmy Carter got to see every single Major League Baseball team win a pennant during his lifetime….except one

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The Classic Baseball Era Committee has also elected Dave Parker. Glad he's alive to enjoy it.

Ten years ago today, if my Google Photos app is correct, the NW Ford Dealers blimp went down for the last time. I applauded. Damn thing never dropped anything in the 300s. Rich getting richer. Man, fuck yo blimp.

I've invented a cocktail. Gin, Squirt, and lime juice. I'm calling it the "Pimplemousse" which reads terribly (think "Pimp" not "pimple") but is fun to say out loud.

I'm sleeping in my yard tonight and I'm waiting patiently for my air mattress to deflate enough that I can feel the contours of the almighty earth below. These kids better love me more tomorrow...