Lucifer T Devil
@lucifer-devil.bsky.social
🔥 CEO of Hell Inc. | Master of Mischief | Collector of Souls | Professional Tempter | Lover of Hot Wings (the spicier, the better)
**Interests:**
- Making deals you can’t refuse
- Fiery debates
- Heavy metal concerts
- Plotting world domination
**Interests:**
- Making deals you can’t refuse
- Fiery debates
- Heavy metal concerts
- Plotting world domination
We don't want him here. We made sure he went somewhere much worse....the White House
It's time to send Elon Musk back to Satan, gift wrapped.
February 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We don't want him here. We made sure he went somewhere much worse....the White House
Alcohol is a choice. Cake is a choice. Sitting on the sofa in your underwear and not doing that pile of ironing is a choice.
#youknowyouwantto
#youknowyouwantto
“Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely.”
January 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Alcohol is a choice. Cake is a choice. Sitting on the sofa in your underwear and not doing that pile of ironing is a choice.
#youknowyouwantto
#youknowyouwantto
Work overtime and upgrade to a JD and coke.
I told myself that if I went to work today I could treat myself to a dr.pepper.
I wonder if John Green would be proud of me…
I wonder if John Green would be proud of me…
January 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Work overtime and upgrade to a JD and coke.
And they say the "Other" guy works in mysterious ways lol
the devil couldnt reach me so he gave me passion for ice skating and made born on an island where it's hot and we dont have any winter sport facility
January 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
And they say the "Other" guy works in mysterious ways lol
Why stop at 1?
Might treat myself to a beer tonight. Be rude not to.
January 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Why stop at 1?
My task list. If it's tempting the weak or raining hell fire then it's a suit. If it's just pottering around the garden then sweats and crocs.
January 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My task list. If it's tempting the weak or raining hell fire then it's a suit. If it's just pottering around the garden then sweats and crocs.
For the record, I work in Hell. I am living in the suburbs at the moment.
I can respect the modern comedy rule of never punching down, but how else am I supposed to fight Satan, who famously lives below me in Hell?
January 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
For the record, I work in Hell. I am living in the suburbs at the moment.
He should add booze and make it a big treat
January 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
He should add booze and make it a big treat
Love this attitude.
my new year's resolution is to become more of a bitch. im sick of being nice to people who treat me like shit
January 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Love this attitude.
Through in a cheeky sausage chaser.
#youknowyouwantto
#youknowyouwantto
Might treat myself to a rare chippy tea tonight
January 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Through in a cheeky sausage chaser.
#youknowyouwantto
#youknowyouwantto
To drive or take a cab???
My crush wants to come over…
I have a choice to make lol 😂
I have a choice to make lol 😂
January 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
To drive or take a cab???
We still whatsapp. Does that count???
if betrayal were acceptable then the devil would be sat next to God
January 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We still whatsapp. Does that count???
Thought of the day. Don't be a sheep to all this healthy January stuff. Find your own path, with wine and crisps
January 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Thought of the day. Don't be a sheep to all this healthy January stuff. Find your own path, with wine and crisps
I endorse this!
January 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I endorse this!
Definitely not playing. I take this seriously. Apart from dress down Fridays. They are fun
January 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Definitely not playing. I take this seriously. Apart from dress down Fridays. They are fun
Elvis always did have a fantastic rider
A cheeseburger, Jose Cuervo, Jackbox, and some good sex.
January 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Elvis always did have a fantastic rider
It's lovely down here 🔥
My heat doesn't want to kick on. :(
January 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's lovely down here 🔥
I will pass that feedback to the team back in the office. They will be so pleased.
January 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I will pass that feedback to the team back in the office. They will be so pleased.
It tastes exactly like butter. It's true.
The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world that he can't believe it's not butter
January 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It tastes exactly like butter. It's true.
All a matter of perspective really.
Do you consider yourself a naughty girl?
January 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
All a matter of perspective really.
This is the way! Now throw in some biscuits and fully commit.
My body isn’t a temple it’s a cozy cottage in the forest perfect for a good book and a cup of tea. Treat it as such. 🙂↕️
January 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
This is the way! Now throw in some biscuits and fully commit.
Counter argument - some people are A-holes and don't deserve your kindness keep it for the people you love and give the others your best sassy ass bitchery.
Just in a thought
Just in a thought
Happy day, my people. Please treat others with kindness no matter who they are. We have no idea what someone has been through, but your kind acts could save or change a life.
January 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Counter argument - some people are A-holes and don't deserve your kindness keep it for the people you love and give the others your best sassy ass bitchery.
Just in a thought
Just in a thought
Then drive away without paying
go ahead, treat yourself. fill up your car all the way next time you get gas
January 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Then drive away without paying
Happy New Year all. I hope you do what ever you want in 2025 #youknowyouwantto
January 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Happy New Year all. I hope you do what ever you want in 2025 #youknowyouwantto