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I LOVE SWORDS
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I LOVE SWORDS
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@friesinbag.bsky.social
· Oct 20
God is real and He created Frozen Margaritas 🙏🙏🙏God bless you all. 🙏🙏🙏
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November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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On some real shit, how does the Thanksgiving Parade get worse EVERY YEAR
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
On some real shit, how does the Thanksgiving Parade get worse EVERY YEAR
Heard my lil sis yell "Let's go gambling!" after I said something about Vegas and I'm just so proud 😭
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Heard my lil sis yell "Let's go gambling!" after I said something about Vegas and I'm just so proud 😭
Arthurian myths are so sexy because a lot of them are just normal dudes named Ted the Gallant looking at something stupidly terrifying like the Fae and going, "Yeah I can kill that." with just a sword.
I mean yeah sometimes it doesn't end well but still.
I mean yeah sometimes it doesn't end well but still.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Arthurian myths are so sexy because a lot of them are just normal dudes named Ted the Gallant looking at something stupidly terrifying like the Fae and going, "Yeah I can kill that." with just a sword.
I mean yeah sometimes it doesn't end well but still.
I mean yeah sometimes it doesn't end well but still.
Peak fiction is unironically when the ultimate enemy escapes after almost dying and tells the hero "We'll meet again."
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Peak fiction is unironically when the ultimate enemy escapes after almost dying and tells the hero "We'll meet again."
You ever look back at a job that sucked major ass and release you actually had a pretty good thing going?
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You ever look back at a job that sucked major ass and release you actually had a pretty good thing going?
Might be a crazy standard but MAYBE if I have to hop on a conveor belt to fix something on my SECOND DAY WORK... then maybe, just maybe, this job is not EASY MONEY
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Might be a crazy standard but MAYBE if I have to hop on a conveor belt to fix something on my SECOND DAY WORK... then maybe, just maybe, this job is not EASY MONEY
Crazy how still in the best ending pf Bloodbourne, you're still Kirby fodder.
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Crazy how still in the best ending pf Bloodbourne, you're still Kirby fodder.
Drunk taco bell still hita different on god
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Drunk taco bell still hita different on god
How does Taco Bell hit so different when you're drunk????
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
How does Taco Bell hit so different when you're drunk????
Got an Ad for Hinge after watching a clip from the Nerissa and Laplus stream. Bro, I'm not going to be dating anytime soon lmao
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Got an Ad for Hinge after watching a clip from the Nerissa and Laplus stream. Bro, I'm not going to be dating anytime soon lmao
>Asks me what shift I work.
>I say anything but third shift.
>Puts me on third.
Y'all are NOT getting a two weeks notice lmfao
>I say anything but third shift.
>Puts me on third.
Y'all are NOT getting a two weeks notice lmfao
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
>Asks me what shift I work.
>I say anything but third shift.
>Puts me on third.
Y'all are NOT getting a two weeks notice lmfao
>I say anything but third shift.
>Puts me on third.
Y'all are NOT getting a two weeks notice lmfao
STOP SENDING ME ADS FOR HINGE, STOP SENDING ME ADS FOR TINDER, STOP SENDING ME ADS FOR HILY
a close up of a man 's face with the words " i hate you " on the bottom
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November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
STOP SENDING ME ADS FOR HINGE, STOP SENDING ME ADS FOR TINDER, STOP SENDING ME ADS FOR HILY
If it's an all male harem with a female lead, I'm rooting for my homie with the eyebags everytime.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If it's an all male harem with a female lead, I'm rooting for my homie with the eyebags everytime.
Whether it be Fatr or Tainted Grail, I'm standing with my GOAT
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Whether it be Fatr or Tainted Grail, I'm standing with my GOAT
>Vtuber posts blatant fragrant ragebait.
>parasocial antis start screaming
>"Wait you guys are actually mad????"
>Kindasortanotreally apology.
>Antis continue acting like a dog was kicked for 2 weeks.
>Everything goes back to normal until...
>Vtuber posts blatant fragrant rage bait.
>parasocial antis start screaming
>"Wait you guys are actually mad????"
>Kindasortanotreally apology.
>Antis continue acting like a dog was kicked for 2 weeks.
>Everything goes back to normal until...
>Vtuber posts blatant fragrant rage bait.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
>Vtuber posts blatant fragrant ragebait.
>parasocial antis start screaming
>"Wait you guys are actually mad????"
>Kindasortanotreally apology.
>Antis continue acting like a dog was kicked for 2 weeks.
>Everything goes back to normal until...
>Vtuber posts blatant fragrant rage bait.
>parasocial antis start screaming
>"Wait you guys are actually mad????"
>Kindasortanotreally apology.
>Antis continue acting like a dog was kicked for 2 weeks.
>Everything goes back to normal until...
>Vtuber posts blatant fragrant rage bait.
>Arthurian game with a mysterious old man saying wise shit about the stars while fishing.
BROTHER, YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY
BROTHER, YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
>Arthurian game with a mysterious old man saying wise shit about the stars while fishing.
BROTHER, YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY
BROTHER, YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY
Playing Tainted Grail:
Arthur: "God I can't wait to see Avalon, I'm sure everyone is happy!"
Arthur: "God I can't wait to see Avalon, I'm sure everyone is happy!"
a man wearing glasses and a red shirt is asking does he know .
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November 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Playing Tainted Grail:
Arthur: "God I can't wait to see Avalon, I'm sure everyone is happy!"
Arthur: "God I can't wait to see Avalon, I'm sure everyone is happy!"
There's no joke today. I have a new pc. I can finally live as a human being....
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
There's no joke today. I have a new pc. I can finally live as a human being....
Peak fantasy is the mc with a party of 6 or 7 male dwarves.
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Peak fantasy is the mc with a party of 6 or 7 male dwarves.
Chicken tenders are alright but I want to suck the marrow from bones.
October 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Chicken tenders are alright but I want to suck the marrow from bones.
A red item on the first stage. Oh yeah I'm losing this run.
October 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A red item on the first stage. Oh yeah I'm losing this run.
It's time I went back to my old ways
a cartoon of a man playing a guitar
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October 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It's time I went back to my old ways
>Fantasy game where the dragon has abs
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October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
>Fantasy game where the dragon has abs
Reading a thriller where the mc moved in to a creepy because Rent was ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS. Aliens, ghosts, cults, demons, serial killers, cuthulu idc, I can take it.
October 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reading a thriller where the mc moved in to a creepy because Rent was ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS. Aliens, ghosts, cults, demons, serial killers, cuthulu idc, I can take it.