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Lucie Brownlee
@luciebrownlee.bsky.social
Bestselling writer of fiction, memoir, and script. Semi-professional Geordie.
Netball freak (I play GD since you ask.)
#lifewriting #comedy
Rep: Julia Mills @Berlin Associates
Visit me here, why don't you? → www.luciebrownlee.com
My Google search history was especially whack this week. Anyone else would be arrested. 🫠 #amwriting #writerslife
March 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Excellent collection of writerly thoughts on rejection here from @literaryhub.bsky.social . It might just be what you need to read today. X

#writing #writinglife

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December 19, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Paid for an Apple TV subscription just so I could watch Bad Sisters. It's currently the best thing on telly by a country mile. I'm in love with these women & this writing. Not able to stream, so have to wait UNTIL NEXT WEEK for season 2 finale. 😭 #badsisters
a group of women are hugging each other in a living room in front of a window .
ALT: a group of women are hugging each other in a living room in front of a window .
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December 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Writing is a serious business. But I am very chuffed to be runner-up in this cheeky little flash fiction competition...

#comedy #comedywomen #flashfiction #skidmark

www.comedywomeninprint.co.uk/flash-your-f...
Flash Your Fiction | Comedy Women in Print
Latest flash fiction competition in the #CWIPFlasherSeries
www.comedywomeninprint.co.uk
December 13, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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Reform is a party by and for men born in 1967 who believe they were personally gassed at the Somme.
December 9, 2024 at 12:23 PM
TV Commissioners! Pls can we have more bros doing road trips together & alone? 🙏 Up to now we've only had: Paddy & Chris, Anton & Giovanni, Paul & Bob, Gordon, Gino & Fred, just Gino & Fred, Ricky & Ralf, Jack & Michael Whitehall, Bradley & Barney, Monkman & Seagull, Dennis & Baddiel, Simon Reeve,
December 7, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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Banter is like sex. It is a two way process based on mutual respect and understanding. If you're doing it on your own, what you are is a wanker
December 7, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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I was taught to always avoid the Oxford comma by Mrs Nelson, my year 4 primary school teacher and a formidable dominatrix.

But seriously, I love the Oxford Comma. So I made a starter pack of other serial comma aficionados. And I'll keep adding to it as I find more members of Team Oxford Comma . . .
November 26, 2024 at 11:36 AM
He basically stares at me until i take him for a walk.
#dogsofbluesky
November 25, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Creative writing lecturer: describe the cup without using the word ‘cup’, ‘half’, or ‘empty’. You’ve got 15 minutes.
Optimist: the cup is ½ full

Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty

Illustrator: Depending on the angle, you may not be able to see what’s in the cup at all. You need to be more specific in your brief. What else is around the cup that we need to be able to see?
Optimist: the cup is ½ full

Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty

Geographer: actually, it all depends which projection was used
September 2, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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Looking for a handy list of UK Writers on Bluesky? As they used say on Blue Peter "Here's one I made earlier".
#Writing #WriteSky #WriterSky #Scriptwriters

go.bsky.app/BTz2h1X
November 22, 2024 at 2:14 PM
This makes me sad. Gina and I have something cooking, comedy-wise, and she is one of the most astute and hard-working individuals I've come across in the industry. She deserves it ALL. X
I just want the career stability of a mid level, middle class mediocre white male. #TV
November 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM