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Lu
@luaf.bsky.social
· Oct 24
Depression so bad not even being Pedro Pascal’s wife could fix me.
We thought we were cool for not needing braces in high school only to be in Invisalign in our 30s.
August 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
We thought we were cool for not needing braces in high school only to be in Invisalign in our 30s.
Men that can’t wrap a gift should be imprisoned.
August 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Men that can’t wrap a gift should be imprisoned.
That freeing feeling when you no longer care about someone ❤️
July 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
That freeing feeling when you no longer care about someone ❤️
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This is so sick! A dude named Darryl made me an action figure! He was VERY generous with the arms. And the box art kicks ass.
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is so sick! A dude named Darryl made me an action figure! He was VERY generous with the arms. And the box art kicks ass.
Buy my cart but it’s just a DoorDash order with all the fixings to make a mean torta de jamón
June 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Buy my cart but it’s just a DoorDash order with all the fixings to make a mean torta de jamón
I want Lil Wayne’s fitness guide
June 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I want Lil Wayne’s fitness guide
I’m not the neighborhood’s only MILF, but I am the neighborhood’s prettiest MILF.
May 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m not the neighborhood’s only MILF, but I am the neighborhood’s prettiest MILF.
The one time a spaceship should’ve gotten stuck in space…
April 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The one time a spaceship should’ve gotten stuck in space…
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Ozempic User Explains How Weight Loss Changed The Way People Slapped Her Belly
April 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ozempic User Explains How Weight Loss Changed The Way People Slapped Her Belly
Nipping through my shirt at the grocery store and four firemen walked by me.
God does have favorites.
God does have favorites.
March 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Nipping through my shirt at the grocery store and four firemen walked by me.
God does have favorites.
God does have favorites.
Accidentally adding my husband to the gang bang group chat. Because I too, like an elected official, am a fucking mess.
March 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Accidentally adding my husband to the gang bang group chat. Because I too, like an elected official, am a fucking mess.
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Unrelated but I wrote the sketch that birthed this meme and working with Big Bird was the greatest day of my life
March 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Unrelated but I wrote the sketch that birthed this meme and working with Big Bird was the greatest day of my life
The drool emoji feels so dirty when using it to react to food.
March 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The drool emoji feels so dirty when using it to react to food.
Fuck a horror movie, watch TikTok’s labia waxing vids instead. Instant horror.
March 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Fuck a horror movie, watch TikTok’s labia waxing vids instead. Instant horror.
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(driving my son back to his mom's house in a cybertruck someone spray painted a dick on)
"They're not teaching you vaccines at school are they?"
"They're not teaching you vaccines at school are they?"
March 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
(driving my son back to his mom's house in a cybertruck someone spray painted a dick on)
"They're not teaching you vaccines at school are they?"
"They're not teaching you vaccines at school are they?"
In my feminist* era.
*I’ve decided to grow out a giant bush.
*I’ve decided to grow out a giant bush.
March 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In my feminist* era.
*I’ve decided to grow out a giant bush.
*I’ve decided to grow out a giant bush.
Omg this is so spot on
Mondays are like the wet, balled up T-shirt in the corner pocket of a fitted sheet when u take it out of the dryer.
March 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Omg this is so spot on
The Sunday scaries but it’s just me thinking about how I have to wear a bra again during the day.
March 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The Sunday scaries but it’s just me thinking about how I have to wear a bra again during the day.
Ashamed to admit that the booty leggings got me…
I’ve been posting so much thirst on the gram that all my targeted ads are for snatched leggings and makeup primer lolololo
February 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ashamed to admit that the booty leggings got me…
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Oh no Steve Bannon is autistic too
February 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Oh no Steve Bannon is autistic too
I’ve been posting so much thirst on the gram that all my targeted ads are for snatched leggings and makeup primer lolololo
February 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’ve been posting so much thirst on the gram that all my targeted ads are for snatched leggings and makeup primer lolololo
Hike#8 of the year and a bonus mirror selfie from yesterday bc why not?
February 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hike#8 of the year and a bonus mirror selfie from yesterday bc why not?
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