Yes, the resort has car chargers in the parking garage. They don’t work but we have them.

some of you bitches do NOT say what up to the moon every time you see her, and it shows

My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer

giving my plushies all one hit of the vape so they feel included

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Me: I know there are straightforward ways to manage my depression, but my seeming inability to implement them causes a self loathing in me that only deepens the depression
Wendy’s cashier: Sir, this meme format is ill-suited for this

they need to invent cigarettes that kill you faster

what do you mean i can’t go to the seaside for a week? what about my melancholy??