read osamu dazai's No Longer Human today. have already compared it to 4 or 5 different mentally ill behaviours me and my friends have exhibited in real time. consider this a glowing review

paradox

u ever feel a neutrino from the solar wind flip a bit in your brain

all i want is for a beautiful woman to fix my emotional and psychological and financial problems. how hard could that be

because we are already dead and live in hell. every day is yet another spectacle, a total void that we are condemned to witness by the depravity of its emptiness and the supremacy of our vice; stuck in the orbit of this dead artifice, it slowly exsanguinates what remains of our flesh and sanity.

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

this is the year where a panini press saves my life

2026 will be my year. I can feel it.

the deck should be called simic crabvine because it has crab and a beanstalk is kind of like a vine

Hmm, well, I'd say I'm extremely anti-murder but very pro-joke. The problems are bad, but their causes… Their causes are very good.

*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me

the weird, clipped mode of speech that competitive magic players adopt when gameing deserves sociological study

xi jinping rolling his eyes and yawning while waiting for the us to go to g3

tbqh i will only start primarily posting here when we start getting this kind of screenshot on the reg

am i crazy or should i take architects here???

i fucking love this format

extremely funny to me that the ó in Lórien Revealed breaks the MTGO deck export/import function