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sad old pnw boygirl with a plan
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It’s increasingly clear that social media is a net social evil which shreds attention spans, and this is why the only appropriate remedy available in this space is spending time observing Morris company wallpaper patterns
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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The bloody ghost of my ancestor Lt. John Bacon, shot dead by a redcoat musket during the Battles of Lexington and Concord on April 19th, 1775, appeared at the side of my bed last night and said anyone can be American as long as they aren’t English
December 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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, A Study of English Writing 1476 to the Present
We are perfectly capable of making boneheaded mistakes without the assistance of computers
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
December 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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If I were the 60 Minutes team, I’d quit and go to YouTube.

CBS is dead.
CBS News EIC Bari Weiss had concerns about the CECOT piece, I’m told. The network decided to hold the segment pending, among other things, comment or an interview with White House officials next year…
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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the shitstorm that’s already brewing because of Bari’s decision to spike this story is going to end up being vastly more damaging to her and to the admin than allowing the story to air would have been

she’s an evil propagandist hack but she is also very bad at doing it in a way that isn’t hamfisted
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Looking for a few non-denominational options for responses to a sneeze and died at these suggestions. this feels like it was written by an alien who’s only visited Earth once and now thinks he’s an expert
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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getting the FFS where they just remove your entire skull
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Babylon 5 feels so excruciatingly relevant right now
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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canadian jawa voice: poutine
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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i'll suck your dick if you take me flying in your plane

cessna 172 is probs a hj but anything nicer than a 172 i'll throat that shit
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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This is fucking horrifying.

Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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"American Folk Christianity" is going to be an increasingly important term
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Times are times.
These are the days.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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e*trade doesn't get nearly enough attention on the "seemingly innocuous inventions that led to the downfall of human society" charts
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Goddamn sidewalks assuming I own shoes.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.

www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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i'm like actually losing my mind over this. they were aware! company email accounts were used!! a decade's worth of evidence of some of the most inhumane bullshit lived on their serves.

but someone saw a tranny once and it made them feel some type of way so that's what they focused on.

ghouls.
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Does she fucking know?
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.

The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.

The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.

Why?

It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM