Craig Dorfman
@lousydrummer.bsky.social
I pick fights with bad guys for a living.
Business is good.
(Which is bad.)
Business is good.
(Which is bad.)
....said the old man with many health issues visible to the public but who isn't worried about where he can get treatment or if he can afford it because he has really good health care paid for by the government.
June 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
....said the old man with many health issues visible to the public but who isn't worried about where he can get treatment or if he can afford it because he has really good health care paid for by the government.
Building a movement takes *everyone.*
Case in point: Just received this from my mom.
LFG, America.
Case in point: Just received this from my mom.
LFG, America.
June 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Building a movement takes *everyone.*
Case in point: Just received this from my mom.
LFG, America.
Case in point: Just received this from my mom.
LFG, America.
Headlines as zen koans:
June 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Headlines as zen koans:
Tell me again, @jaketapper.bsky.social, whose dementia the country needs to worry about?
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
Trump Lectures South African President in Televised Oval Office Ambush
www.nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Tell me again, @jaketapper.bsky.social, whose dementia the country needs to worry about?
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
An unqualified white supremacist says what?
Pete Hegseth is gassing up Trump while standing next to a crude illustration of the "golden dome"
May 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
An unqualified white supremacist says what?
This is the most elegant way I've ever seen to make this point.
I asked GPT to make a chart comparing Thiel, Musk, Bannon & DJT's words & actions to alignment with Jesus' teachings. Then I added Carter so those 4 devils could be compared with the most ethical politician I could think of. Thiel instead of JD cause JD is Thiel's little dog.
March 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is the most elegant way I've ever seen to make this point.
His Twitter takeover has been a **spectacular** failure by any measure that matters.
Does he think that somehow the rest of the world hasn't noticed?
Does he think that somehow the rest of the world hasn't noticed?
February 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
His Twitter takeover has been a **spectacular** failure by any measure that matters.
Does he think that somehow the rest of the world hasn't noticed?
Does he think that somehow the rest of the world hasn't noticed?
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Speaking as an autistic person, I promise I have never accidentally done a Sieg Heil at a political rally because I misunderstood social cues.
January 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Speaking as an autistic person, I promise I have never accidentally done a Sieg Heil at a political rally because I misunderstood social cues.
Actually, you know what? Forget Greenland. That's an obvious Trump-style distraction from the actual awful shit happening right now. See (or don't see...) for example, the Jack Smith report.
Remember when people said they voted for Donald Trump because he wants peace and wasn't "a warmonger"?
I wonder if the people of Greenland maybe see it differently.
I wonder if the people of Greenland maybe see it differently.
January 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Actually, you know what? Forget Greenland. That's an obvious Trump-style distraction from the actual awful shit happening right now. See (or don't see...) for example, the Jack Smith report.
Remember when people said they voted for Donald Trump because he wants peace and wasn't "a warmonger"?
I wonder if the people of Greenland maybe see it differently.
I wonder if the people of Greenland maybe see it differently.
January 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Remember when people said they voted for Donald Trump because he wants peace and wasn't "a warmonger"?
I wonder if the people of Greenland maybe see it differently.
I wonder if the people of Greenland maybe see it differently.
Two questions:
1. Any governors out there holding therapy sessions to calm the nerves of children who worry about being murdered at school?
2. Has anyone suggested the CEOs would be fine if they just got bulletproof attaché cases?
1. Any governors out there holding therapy sessions to calm the nerves of children who worry about being murdered at school?
2. Has anyone suggested the CEOs would be fine if they just got bulletproof attaché cases?
Governor of New York Kathy Hochul has held a therapy session with 175 corporate reps, CEOs to "calm the nerves of the NYC business elite" in wake of Brian Thompson killing; promising state assistance for corporate security to combat "domestic terrorism," per POLITICO.
December 17, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Two questions:
1. Any governors out there holding therapy sessions to calm the nerves of children who worry about being murdered at school?
2. Has anyone suggested the CEOs would be fine if they just got bulletproof attaché cases?
1. Any governors out there holding therapy sessions to calm the nerves of children who worry about being murdered at school?
2. Has anyone suggested the CEOs would be fine if they just got bulletproof attaché cases?
Not "Postal Corp."
Not "Postal, LLC."
Not "Postal Investment Group."
Postal SERVICE.
Not "Postal, LLC."
Not "Postal Investment Group."
Postal SERVICE.
December 16, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Not "Postal Corp."
Not "Postal, LLC."
Not "Postal Investment Group."
Postal SERVICE.
Not "Postal, LLC."
Not "Postal Investment Group."
Postal SERVICE.
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Kim: You have a number of nominees who are literally, their mission is to dismantle the organization that they are being nominated to be in charge of. I find that to be so dangerous at this moment.
December 12, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Kim: You have a number of nominees who are literally, their mission is to dismantle the organization that they are being nominated to be in charge of. I find that to be so dangerous at this moment.
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To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.
December 12, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.
Reposted by Craig Dorfman
Pssst. Hey, you.
Yes, you.
Hi.
If no one has told you lately, you’re totally kicking ass even though nothing makes sense anymore.
We need you. Keep it up.
Yes, you.
Hi.
If no one has told you lately, you’re totally kicking ass even though nothing makes sense anymore.
We need you. Keep it up.
December 10, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Pssst. Hey, you.
Yes, you.
Hi.
If no one has told you lately, you’re totally kicking ass even though nothing makes sense anymore.
We need you. Keep it up.
Yes, you.
Hi.
If no one has told you lately, you’re totally kicking ass even though nothing makes sense anymore.
We need you. Keep it up.
Dear Congressional Democrats,
Please work with Donald Trump on eliminating the Electoral College. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Regular people
Please work with Donald Trump on eliminating the Electoral College. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Regular people
December 10, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Dear Congressional Democrats,
Please work with Donald Trump on eliminating the Electoral College. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Regular people
Please work with Donald Trump on eliminating the Electoral College. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Regular people
Reposted by Craig Dorfman
Every state could do this.
It's a good day to be a New Jerseyan.
PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
December 10, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Every state could do this.
Reposted by Craig Dorfman
can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 7, 2024 at 5:19 PM
can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you
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This is good
December 7, 2024 at 10:04 PM
This is good
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets.
My Dinner with Andre. Keep Wallace Shawn.
My Dinner with Andre. Keep Wallace Shawn.
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets.
Get Shorty, leave Delroy Lindo
Get Shorty, leave Delroy Lindo
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets.
Se7en, leave Gwyneth Paltrow
Se7en, leave Gwyneth Paltrow
December 6, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets.
My Dinner with Andre. Keep Wallace Shawn.
My Dinner with Andre. Keep Wallace Shawn.
"This way, we both get what we want!"
Hegseth Vows to Get Sober if Confirmed
The embattled Fox News host-turned-secretary of defense nominee denied ever having a drinking problem.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 6, 2024 at 7:49 AM
"This way, we both get what we want!"
One of the things that makes me angriest about the incoming administration is that I now say things like "thank goodness Marco Rubio will be at the table."
December 5, 2024 at 8:32 AM
One of the things that makes me angriest about the incoming administration is that I now say things like "thank goodness Marco Rubio will be at the table."
Remember when SCOTUS granted presidents immunity from criminal prosecution?
Currently, the president is one Joseph R. Biden.
So, what are the best ways Joe Biden should be breaking the law in his final 51 days?
Currently, the president is one Joseph R. Biden.
So, what are the best ways Joe Biden should be breaking the law in his final 51 days?
December 1, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Remember when SCOTUS granted presidents immunity from criminal prosecution?
Currently, the president is one Joseph R. Biden.
So, what are the best ways Joe Biden should be breaking the law in his final 51 days?
Currently, the president is one Joseph R. Biden.
So, what are the best ways Joe Biden should be breaking the law in his final 51 days?