Jawbreaker
@jawbreaker0834.bsky.social
I’m a Twitter refugee. Here to check this place out. I post political. Sometimes funny. Sometimes not. Swear a lot and I troll MAGA like it’s my job.
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Cocaine is a he’ll of a drug.
Like father, like son.
Like father, like son.
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cocaine is a he’ll of a drug.
Like father, like son.
Like father, like son.
Grim Reaper: “soon…”
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Grim Reaper: “soon…”
Someone shoots 2 National Guards:
Trump: IT’S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. BAN ALL AFGHANS.
Someone shoots and kills a room full of school kids and teachers:
Trump: WE HAVE TO GET OVER IT. THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.
Trump: IT’S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. BAN ALL AFGHANS.
Someone shoots and kills a room full of school kids and teachers:
Trump: WE HAVE TO GET OVER IT. THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Someone shoots 2 National Guards:
Trump: IT’S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. BAN ALL AFGHANS.
Someone shoots and kills a room full of school kids and teachers:
Trump: WE HAVE TO GET OVER IT. THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.
Trump: IT’S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. BAN ALL AFGHANS.
Someone shoots and kills a room full of school kids and teachers:
Trump: WE HAVE TO GET OVER IT. THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.
Well, we finally know what his “concept of a plan” is.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Well, we finally know what his “concept of a plan” is.
Desperately trying to ignore the fact that all their favorite fake news mouthpieces are foreign propagandists, trying to sew division in America, is peak MAGA Republican shame-fuel right now.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Desperately trying to ignore the fact that all their favorite fake news mouthpieces are foreign propagandists, trying to sew division in America, is peak MAGA Republican shame-fuel right now.
MAGA is so easily manipulated by foreign countries who want to keep America divided. Bangladesh is “America First” hahahahahahahahahaha
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
MAGA is so easily manipulated by foreign countries who want to keep America divided. Bangladesh is “America First” hahahahahahahahahaha
This new Twitter feature is paying dividends.
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This new Twitter feature is paying dividends.
Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
MAGA is losing their single braincelled minds right now.
MAGA is losing their single braincelled minds right now.
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
MAGA is losing their single braincelled minds right now.
MAGA is losing their single braincelled minds right now.
IF you voted for Trump because you and he share core values…
You shouldn’t be allowed withing 300 ft of a school zone.
You shouldn’t be allowed withing 300 ft of a school zone.
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
IF you voted for Trump because you and he share core values…
You shouldn’t be allowed withing 300 ft of a school zone.
You shouldn’t be allowed withing 300 ft of a school zone.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
a man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room .
ALT: a man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room .
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November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
When you have to clarify that your leader does not want to execute his political opponents, you’ve lost the plot.
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When you have to clarify that your leader does not want to execute his political opponents, you’ve lost the plot.
For anyone paying attention. The Trump administration cancelled the October jobs reports and now they’ve delayed the expected GDP report which was due Nov 26th with no expectation of reschedule.
Trump is desperately trying to cover up HOW BAD THE AMERICAN ECONOMY IS FAILING.
Trump is desperately trying to cover up HOW BAD THE AMERICAN ECONOMY IS FAILING.
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
For anyone paying attention. The Trump administration cancelled the October jobs reports and now they’ve delayed the expected GDP report which was due Nov 26th with no expectation of reschedule.
Trump is desperately trying to cover up HOW BAD THE AMERICAN ECONOMY IS FAILING.
Trump is desperately trying to cover up HOW BAD THE AMERICAN ECONOMY IS FAILING.
PAM BONDI: “I need 30 days to… ummm… make sure all the files are ‘ready’ to hand over”
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
PAM BONDI: “I need 30 days to… ummm… make sure all the files are ‘ready’ to hand over”
What a disgusting excuse for a human.
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What a disgusting excuse for a human.
When we do get the released copy of the Trumpstein files, where is it coming from? Is it an unadulterated copy from the Maxwell case files or does the DoJ get to scrub the GOP pedos from it first?
Hey look! Here’s a picture of Epstein, Trump, and Atourney General and head of the DoJ, Pam Bondi.
Hey look! Here’s a picture of Epstein, Trump, and Atourney General and head of the DoJ, Pam Bondi.
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When we do get the released copy of the Trumpstein files, where is it coming from? Is it an unadulterated copy from the Maxwell case files or does the DoJ get to scrub the GOP pedos from it first?
Hey look! Here’s a picture of Epstein, Trump, and Atourney General and head of the DoJ, Pam Bondi.
Hey look! Here’s a picture of Epstein, Trump, and Atourney General and head of the DoJ, Pam Bondi.
TRUMP to reporter: “Quiet, quiet, piggy…”
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
TRUMP to reporter: “Quiet, quiet, piggy…”
Looks like Liberace just finished blowing bubba.
This post is real btw.
This post is real btw.
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Looks like Liberace just finished blowing bubba.
This post is real btw.
This post is real btw.
Anyone else notice how ‘awesome’ it is, that this asshole decided to show everyone how great he’s doing thanks to his tax-payer funded medical care just days after he voted with MAGA to strip government funded healthcare from millions of Americans?
Resign John Fetterman, you brain damaged POS.
Resign John Fetterman, you brain damaged POS.
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Anyone else notice how ‘awesome’ it is, that this asshole decided to show everyone how great he’s doing thanks to his tax-payer funded medical care just days after he voted with MAGA to strip government funded healthcare from millions of Americans?
Resign John Fetterman, you brain damaged POS.
Resign John Fetterman, you brain damaged POS.
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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS:
This year’s Turkey, named Bubba, can’t afford the $5M Trump “Gold Card” bribery, so unfortunately he won’t be pardoned this Thanksgiving. Rumours are that Trump will still offer Bubba the traditional Trump blowjob as a consolation.
This year’s Turkey, named Bubba, can’t afford the $5M Trump “Gold Card” bribery, so unfortunately he won’t be pardoned this Thanksgiving. Rumours are that Trump will still offer Bubba the traditional Trump blowjob as a consolation.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS:
This year’s Turkey, named Bubba, can’t afford the $5M Trump “Gold Card” bribery, so unfortunately he won’t be pardoned this Thanksgiving. Rumours are that Trump will still offer Bubba the traditional Trump blowjob as a consolation.
This year’s Turkey, named Bubba, can’t afford the $5M Trump “Gold Card” bribery, so unfortunately he won’t be pardoned this Thanksgiving. Rumours are that Trump will still offer Bubba the traditional Trump blowjob as a consolation.
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS:
This year’s Turkey, named Bubba, can’t afford the $5M Trump “Gold Card” bribery, so unfortunately he won’t be pardoned this Thanksgiving. Rumours are that Trump will still offer Bubba the traditional Trump blowjob as a consolation.
This year’s Turkey, named Bubba, can’t afford the $5M Trump “Gold Card” bribery, so unfortunately he won’t be pardoned this Thanksgiving. Rumours are that Trump will still offer Bubba the traditional Trump blowjob as a consolation.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS:
This year’s Turkey, named Bubba, can’t afford the $5M Trump “Gold Card” bribery, so unfortunately he won’t be pardoned this Thanksgiving. Rumours are that Trump will still offer Bubba the traditional Trump blowjob as a consolation.
This year’s Turkey, named Bubba, can’t afford the $5M Trump “Gold Card” bribery, so unfortunately he won’t be pardoned this Thanksgiving. Rumours are that Trump will still offer Bubba the traditional Trump blowjob as a consolation.
How disgusting do you have to be for a sicko like Epstein to call you gross?
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
How disgusting do you have to be for a sicko like Epstein to call you gross?
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Marjorie Taylor Greene is NOT a good person.
Her eleventh hour 180 on Trump and her “apology” to democrats does not forgive he for her past, WHATSOEVER.
We remember.
Her eleventh hour 180 on Trump and her “apology” to democrats does not forgive he for her past, WHATSOEVER.
We remember.
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Marjorie Taylor Greene is NOT a good person.
Her eleventh hour 180 on Trump and her “apology” to democrats does not forgive he for her past, WHATSOEVER.
We remember.
Her eleventh hour 180 on Trump and her “apology” to democrats does not forgive he for her past, WHATSOEVER.
We remember.
Hey MTG, now that Trump has dropped you like a bad habit, now would be a good time to talk to @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social about an immunity deal to tell us what you know before Trump “Epsteins” you in a jail cell.
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November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hey MTG, now that Trump has dropped you like a bad habit, now would be a good time to talk to @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social about an immunity deal to tell us what you know before Trump “Epsteins” you in a jail cell.