....said the old man with many health issues visible to the public but who isn't worried about where he can get treatment or if he can afford it because he has really good health care paid for by the government.

Building a movement takes *everyone.*
Case in point: Just received this from my mom.
LFG, America.

Headlines as zen koans:

His Twitter takeover has been a **spectacular** failure by any measure that matters.

Does he think that somehow the rest of the world hasn't noticed?

Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.

Dear Congressional Democrats,

Please work with Donald Trump on eliminating the Electoral College. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Regular people

QUIZ: Name this band.

Donald Trump named Yogi Bear head of new Dept of Pic-a-nic Security.

“Yogi isn’t just smarter than the average bear,” Trump said. “he’s smarter than the vermin who hate our country and poison our beautiful pic-a-nics with foods no one’s ever heard of like curly fries and broccoli. He wears a tie.”

Yes, it's real.