Leanne
@lotuslea.bsky.social
Daydreamer. Procrastinator. Pluviophile. In no particular order.
She/Her
She/Her
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Not to brag but my motor skills have been described as "fine"
December 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Not to brag but my motor skills have been described as "fine"
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Calm, cool and collected is what I strive for.
Panicked, sweaty and all over the place is what I manage.
Panicked, sweaty and all over the place is what I manage.
October 30, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Calm, cool and collected is what I strive for.
Panicked, sweaty and all over the place is what I manage.
Panicked, sweaty and all over the place is what I manage.
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Saturdays are for the boys to give me the beat and free my soul
November 30, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Saturdays are for the boys to give me the beat and free my soul
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Profanity being low class is utter fuckery.
November 28, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Profanity being low class is utter fuckery.
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As with improv, social medial works a lot better when you have a “yes, and…” mentality. Twitter trained a lot of people into “no, but…” and that is just going to catch you a lot of blocks here. 💁🏻♀️
November 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
As with improv, social medial works a lot better when you have a “yes, and…” mentality. Twitter trained a lot of people into “no, but…” and that is just going to catch you a lot of blocks here. 💁🏻♀️
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[At the self service checkout]
“Ma’am, they’re pine nuts. You’ve scanned them as peanuts.”
Me: “Oh cool. I’m working for free AND being micromanaged.”
“Ma’am, they’re pine nuts. You’ve scanned them as peanuts.”
Me: “Oh cool. I’m working for free AND being micromanaged.”
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 PM
[At the self service checkout]
“Ma’am, they’re pine nuts. You’ve scanned them as peanuts.”
Me: “Oh cool. I’m working for free AND being micromanaged.”
“Ma’am, they’re pine nuts. You’ve scanned them as peanuts.”
Me: “Oh cool. I’m working for free AND being micromanaged.”
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me: i need to speak to the pilot
flight attendant: absolutely not
me: please it’s really important
flight attendant: fine *opens cockpit*
me: are we there yet
flight attendant: absolutely not
me: please it’s really important
flight attendant: fine *opens cockpit*
me: are we there yet
November 25, 2024 at 6:30 PM
me: i need to speak to the pilot
flight attendant: absolutely not
me: please it’s really important
flight attendant: fine *opens cockpit*
me: are we there yet
flight attendant: absolutely not
me: please it’s really important
flight attendant: fine *opens cockpit*
me: are we there yet
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It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away, but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away, but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.
For all of your Monday motivational needs (and many other culinary & Aunty needs) follow @murrigellas.bsky.social
You got this! No doubt about it! Hold your head up & just get out there! We got your back! #Murrigellas ♥️
November 24, 2024 at 9:30 PM
For all of your Monday motivational needs (and many other culinary & Aunty needs) follow @murrigellas.bsky.social
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Rare photo of the Milky Way seen from the surface of Mars
November 24, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Rare photo of the Milky Way seen from the surface of Mars
brb…about to lose my mind at #Wickedmovie 💚✨
November 24, 2024 at 2:31 AM
brb…about to lose my mind at #Wickedmovie 💚✨
Kirsty knows what’s up, stay tuned for some excellent shitposting from everyone’s favourite step-Dad.
While I was still on it, it was Twitter. Hell was going to freeze over before I called it X. Now that I’m gone, it’s X. Big time.
November 19, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Kirsty knows what’s up, stay tuned for some excellent shitposting from everyone’s favourite step-Dad.
eXited the other place, feels great to start fresh, hopeful for a healthy dose of Bluesky positivity 🦋
November 19, 2024 at 9:44 AM
eXited the other place, feels great to start fresh, hopeful for a healthy dose of Bluesky positivity 🦋
🌝 at Brunswick Heads tonight 💛@m1onlover.bsky.social
November 16, 2024 at 9:51 AM
🌝 at Brunswick Heads tonight 💛@m1onlover.bsky.social
Let’s see what this is all about then shall we?
November 14, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Let’s see what this is all about then shall we?