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al smelson
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tv producer/dreamboat
after Me and You and Everyone We Know, America needed to know.
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
man, this guy sucks so hard. no one has ever sucked harder. absolutely, without a doubt, he sucks the hardest.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
the RFK Jr. campaign for the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry starts today!
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
that heroic postal worker seen
here

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November 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
not one of you jerks has wished me a Happy International Men’s Day. smh.
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
please, let the door hit you on the way out.
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where People Magazine snubs Richard Kind as the Sexiest Man Alive yet again, respect
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Austin Butler and Michael B. Jordan? I'm sorry, but we as a society can't handle that much handsomeness.
Austin Butler is in talks to star as Sonny Crockett in Joseph Kosinski’s ‘MIAMI VICE’ remake.

Would co-star alongside Michael B. Jordan if his deal works out too.

(Source: Deadline)
October 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
October 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i think this some kinda metaphor or some shit
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Oct 20
NEW: Employees at Google’s Chelsea campus were told to stay home after exterminators found “credible evidence” of an infestation.
Google Has a Bed Bug Infestation in Its New York Offices
Employees at Google’s Chelsea office were told to stay home after exterminators found “credible evidence” of an infestation.
www.wired.com
October 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
had a wonderfully repressed afternoon at the No Kinks March with all of my fellow prudes.
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
if you ever wondered if Stephen King and Joey Ramone had a baby, wonder no more, because they did.
October 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
fuck man. d'angelo? imagine not only being one of the best musicians of all time, but also having the most insane set of cum gutters in the course of all human history too.
October 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
you’re all having a laugh, but just know, she was my girlfriend before she left me for the founder of Antifa
October 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
just remembered his wild delivery of Antifa
October 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
oh damn, just heard from by buddy Bruce that they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
honored to win the 2025 Nobel Prize in Sexiness
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
classic schmets
September 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
September 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM