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Fjolnir
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Everytime I see a song I wanna learn on guitar I always think, I wonder how Kelly Clarkson did this and without fail, always a version

Modern day muse
August 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Just broke over a 10k run for the first time in so long, it’s a good day to have a good day
June 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The film pride shows the importance of the queers and Welsh coming together to fight an oppressive regime
May 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Seeing all the incel racist hate under the trailers for iron heart is the last nail in the coffin for moving over completely it really is a hellsite
May 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hot girl walk is permanently in the everyday lexicon now, to the point where it’s 100% gonna come out at work soon
April 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I think learning to read has been detrimental to my long term happiness.
March 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Me in the national security chat
March 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Maybe I can finally understand the economy in time to figure out why so few people have the power to just tank other countries wealth. I’m sure it’s reasonable and cool
March 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Wwdpd- what would Dolly Parton do
February 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The great impersonator is beautiful and harrowing and definitely going on in no skips club
January 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
It’s time to studios start remaking all my (specifically) favourite old shows
January 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Last few days in Brasil and my friends keep sending me the temp back in the uk. I am fear
January 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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ME: and the hell, is it fresh?

2025: oh yes, the freshest
December 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
December 23, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Been terrible at taking photos since I got here but this little lady has stole my heart, need to find out how to adopt and transfer back to the uk
December 18, 2024 at 3:26 PM
One of my best friends has a wedding coming up and I’m buzzing cause I’ve been to one (1) wedding in my adult life and it was religious and the pastor went on a surprise homophobic rant at the end so it’s probably gonna be better than that right
December 13, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Ducking out of the uk in time to miss the now annual debate about being able to gleefully sing 🚬 as part of national identify
December 7, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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I’m not gonna lie, they had me in the first half
Good for you boys
December 7, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Marvel rivals might be the game that my sister actually wants to play with me
December 7, 2024 at 9:10 AM
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My whole personality changes when I have a headache. I’m no longer typing away at my computer job to get money to buy Korean beauty products. I’m fighting. Persevering. For my FAMILY. I don’t expect a thank you. Hell. But a cup of black coffee would be nice.
December 5, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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It's easy to be cynical, which is why I am
December 5, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Sometimes I regret leaving academia, but also I’m loving the new team specifically how for the first time in a long time when I mention my boyfriend they actually acknowledge it instead of awkward silence
December 5, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I was having a solemn day and this completely disrupted my mood with a burst of laughter 10/10
how did that orc know what a menu was
December 5, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
December 5, 2024 at 6:04 PM