Loralie
@loralie.bsky.social
Bookworm & science nerd (she/her). Owned by a dog named Sally.
Get these boys the biggest greasiest burgers and soft pillows, they are the best.
Alcohol is a disinhibitor — people say what they really think. This young man has great values and I will offer him a glass of water and maybe a bucket anytime
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Get these boys the biggest greasiest burgers and soft pillows, they are the best.
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Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
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In 1999, the Centers for Disease Control and *Prevention* (at least until the fascists change the name) highlighted the 10 great public health achievements of the 20th century. Trump's people are undermining ~all~ ~of~ ~them~. www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview...
Ten Great Public Health Achievements -- United States, 1900-1999
www.cdc.gov
September 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
In 1999, the Centers for Disease Control and *Prevention* (at least until the fascists change the name) highlighted the 10 great public health achievements of the 20th century. Trump's people are undermining ~all~ ~of~ ~them~. www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview...
I stopped at a crosswalk to let a cyclist cross and she blew me a kiss as she went on her way and honestly this is the energy I want to bring to my life.
July 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I stopped at a crosswalk to let a cyclist cross and she blew me a kiss as she went on her way and honestly this is the energy I want to bring to my life.
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Good morning nasty bitches, aliens, and Resistors everywhere
June 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Good morning nasty bitches, aliens, and Resistors everywhere
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A restaurant called “Don’t fill up on that” where all we serve are the free bread courses from other restaurants. Cheddar Bay biscuits, chips and salsa, brown bread from Outback, breadsticks from the Olive Garden, and the servers are always all “now don’t fill up on this” and we all laugh and laugh
May 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
A restaurant called “Don’t fill up on that” where all we serve are the free bread courses from other restaurants. Cheddar Bay biscuits, chips and salsa, brown bread from Outback, breadsticks from the Olive Garden, and the servers are always all “now don’t fill up on this” and we all laugh and laugh
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“This is not what we voted for.” Yes, yes, it is. You just didn’t think it could destroy you, too.
April 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“This is not what we voted for.” Yes, yes, it is. You just didn’t think it could destroy you, too.
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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
April 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
I’m at work and I can’t get Back Dat Ass Up out of my head and I’m really not sure what that means for my day.
March 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I’m at work and I can’t get Back Dat Ass Up out of my head and I’m really not sure what that means for my day.
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
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The grownup version of “the floor is lava” is “it appears I’ve gotten dressed to go out too soon and now I have to somehow exist in my home for 12 whole minutes without touching anything covered in pet hair”
March 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The grownup version of “the floor is lava” is “it appears I’ve gotten dressed to go out too soon and now I have to somehow exist in my home for 12 whole minutes without touching anything covered in pet hair”
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No group has been hurt more by anti-vaccine activists than children with autism.
No group has been hurt more by anti-vaccine activists than children with autism.
Anti-Vaccine Activism Hurts Children with Autism
No group has suffered more from RFK Jr’s decades-long claim that vaccines cause autism than children with autism.
open.substack.com
February 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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No group has been hurt more by anti-vaccine activists than children with autism.
No group has been hurt more by anti-vaccine activists than children with autism.
Rereading the Murderbot series and am finding it very comforting.
February 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Rereading the Murderbot series and am finding it very comforting.
I dropped a triscuit and Sally ate it and then immediately started coughing and I thought Yep that’s about right.
February 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I dropped a triscuit and Sally ate it and then immediately started coughing and I thought Yep that’s about right.
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This would be even better voiced by Harrison Ford.
CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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January 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This would be even better voiced by Harrison Ford.
Sally hoarding dog toys at my parent’s house.
December 25, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Sally hoarding dog toys at my parent’s house.
Now that the weather is cold af, Sally has been laying on me more which is best.
December 16, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Now that the weather is cold af, Sally has been laying on me more which is best.
Spotify unwrapped is HILARIOUS when you so very rarely use Spotify. Apparently my most played song was Smooth, I played it twice 😂
December 16, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Spotify unwrapped is HILARIOUS when you so very rarely use Spotify. Apparently my most played song was Smooth, I played it twice 😂
“No don’t eat sidewalk cucumbers, what are you thinking?” -convo with Sally on our walk
December 2, 2024 at 6:29 PM
“No don’t eat sidewalk cucumbers, what are you thinking?” -convo with Sally on our walk
“NO SALLY COME ON WE DON’T FUCK WITH TURKEYS” is a thing that I, a city dweller, just said to my dog. #lifeinminneapolis
March 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
“NO SALLY COME ON WE DON’T FUCK WITH TURKEYS” is a thing that I, a city dweller, just said to my dog. #lifeinminneapolis
No Apple I won’t be using your new Journal app, you already have enough dirt on me.
January 14, 2024 at 5:31 PM
No Apple I won’t be using your new Journal app, you already have enough dirt on me.
I was lowering the window shade in my office thinking Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone & barely stopped myself from doing the IknowIknowIknowIknow part as I was leaving incase you were wondering what I am like as a coworker.
December 8, 2023 at 8:17 PM
I was lowering the window shade in my office thinking Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone & barely stopped myself from doing the IknowIknowIknowIknow part as I was leaving incase you were wondering what I am like as a coworker.
My girl has decided, after 3 years, that she is a lap dog. She’s 65 lbs. I now have a furry weighted blanket.
December 2, 2023 at 5:58 PM
My girl has decided, after 3 years, that she is a lap dog. She’s 65 lbs. I now have a furry weighted blanket.
I am grieving a friend that passed this year. It is an ever present ache. I want this year to be done but the next year they are not here & I will get farther away from hearing their laughter & feeling their love & I want time to stop.
December 2, 2023 at 5:54 AM
I am grieving a friend that passed this year. It is an ever present ache. I want this year to be done but the next year they are not here & I will get farther away from hearing their laughter & feeling their love & I want time to stop.