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Comics, running stupid distances, movies, a fucking lawyer, not necessarily in that order
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Law & Order Season 1, Episode 2
Subterranean Homeboy Blues
Aired 20 September 1990

Cynthia Nixon (aka Miranda)
So there’s a sign language interpreter for the national anthem, which is cool and all, but … it’s being played on a trumpet, not sung … so for someone who’s been deaf since birth, do you just envision the lyrics coming out of the trumpet?
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
null% off? What a deal!
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Yes, I was there in the 90’s. This is, in fact, how it worked. Lots of us got jobs through monster referrals.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reposted by Patrick
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Smallville has been a wild ride, and I haven’t been happy with all of it … but I would be happy with more of Michael Shanks’ Hawkman!
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is … ummmm … is that the official term for this phase?
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I can’t believe this is how I learn that Chris Paul is still playing
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m not sure what you people were expecting. Were they just supposed to drop haymakers on each other? Start a rap battle? Mud wrestle? Their NY businessmen in suits ffs.
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m sure these colors are going to turn out to be in tribute of something very meaningful and I’m gonna feel like an asshole, but Jesus Christ …
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Dear god what are the Texans wearing?
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Google AI needs to eat a snickers maybe?
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If you don't remember Jeff Blauser, I wouldn't blame you. He was a consistent shortstop in the 90's, but far from one of the game's top players. It was an era of god-tier SSs. Guys like Ozzie Smith, Cal Ripken, Jr., and Barry Larkin, not to mention the single-name crew of Nomar, Jeter, and A-Rod ...
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I heard in the last episode he falls down an elevator shaft …
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What’s that kryptonite stuff called, again?
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Publix cashier with the standard issue Prada sneakers
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm gonna need a whole bunch of y'all to look up what "POV" means.
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Dog ̶B̶i̶t̶e̶s̶ Shoots Man
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? There are, ummmm, a few choices …
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Top five film genres:

• horny dumbass gets dick eaten by a beautiful demoness

• cops fucked w the wrong guy & now they dead

• punk rock sci fi

• trained assassin falls in love with his target’s daughter

• chaos
Top five film genres:

* Regular people have to contend with unusual threat
* Shot w/a camera that hasn’t been used since 1968
* Studio gave director 8 truckloads of cash + 10 years to make this
* Director has 8-dollar budget and is doing their own weird-as-hell thing
* John Carpenter
Top five film genres:

- aw, that ordinary Joe you just fucked with is actually a secret badass

- dancing, but in Technicolor

- existential dread a-go-go

- let’s wrestle with the nature of God and faith

- smart dumb comedy
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m in favor of a constitutional amendment requiring all pinball machines to be coin operated
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
He wasn't wrong
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I understand his issue with the Cola Wars, but what did Billy Joel have against the Tom Hardy film RocknRolla that caused him to rant about it nearly a decade before it's release?
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I am once again begging people to pick up a goddamn book or something ...
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Is it Superman? I bet it’s Superman.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM