Patrick
@looptrnnr.bsky.social
Comics, running stupid distances, movies, a fucking lawyer, not necessarily in that order
null% off? What a deal!
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
null% off? What a deal!
Yes, I was there in the 90’s. This is, in fact, how it worked. Lots of us got jobs through monster referrals.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Yes, I was there in the 90’s. This is, in fact, how it worked. Lots of us got jobs through monster referrals.
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love.
Is … ummmm … is that the official term for this phase?
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Is … ummmm … is that the official term for this phase?
I can’t believe this is how I learn that Chris Paul is still playing
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I can’t believe this is how I learn that Chris Paul is still playing
I’m sure these colors are going to turn out to be in tribute of something very meaningful and I’m gonna feel like an asshole, but Jesus Christ …
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m sure these colors are going to turn out to be in tribute of something very meaningful and I’m gonna feel like an asshole, but Jesus Christ …
Google AI needs to eat a snickers maybe?
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Google AI needs to eat a snickers maybe?
If you don't remember Jeff Blauser, I wouldn't blame you. He was a consistent shortstop in the 90's, but far from one of the game's top players. It was an era of god-tier SSs. Guys like Ozzie Smith, Cal Ripken, Jr., and Barry Larkin, not to mention the single-name crew of Nomar, Jeter, and A-Rod ...
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you don't remember Jeff Blauser, I wouldn't blame you. He was a consistent shortstop in the 90's, but far from one of the game's top players. It was an era of god-tier SSs. Guys like Ozzie Smith, Cal Ripken, Jr., and Barry Larkin, not to mention the single-name crew of Nomar, Jeter, and A-Rod ...
I heard in the last episode he falls down an elevator shaft …
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I heard in the last episode he falls down an elevator shaft …
What’s that kryptonite stuff called, again?
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What’s that kryptonite stuff called, again?
Publix cashier with the standard issue Prada sneakers
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Publix cashier with the standard issue Prada sneakers
Dog ̶B̶i̶t̶e̶s̶ Shoots Man
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Dog ̶B̶i̶t̶e̶s̶ Shoots Man
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? There are, ummmm, a few choices …
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? There are, ummmm, a few choices …
None of this tap card bullshit
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
None of this tap card bullshit
I am once again begging people to pick up a goddamn book or something ...
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I am once again begging people to pick up a goddamn book or something ...
Is it Superman? I bet it’s Superman.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Is it Superman? I bet it’s Superman.
This leaves out the most salient duck fact: Ducks eat for free at Subway
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This leaves out the most salient duck fact: Ducks eat for free at Subway
I think this is my all time favorite Norm Macdonald joke
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I think this is my all time favorite Norm Macdonald joke
Deep Cover (1992)
A crime noir starring “Larry” Fishburne & Jeff Goldblum
“I thought I was a cop pretending to be a drug dealer. Turns out I was a drug dealer pretending to be a cop.”
A crime noir starring “Larry” Fishburne & Jeff Goldblum
“I thought I was a cop pretending to be a drug dealer. Turns out I was a drug dealer pretending to be a cop.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Deep Cover (1992)
A crime noir starring “Larry” Fishburne & Jeff Goldblum
“I thought I was a cop pretending to be a drug dealer. Turns out I was a drug dealer pretending to be a cop.”
A crime noir starring “Larry” Fishburne & Jeff Goldblum
“I thought I was a cop pretending to be a drug dealer. Turns out I was a drug dealer pretending to be a cop.”
Jean Paul, wake up!!!! It’s 8:47!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Jean Paul, wake up!!!! It’s 8:47!!!
To Manhattan via the Queensboro Bridge, up First Ave to the Bronx, then back down 5th Ave thru Harlem to Central Park
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
To Manhattan via the Queensboro Bridge, up First Ave to the Bronx, then back down 5th Ave thru Harlem to Central Park
Brooklyn to Queens via Pulaski Bridge
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Brooklyn to Queens via Pulaski Bridge
Staten Island to Brooklyn over the Verrazzano Narrows
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Staten Island to Brooklyn over the Verrazzano Narrows