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Patrick
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Comics, running stupid distances, movies, a fucking lawyer, not necessarily in that order
null% off? What a deal!
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Yes, I was there in the 90’s. This is, in fact, how it worked. Lots of us got jobs through monster referrals.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Is … ummmm … is that the official term for this phase?
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I can’t believe this is how I learn that Chris Paul is still playing
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m sure these colors are going to turn out to be in tribute of something very meaningful and I’m gonna feel like an asshole, but Jesus Christ …
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Google AI needs to eat a snickers maybe?
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If you don't remember Jeff Blauser, I wouldn't blame you. He was a consistent shortstop in the 90's, but far from one of the game's top players. It was an era of god-tier SSs. Guys like Ozzie Smith, Cal Ripken, Jr., and Barry Larkin, not to mention the single-name crew of Nomar, Jeter, and A-Rod ...
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I heard in the last episode he falls down an elevator shaft …
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What’s that kryptonite stuff called, again?
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Publix cashier with the standard issue Prada sneakers
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Dog ̶B̶i̶t̶e̶s̶ Shoots Man
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? There are, ummmm, a few choices …
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
None of this tap card bullshit
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He wasn't wrong
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I am once again begging people to pick up a goddamn book or something ...
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Is it Superman? I bet it’s Superman.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Why indeed?
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This leaves out the most salient duck fact: Ducks eat for free at Subway
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I think this is my all time favorite Norm Macdonald joke
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Deep Cover (1992)
A crime noir starring “Larry” Fishburne & Jeff Goldblum

“I thought I was a cop pretending to be a drug dealer. Turns out I was a drug dealer pretending to be a cop.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Jean Paul, wake up!!!! It’s 8:47!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
To Manhattan via the Queensboro Bridge, up First Ave to the Bronx, then back down 5th Ave thru Harlem to Central Park
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Brooklyn to Queens via Pulaski Bridge
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Staten Island to Brooklyn over the Verrazzano Narrows
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM