Clarissa Luna
@loony-luna.bsky.social
Half a goon and half a god.
*husband wakes up from a dead sleep*
"I was dreaming that Danny Devito was a gremlin and he fell into the oven. So I reached in to grab him and burned my hand on the rack"
*Goes back to bed like nothing happened... *
What?! 😂😂
#vividdreams #sleepparalysisdemon #justguythings
"I was dreaming that Danny Devito was a gremlin and he fell into the oven. So I reached in to grab him and burned my hand on the rack"
*Goes back to bed like nothing happened... *
What?! 😂😂
#vividdreams #sleepparalysisdemon #justguythings
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
*husband wakes up from a dead sleep*
"I was dreaming that Danny Devito was a gremlin and he fell into the oven. So I reached in to grab him and burned my hand on the rack"
*Goes back to bed like nothing happened... *
What?! 😂😂
#vividdreams #sleepparalysisdemon #justguythings
"I was dreaming that Danny Devito was a gremlin and he fell into the oven. So I reached in to grab him and burned my hand on the rack"
*Goes back to bed like nothing happened... *
What?! 😂😂
#vividdreams #sleepparalysisdemon #justguythings
Same guy:
"My godmother.... I don't even believe in God... But I have a godmother"
"My godmother.... I don't even believe in God... But I have a godmother"
Same guy:
"It's ok if you don't like the lumpia. That's what life's all about. Sometimes you just don't like things. I don't like my grandma but I still go. "
"It's ok if you don't like the lumpia. That's what life's all about. Sometimes you just don't like things. I don't like my grandma but I still go. "
At a house party and I hear someone say:
"I've always wondered what heroin tastes like?"
#justdrunkgirlthings
"I've always wondered what heroin tastes like?"
#justdrunkgirlthings
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Same guy:
"My godmother.... I don't even believe in God... But I have a godmother"
"My godmother.... I don't even believe in God... But I have a godmother"
Same guy:
"It's ok if you don't like the lumpia. That's what life's all about. Sometimes you just don't like things. I don't like my grandma but I still go. "
"It's ok if you don't like the lumpia. That's what life's all about. Sometimes you just don't like things. I don't like my grandma but I still go. "
At a house party and I hear someone say:
"I've always wondered what heroin tastes like?"
#justdrunkgirlthings
"I've always wondered what heroin tastes like?"
#justdrunkgirlthings
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Same guy:
"It's ok if you don't like the lumpia. That's what life's all about. Sometimes you just don't like things. I don't like my grandma but I still go. "
"It's ok if you don't like the lumpia. That's what life's all about. Sometimes you just don't like things. I don't like my grandma but I still go. "
At a house party and I hear someone say:
"I've always wondered what heroin tastes like?"
#justdrunkgirlthings
"I've always wondered what heroin tastes like?"
#justdrunkgirlthings
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
At a house party and I hear someone say:
"I've always wondered what heroin tastes like?"
#justdrunkgirlthings
"I've always wondered what heroin tastes like?"
#justdrunkgirlthings
Did our civic duty 🫡
Then grabbed snacks before hitting the road. *Cue my husband punching the asphalt for comedic effect*
We'll be in Austin the next few days celebrating birthdays and our favorite most sacred Holiday: All Hallows Eve.
🖤🎃👻💀⚰️👹🕸️🦇🐈⬛
#govote
Then grabbed snacks before hitting the road. *Cue my husband punching the asphalt for comedic effect*
We'll be in Austin the next few days celebrating birthdays and our favorite most sacred Holiday: All Hallows Eve.
🖤🎃👻💀⚰️👹🕸️🦇🐈⬛
#govote
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Did our civic duty 🫡
Then grabbed snacks before hitting the road. *Cue my husband punching the asphalt for comedic effect*
We'll be in Austin the next few days celebrating birthdays and our favorite most sacred Holiday: All Hallows Eve.
🖤🎃👻💀⚰️👹🕸️🦇🐈⬛
#govote
Then grabbed snacks before hitting the road. *Cue my husband punching the asphalt for comedic effect*
We'll be in Austin the next few days celebrating birthdays and our favorite most sacred Holiday: All Hallows Eve.
🖤🎃👻💀⚰️👹🕸️🦇🐈⬛
#govote
2 year wedding anniversary with my favorite poopybutt. 🖤
#inthislifeandthenext
Brunch at Elizabeth's in the art museum
Visited the Asian Cultures museum
Saw a movie
Got late evening coffee before ending the day snuggled with the pups at home.
#inthislifeandthenext
Brunch at Elizabeth's in the art museum
Visited the Asian Cultures museum
Saw a movie
Got late evening coffee before ending the day snuggled with the pups at home.
October 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
2 year wedding anniversary with my favorite poopybutt. 🖤
#inthislifeandthenext
Brunch at Elizabeth's in the art museum
Visited the Asian Cultures museum
Saw a movie
Got late evening coffee before ending the day snuggled with the pups at home.
#inthislifeandthenext
Brunch at Elizabeth's in the art museum
Visited the Asian Cultures museum
Saw a movie
Got late evening coffee before ending the day snuggled with the pups at home.
Don't just block them, report the accounts for multiple reasons, then block. 😉
Here's a list of other official government accounts to block. We don't need BlueSky to be a government propaganda site. bsky.app/profile/eva....
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Don't just block them, report the accounts for multiple reasons, then block. 😉
I wish ebooks could also be Audio books.
I want to just seamlessly switch between audiobooks and ebooks and not have to wait large gaps of time between reading/ listening .
@libbyapp.com is this possible? 😭
I want to just seamlessly switch between audiobooks and ebooks and not have to wait large gaps of time between reading/ listening .
@libbyapp.com is this possible? 😭
a cartoon rabbit with a big pink heart on its chest is standing on a pink background .
ALT: a cartoon rabbit with a big pink heart on its chest is standing on a pink background .
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I wish ebooks could also be Audio books.
I want to just seamlessly switch between audiobooks and ebooks and not have to wait large gaps of time between reading/ listening .
@libbyapp.com is this possible? 😭
I want to just seamlessly switch between audiobooks and ebooks and not have to wait large gaps of time between reading/ listening .
@libbyapp.com is this possible? 😭
Tzatziki sauce
The Mortal Instruments (2013)
Aaaand pretty much anything by Oingo Boingo.
The Mortal Instruments (2013)
Aaaand pretty much anything by Oingo Boingo.
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
October 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Tzatziki sauce
The Mortal Instruments (2013)
Aaaand pretty much anything by Oingo Boingo.
The Mortal Instruments (2013)
Aaaand pretty much anything by Oingo Boingo.
Why are #grocerystore parking lot #sunsets always so pretty?
October 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Why are #grocerystore parking lot #sunsets always so pretty?
Reposted by Clarissa Luna
Who wants Almost Human on vinyl???
October 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Who wants Almost Human on vinyl???
Happy Spooky month!
May your dreams be haunted and your days cozy.
🕸️🎃🦇🧛🏻♀️🖤👻🪦🫀🍂
May your dreams be haunted and your days cozy.
🕸️🎃🦇🧛🏻♀️🖤👻🪦🫀🍂
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Happy Spooky month!
May your dreams be haunted and your days cozy.
🕸️🎃🦇🧛🏻♀️🖤👻🪦🫀🍂
May your dreams be haunted and your days cozy.
🕸️🎃🦇🧛🏻♀️🖤👻🪦🫀🍂
& depending on the library system you have a card registered with, you might even be able to use apps like Libby, hoopla, & kanopy to "borrow" & view /listen to the available material without ever having to make a trip to your library. Some libraries even let you sign up for a digital card online.
Reminder that September is National library card month, so you should totally go get a library card! Yes, they have books, but many also have dvds, cds, video games, game systems, hot spots, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, park passes, museum passes, and more! Maybe it's time for a visit!
September 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
& depending on the library system you have a card registered with, you might even be able to use apps like Libby, hoopla, & kanopy to "borrow" & view /listen to the available material without ever having to make a trip to your library. Some libraries even let you sign up for a digital card online.
Had an interview for a Regional admin position. Think they noticed I'm a gross and sweaty #humanbean ? 😂
Lesson learned, don't wear my everyday #Billy deodorant with non cotton T-shirts.
Lesson learned, don't wear my everyday #Billy deodorant with non cotton T-shirts.
September 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Had an interview for a Regional admin position. Think they noticed I'm a gross and sweaty #humanbean ? 😂
Lesson learned, don't wear my everyday #Billy deodorant with non cotton T-shirts.
Lesson learned, don't wear my everyday #Billy deodorant with non cotton T-shirts.
Bear wants to volunteer to be an HEB food tester. Quality Assurance is very important to him.
September 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Bear wants to volunteer to be an HEB food tester. Quality Assurance is very important to him.
The things that keep me up at night? Thoughts like:
I hope my dogs understand that I love them. I hope I haven't done anything to cause them to fear me or doubt how much I love them. I hope they're comfortable in life & when they eventually move on it's with the knowledge that they are loved.
😭
I hope my dogs understand that I love them. I hope I haven't done anything to cause them to fear me or doubt how much I love them. I hope they're comfortable in life & when they eventually move on it's with the knowledge that they are loved.
😭
September 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The things that keep me up at night? Thoughts like:
I hope my dogs understand that I love them. I hope I haven't done anything to cause them to fear me or doubt how much I love them. I hope they're comfortable in life & when they eventually move on it's with the knowledge that they are loved.
😭
I hope my dogs understand that I love them. I hope I haven't done anything to cause them to fear me or doubt how much I love them. I hope they're comfortable in life & when they eventually move on it's with the knowledge that they are loved.
😭
Reposted by Clarissa Luna
There is, as of right now, no coverage of this protest on the WaPo website or in their @washingtonpost.com feed.
So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.
So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.
People from all over are showing up for DC. This is not a moment. It’s a movement. We are united in our demands. We are all DC! #FreeDC
September 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
There is, as of right now, no coverage of this protest on the WaPo website or in their @washingtonpost.com feed.
So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.
So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.
New car, who dis?
August 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
New car, who dis?
Why does the framed Freddy's history photos sound like someone made up facts to random photos they found? 😂
August 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Why does the framed Freddy's history photos sound like someone made up facts to random photos they found? 😂
"make a tight butthole with your lips" - my husband trying to teach me to spit phlegm out the car window as it's in motion.
😂
😂
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"make a tight butthole with your lips" - my husband trying to teach me to spit phlegm out the car window as it's in motion.
😂
😂
In preparation for trading in my car, I'm having it detailed in a couple of days by a coworker that does it as a side job.
In preparation for getting my car detailed, I'm cleaning it cuz the last thing I want is a coworker to think "damn bitch, you live like this?"
& then tell others.
#🚗 #🗑️ #🦝
In preparation for getting my car detailed, I'm cleaning it cuz the last thing I want is a coworker to think "damn bitch, you live like this?"
& then tell others.
#🚗 #🗑️ #🦝
August 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
It's begun. 😭
R.I.P Joann's.
May your corpse feed the Spirit of Halloween and usher in a bountiful autumn season.
R.I.P Joann's.
May your corpse feed the Spirit of Halloween and usher in a bountiful autumn season.
August 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's begun. 😭
R.I.P Joann's.
May your corpse feed the Spirit of Halloween and usher in a bountiful autumn season.
R.I.P Joann's.
May your corpse feed the Spirit of Halloween and usher in a bountiful autumn season.
2 separate coworkers bought me coffee this morning. So I guess you could say I'm kind of a big deal. 😏
#doublefisting #coffee #whatareheartpalputations
#doublefisting #coffee #whatareheartpalputations
August 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
2 separate coworkers bought me coffee this morning. So I guess you could say I'm kind of a big deal. 😏
#doublefisting #coffee #whatareheartpalputations
#doublefisting #coffee #whatareheartpalputations
Reposted by Clarissa Luna
would you still love me if I was a wyrm 🐉
August 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
would you still love me if I was a wyrm 🐉
Every time I hear the words "Human Being" my brain automatically responds "he's still a human Bean!" With that meme of Justin Bieber as a bean. Which is unfortunate because one of my favorite songs is 'Almost Human' by @aureliovoltaire.bsky.social & my brain replaced the lyrics every dang time.
Almost Human
Aurelio Voltaire · Almost Human · Song · 2000
open.spotify.com
August 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Every time I hear the words "Human Being" my brain automatically responds "he's still a human Bean!" With that meme of Justin Bieber as a bean. Which is unfortunate because one of my favorite songs is 'Almost Human' by @aureliovoltaire.bsky.social & my brain replaced the lyrics every dang time.