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no idea what i’m doing here.

he/him
I wonder if you preorder all 6 special editions of Taylor’s new album listed on her instagram plus the yet to be announced target-only and acoustic remix editions you could win the chance to buy a $100 raffle ticket to be a bridesmaid in the Swift/Kelce wedding?
August 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
can someone help me decide which of these amazon recommendations would be the best starting point as I embark on a health and fitness journey?
July 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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if your milk hotel is neutral in times of injustice, your milk hotel has chosen the side of the oppressor.
June 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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100% fascism
The White House has ordered the US Dept. of Justice to prioritize denaturalization: voiding the citizenship of US citizens.

Who will it denaturalize? "Any" case that it "determines to be sufficiently important".

Point 10 leaves the criteria opaque and arbitrary.

substack.com/redirect/169...
June 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Good morning Lord. Thank You for bringing me safely through the night I wish I got more sleep but that's on me. Please help me to post only bangers that do not attract too much norm energy. Some norm energy is OK Lord I am not trying to be a hater. Please help us all to post better k thx amen.
June 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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you know, on the evidence, "pundit" is a title you just sort of give yourself and then talk like you earned it. on these grounds: I've seen enough. I'm calling the race for Mamdani
June 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
been thinking about this all day.
i already hate my list.
June 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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maybe morally there are people I should hate more than I hate rfk but realistically and practically, in the depths of my spirit, there are not. no hell hot enough
June 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
you got me, mr. lynch.
June 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Here's @hannahrkeyser.bsky.social on becoming a parent while taking in nonstop news of global suffering: open.substack.com/pub/somehard...
June 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Trump often claims credit for something somebody said 20-100 years ago, but it's unusual for him to claim a phrase that dates back to the Roman Empire as a Trump original.
June 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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What were they actually gonna do here? Ask every brown-enough person for their papers to go to the fucking baseball game?

This is the most slam-dunk, anti-American thing I can think of. You need a passport to go to a Major League Baseball game now? Malpractice not to make a huge deal out of this.
LA DODGERS just now:

“This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.”

Right on, Dodgers!
More of this, please.
June 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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[Exit King.]
June 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
sometimes I think I’m nowhere near middle age and then I’ll be filling my weekly pill organizer and get really excited when I pour out the exact number of pills I need for the week on the first go.
June 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Therapist: Why is it you are unwilling to really be yourself when you’re with people?

Me: I guess I’m scared.

Therapist: What do you think will happen if you let the true Lonnie out for once?

Me: FRIENDSHIP (2024)
June 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
April 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
not to be one of those “they don’t make ‘em like they used to” doofuses, but they don’t make ‘em like they used to.

sven nykvist could shoot the shit out of a scene.
April 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Once again conservatives do not know ball, will never know ball, and fundamentally cannot know ball. If autistic people don't like baseball explain why every baseball website is a spreadsheet
April 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't
February 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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You're telling me this fuck is clustered?
February 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Not to get all "parenthood changes your whole perspective," but I do think becoming a dad has made me even less tolerant of Bluesky's doomer brigade. I'm completely uninterested in having depressive strangers lecture me about how my daughter's future is written and there's nothing we can do.
January 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
filling in the gaps in my lynch (rip) viewing.
tbh it is mostly gaps at this point.

previously only seen:
Eraserhead
Dune
Twin Peaks seasons 1&2
January 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM