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@longrivervalley.bsky.social
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Hear to look at toy news and robots
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
it’s all i’ve got
4 panel comic Panel 1: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishments. 1. Panel 2: Purple guy looking thoughtful Panel 3: Purple Guy typing Panel 4: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishment: Didn’t die
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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devovas.art
Work shift
#dispatch #spiderman
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy standing next to a Purple Guy who is wearing a mask. Red Guy angrily asks, “Why are you wearing a mask?” Panel 2: Purple Guy reaches into their pocket and says “I have a note that explains it” Panel 3: Purple Guy hands Red Guy the note Panel 4: Close up of Red Guy reading a note that says “Because fuck off you nosy bitch”
December 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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mochizukivt.bsky.social
A screen shot of Michael Scott from The Office telling his coworker Pam "You know what? I'm gonna demonize Gen A I even harder" He is a middle aged white man with brown hair and eyes making a smug, angry expression
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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bookjockeyalex.bsky.social
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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wanderjegson.bsky.social
Yuri and Chloe from Spy x Family:
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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yagiyagimonster.bsky.social
ンダム
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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swordscomic.bsky.social
swords
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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swordscomic.bsky.social
🆕 The Questmas Spirit (Of Vengeance)

#swordscomic
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
right wingers in 2026
4 panel comic Panel 1: Guy dancing with a cigarette. He looks so happy. The caption reads “Smoking to own the woke” Panel 2: Guy is still dancing and smoking but his skin now looks like worn leather. The caption reads “Prematurely aging to own the wokes” Panel 3: Guy is sucking back on an oxygen tank looking frail and thin. Caption reads “Lung cancer to own the wokes” Panel 4: Tombstone that says “Dead to own the wokes”
December 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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tazapliket98.bsky.social
Even in death, Ballas is still a walking red flag

#Warframe #warframefanart #tennocreate
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
4 panel comic Panel 1: A disheveled Purple Guy sits on the pavement. He looks intensely upset. He says “I’ve lost everything. My family. My job. The streets are my home now.” Panel 2: Purple Guy starts to sob and says “It’s like the whole world hates me.” A hand rests on his shoulder. Panel 3: Purple Guy looks up to see a Yellow Guy looking down at him with tears in his eyes. Yellow Guy says “I know how you feel, friend” Panel 4: Yellow Guy weeps, looking up to heaven for answers. He says “I’m a billionaire with a blue sky account”
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is pointing at you and saying "I'll PROVE to you that Santa ISN'T REAL," with a smug/mischievous expression. Panel 2: Shen has written a letter and is holding an envelope to put it in. The letter says "Dear Santa, for this christmas all I want is an ASSKICKING." Shen says "Heh." looking at it. Panel 3: Shen is sleeping peacefully in his house with the door closed behind him. He's got a generic landscape painting hanging on the wall. Panel 4: The door behind him pops open, with Saint Nick himself now standing in the doorway in a wide stance, and a few snowflakes flying in. Shen's eyes likewise pop open.
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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wolfievii.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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linkara.bsky.social
Nihilism is a tool of fascism. Maybe he will, maybe he won't. I'm not interested in giving up or hearing cynicism about it. I'm interested in pointing and laughing at their stupidity so more people can point and laugh and hope.
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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wilsur.bsky.social
Happy Holidays 2025!
Let’s continue to cherish and be good to one another!✨
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#HappyHolidays #MerryChristmas
#KamenRider
December 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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billcorbett.bsky.social
Personally I hope Space Force has a terrible, sad birthday. I hope it catches swine flu.
kaine.senate.gov Senator Tim Kaine @kaine.senate.gov · 11d
Happy birthday, Space Force! As a member of the Armed Services Committee, I'll keep working to support our Guardians, so they can continue defending American interests in space.
December 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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parkermolloy.com
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
Carol in Pluribus: All the brains in the world, and you can't navigate a fuckin' pronoun?
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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nakou.bsky.social
nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
a screenshot of a reddit post saying that (quoting an article from extremetech dot com)
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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housequay.bsky.social
𝙔𝙤𝙟𝙞 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙖𝙬𝙖 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚

Ouroboros from Mio - Xenoblade Chronicles 3
#xenoblade #xc3 #mio
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
Fuck this demonic shit.
maxtani.bsky.social max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 21d
The Washington Post is launching a personalized AI podcast, saying users will be able to "shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology."
All, Today, we’re introducing our latest customer audio offering: “Your Personal Podcast,” a personalized, AI podcast experience only available in The Washington Post app. App users will be able to shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology. This is a conversational, digestible format completely personalized to the user's individual preferences – All based on our best-in-class Washington Post journalism. Here’s how it works: On our Washington Post app, subscribers and registered users will find access to “Your Personal Podcast” via their habit tile, and our “Listen” tab. Users can then personalize their podcast experience by choosing their preferred topics, selecting the AI hosts, and setting the duration. (Currently, our beta version limits the duration to a maximum of 8 minutes.) Once a user begins listening, they soon will be able to ask follow-up questions to explore topics in greater depth. In line with our mission and plan, “Your Personal Podcast” is the ultimate intersection across our critical initiatives of premium experiences, customer choice and AI platform and products. It also reinforces our audience segmentation work, which has revealed our target audience is excited to be offered new ways to access our journalism. More specifically, they are busy and on the go with a growing appetite for audio and video news. “Your Personal Podcast” is another way for us to meet these customer needs. The product is in beta, which means we will continue to improve it based on user feedback. A big thank you to the many teams who collaborated with us across the company to get us to this exciting stage. Listen to a podcast that listens to you and try this out today. Vineet and Bailey
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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miamidsa.org
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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genc.newgrounds.com
Gallantmon Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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pikat.io
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
6 Panel Comic Panel 1: A Purple Dude and a Green Dude in an electronics shop. The Purple Dude is holding a box containing a new laptop. Purple Dude: You’re all set. Here’s your new AI laptop and your guy. Green Dude: My what? Panel 2: A severe looking Red Dude in cap and shades has appeared behind Green Dude. Purple Dude: Your guy. Every new AI laptop comes with a guy. Panel 3: Green Dude is back at home. We see him through the window working at his new laptop. Panel 4: Interior of kitchen. Green Dude continues to work at his laptop. The Red Dude is standing next to him. Panel 5: Close up of laptop screen. Green Dude is about to turn off the AI features. Panel 6: Red Dude produces a gun and presses it to Green Dude’s temple. He hisses: Don’t you fucking dare.
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM